snakes on a plane. (1 Viewer)

[Anonymous1]

what a useless movie.

 

[Pacchiru]

uh huh.

 

[advanced sam]

i dont want to see it. sounds lame.

OH MY GOD ITS A SNAKE, WHAT DO I DO? isnt it obvious...

did samuel l jackson act like a tough guy because there was snakes, was he a tool/? i bet he was

 

[cannibal.horse]

No way dude its fucking awesome.

the entire plot of the movie:
- There's snakes on the plane!
and how did they get them out?
- They opened the windows!

It's brilliantly contructed - the characters are so incredibly stereotypical and there's a tonne of sex references/scenes in the first 20 minutes to get the audience interested.

The film is obviously taking the piss, and its way better than dodgeball and all those other pieces of shit which involve ben stiller.

 

[Anonymous1]

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" - Sam. L. J.

haha - cracked me up though.

 

[lala2]

I watched it for laughs last night. lol seriously are those snakes superhuman or what? And how did the airline steward and stewardesses not fall off when the window was blasted through? Just so unbelievable. But it was frightening in parts--I was scared for Samuel L Jackson when he went to restore the aircon. And whatever happened to the bad guy at the end? Did that guy simply testify and that was it? I dunno, so unbelievable and that's saying something since I've watched Air Force One.

 

[advanced sam]

why is every one watching it all of a sudden? were u together? aw movie night. joking.
but seriously, was jackson taking the mickey out of it, or was it really meant to be an action packed drama?

 

[proringz]

it was on tv last night

 

[advanced sam]

it was on tv last night

oh. where was i. oh thats right. space.

 

[Anonymous1]

=
but seriously, was jackson taking the mickey out of it, or was it really meant to be an action packed drama?

It was the most useless fucking attempt at a movie I've ever seen and will ever see. From the concept to the characters to the disastrous computer edited graphics - to the 'snake vision'. Props go out to the Cobra though - definitely stole the show.

 

[advanced sam]

Props go out to the Cobra though - definitely stole the show.

someone always has to outstage the others. or something, considering its a cobra.

 

[cannibal.horse]

<3 Cobra Starship.

 

[ratcher0071]

I didn't see the movie. So ... how did the snakes actually get on the plane? Then how in hell did they get out of the boxes (if there was any) ? And then go from the storage to the main cabin?

 

[midifile]

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" - Sam. L. J.

that quote made the watching the movie worthwhile

 

[scarybunny]

Seriously, though, what do you want? It has snakes. They're on a plane. Therefore, the movie delivers everything it promises.



It's one of the best bad movies I've seen, because it knows that it's bad and it embraces it.

 

[GET FREE]

I was slightly obsessed with it after I saw it when it came out in cinemas.
I love it.

Think about how even more amazing it would be if they made it into a musical. It has so much potential for theatre. The snakes could form a choir and break out into song every so often. So great.

 

[Leo 100]

I was slightly obsessed with it after I saw it when it came out in cinemas.
I love it.

Think about how even more amazing it would be if they made it into a musical. It has so much potential for theatre. The snakes could form a choir and break out into song every so often. So great.

wow so much potential...
there are already enough snakes in theatre

 

[ledzeppelin]

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" - Sam. L. J.

haha - cracked me up though.

"Everybody strap in. I'm about to open some fucking windows"

 

[that bloke]

but seriously, was jackson taking the mickey out of it, or was it really meant to be an action packed drama?

I saw this on a ferry floating about hungover in the gulf of thailand. It's ridiculousness was just what my busted brain needed, and probably about all it could have handled.

They were taking the piss. Samuel L. Jackson was taking the piss. Do remember this is the guy who quoted Ezekiels and played one of the coolest bad-arses ever in Pulp Fiction.

 

[inter108]

"No movie shall triumph over Snakes on a Plane. Unless I happen to feel like making a movie called More Motherfucking Snakes on More Motherfucking Planes"