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[Arcorn]

I went out for the first time since being single(ok we broek up aliek a wek ago)

Anyway, I some bow manage d to fuck uo a sure thing. Here uiou go shane and shadow and fucking everone even you sino insult me. fuckin g go

 

[Arcorn]

ps ,ods, dont delete tjus. I need help comprgedimg tyonigjt

 

[Riproot]

Drunk?

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

oh dear >_>


it's okay, arcorn <3

there are other fish in the sea
/cliche

 

[LonelyWolf]

thank fuck

 

[Arcorn]

I honestly don't know...

 

[Funky Monk]

help comprehending a story of

"i had a sure thing and fucked it up"

cool story bro

 

[boris]

Why did you break up

Shotgun sloppy seconds

 

[jumb]

Sucks being single after being in a decent relationship, huh?

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

Sucks being single, huh?

think about it this way, jumb:
you can check out as many chicks as you like without feeling guilty

 

[jumb]

think about it this way, jumb:
you can check out as many chicks as you like without feeling guilty

Like you?

Besides, you're allowed to "check out" girls in a relationship. The saying goes: You can look at the menu, even though you've ordered.

 

[jumb]

the waiters always take away the menus after you order tho

WAITERS!? You must hang out at some classy joints!

 

[Dr_Fresh]

brah ur one step ahead of me already.

 

[Arcorn]

So yeah, was dancing with this girl for ages, and she was all "I'm going to get a drink and come back" and then she ended up opening up to me outside the pub. And something, I'm not entirely sure what happened. One of her friends came and was all "I'm giving you a lift home blah blah blah"

 

[stampede]

wat

does that mean she sucked ur dick or something ^

 

[amour]

So yeah, was dancing with this girl for ages, and she was all "I'm going to get a drink and come back" and then she ended up opening up to me outside the pub. And something, I'm not entirely sure what happened. One of her friends came and was all "I'm giving you a lift home blah blah blah"

opening up? do you mean spilling her heart out?

 

[Riproot]

Do you mean she opened her legs and as you were about to enter her friend dragged her away?

 

[Arcorn]

opening up? do you mean spilling her heart out?

Well not completely but I don't know, I can only half remember it.

 

[L]

i personally think it's worthwhile spending at least 1 night a month sitting by the side leering at girls all night

 

[boris]

did this on sat night