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[Minai]

Originally posted by ~*HSC 4 life*~
don't the seatbelt buckles and shit get in the way i meant?

lol, I doubt thats an issue

 

[Jimmy_C]

Originally posted by lengstar
you've obviously never had sex in a car. the problem with a sedan is the back seat offers limited space which is why i want a panel van or station wagon.
good old car, back in those days everyone lost their virginity in a car. make sure you have good suspension though.

Sedans work fine... If your only there for a quicky and youve got a little bitch car you can whack it out with a missionary on the front passenger if you put the seat right back (depending on how far it will go and at what angle the back seat will affect it) or just get a good car like a falcon or commodore with pleanty of room

 

[Jimmy_C]

*sorry, falcons work better Asquithian*
Na, it works well depending on how your front seat reclines, in larger cars or most 4 door cars they dont do it as well as little bitch cars that only have two doors and have those wierd seats that have the handle and the seat goes foward and also slides foward, they usually can almost make a bed

 

[lengstar]

i think falcons would work better but.... i need my leg room, i prefer the back, and i'm not doing it in the car again because i have to aerate the car afterwards and only if i was desperate i'd do it again.

 

[Jimmy_C]

Agreed..... cars suck ass. Anywhere thats cramped sucks, thats why the GREAT OUTDOORS is such a popular place they named a show after it

 

[lengstar]

well...there's this fishy smell...

 

[Jimmy_C]

Originally posted by lengstar
well...there's this fishy smell...

Dang! You've gotta find a cleaner bitch, one that comes from an area where showers are customary

 

[lengstar]

...quiet you...i has nothing to do with showering beforehand...

 

[Jimmy_C]

hahahaha, na i was saying in general

 

[Jimmy_C]

hahahaha just joking

 

[lengstar]

i didn't find that funny

 

[nicksta_40]

IF ur fone in internet capable, download this application of 20 different Sex positions with pictures and descriptions eg: The elephant hehe

http://tagtag.com/sites/t/m/g/tmggames/29.php3#card29

 

[Jimmy_C]

Originally posted by lengstar
i didn't find that funny

Its ok you can cry me a river later

 

[lengstar]

my friend had karma sutra his phone which is stupid because if your creative you wont need it

 

[dark`secrets]

Originally posted by nicksta_40
IF ur fone in internet capable, download this application of 20 different Sex positions with pictures and descriptions eg: The elephant hehe

http://tagtag.com/sites/t/m/g/tmggames/29.php3#card29

riding the elephant right?
ROFL
how abt the cocoon?

 

[Jimmy_C]

http://www.car-sex-positions.com/

That is fucking halerious, its not really educational, just funny for the pictures

 

[ToO LaZy ^*]

indeedy..

 

[lengstar]

umm...wouldn't this sex thread be considered spam?

 

[Abide]

sex probably deserves a forum of its own.

 

[Loz#1]

Originally posted by Abide
sex probably deserves a forum of its own.

The BOS males would go crazy. It'd be nuts.