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Tom, only a shoplifter would see this "hobby" as "excellent". You are one disgrace to society. Go get professional help; - You need it mate.

MiuMiu~ you are sooo right. Your sentence totally summed it all up. Good job.
 

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Shoplifting is not really borrowing without someone's permission.
We are clearing your stores of excess stock.

Me and four friends went on an armed robbery with sub-machine guns to steal expensive suits.
One of my friends were killed in the robbery so I gave them a pineapple (grenade) and blew their fucking asses to hell.

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FUCK CAPITALISM.

I do not endorse the contents of this post.
Fuck you and the guy who shot my friend.

I do endorse the contents of this post.
 

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lol i stole like 3 porn mags from the newsagents when i was in yr 8.. put em in newspapers and bought the newspaper for $1.50 :D

a friend made me do it lol
 

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tom_330 said:
Hey, sorry I haven't responded to your arguments I've been busy, unlike you. People don't get charged with petty theft like theft of items under $500. And people also love shoplifting because of the thrill of the mission, and anything you get free is very rare these days so its special when you get a product you like for free.

my manager caught a fob steal a ugly 'bling' vz necklace($25), we called the cops in.
i caught a 17yrold boy steal a stupid ugly hat($15), we called the cops in.

both times, the cops dragged them out in cuffs.
 
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Are you sure it was the cops dragging them out in handcuffs and not you. You're a slut like that
 

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pattii said:
my manager caught a fob steal a ugly 'bling' vz necklace($25), we called the cops in.
i caught a 17yrold boy steal a stupid ugly hat($15), we called the cops in.

both times, the cops dragged them out in cuffs.

yeah whats with silly fobs shoplifting, they think its gangster or something? i've seen big van size female fobs stealing from myer, woolies, maccas etc :uhoh:
 

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the most stolen item is razor blades apparently
 

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stazi said:
the most stolen item is razor blades apparently
Correct, thats why most mach3's etc will either be locked, or have alarmed tags on them.
 

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chicky_pie said:
yeah whats with silly fobs shoplifting, they think its gangster or something? i've seen big van size female fobs stealing from myer, woolies, maccas etc :uhoh:
lol how the hell does someone steal from maccas without someone noticing??? its not like you can just walk behind the counter and make off with the cheeseburgers.

on topic, i used to eat grapes and stuff off the fruit displays in coles when i was younger. then a big scary produce guy told me off for it (i was about 9) and yeah i never did it again :eek:
 

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^CoSMic DoRiS^^ said:
lol how the hell does someone steal from maccas without someone noticing??? its not like you can just walk behind the counter and make off with the cheeseburgers.
I think the poster was trying to say people complain about the quality/warmth etc of stuff, or say it wasnt delievered. Maccas doesn't care because arguing about 50c worth of produce just isn't worth it.

I remember when i've taken a packet of chips back, cos when ive sat down (30 secs after buying it) they've been stone cold. They let you keep the cold chips, and they dont "test" to see if they are warm or not. People can easily take advantage of that. tbh if ppl are, they're are pretty tight.
 

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While it's not exactly shoplifitng, my parents used to own a store and we were held up in armed robberies 3 times. 2 times with a random object (like a carjack and a metal pole) and 3rd with a knife. You can't really do anything to the perp since there are customers and children around and if you hurt him he can sue you later. No justice in this world.

Only the first two were caught.

We did get little kids stealing lollies, canned food and drinks. Their moms would teach them to pick something up then place it in the pram. Unbelievable but true.
 

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Muki89 said:
While it's not exactly shoplifitng, my parents used to own a store and we were held up in armed robberies 3 times. 2 times with a random object (like a carjack and a metal pole) and 3rd with a knife. You can't really do anything to the perp since there are customers and children around and if you hurt him he can sue you later. No justice in this world.

Only the first two were caught.

We did get little kids stealing lollies, canned food and drinks. Their moms would teach them to pick something up then place it in the pram. Unbelievable but true.

Sighz these kids are scrwed when they grow up
 

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^CoSMic DoRiS^^ said:
lol how the hell does someone steal from maccas without someone noticing??? its not like you can just walk behind the counter and make off with the cheeseburgers.

on topic, i used to eat grapes and stuff off the fruit displays in coles when i was younger. then a big scary produce guy told me off for it (i was about 9) and yeah i never did it again :eek:
they do, i use to hear stories like, they would come into the maccas store with a maccas paper bag and says 'you didn't give me 'etc meal' + chucking a tantrum then those maccas workers end up giving free shit to them, they would do it 1 by 1 with eachother thinking its cool, this was all bragged about in high school, now they probably all on the dole or something, lol.
 
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my friends and i didnt steal from a shop... we stole from the local council!

lol. we unbolted the road signs from the poles and the police caught us with

7 of them in the boot of the car! lol
_____

i also lived in europe for a year in 2006 and the other exchange students and i liked

to take the signs on the train doors that said where we were going! i have like

9 of them now!
 

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yeah, my friend works as loss prevention and always tell me stories about parents who have their kids steal stuff.... why dont they just get a job.
 

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chicky_pie said:
they do, i use to hear stories like, they would come into the maccas store with a maccas paper bag and says 'you didn't give me 'etc meal' + chucking a tantrum then those maccas workers end up giving free shit to them, they would do it 1 by 1 with eachother thinking its cool, this was all bragged about in high school, now they probably all on the dole or something, lol.
lol its fucking disgusting. The thing is maccas just shuts them up and gives them the 20c toy etc because its just not worth arguing over. I reckon they need a serial offenders list, and get them removed (and banned) from the store. I wish i could really ban people from where i work.
 

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Muki89 said:
While it's not exactly shoplifitng, my parents used to own a store and we were held up in armed robberies 3 times. 2 times with a random object (like a carjack and a metal pole) and 3rd with a knife. You can't really do anything to the perp since there are customers and children around and if you hurt him he can sue you later. No justice in this world.
What....... but what if you "hurt" him in a form of self defence? I mean, carjacks/metal poles/knives can be classified as weapons if they're not used for their intended use.

Evilo said:
I wish i could really ban people from where i work.
Heh I have a list of people banned from my store. Not a list list, but a mental list in which if you see the person you remind them they've been banned and can't come in. This usually happens when you've caught them shoplifting or causing chaos within the store.

This dickhead always comes in to steal, then buy a cheap thing to get through the registers.... then walks out to his mates outside acting like a hero because he just went into a store in which he was banned... I mean get a life, he's like 15-16yrs old
 

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If your going to shoplift please, please wear a balaclava. Or a condom over your head. -.-
 

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