Rules for Fat People (1 Viewer)

[Captain Gh3y]

(in the spirit of Rules for Customers/Staff in Employment forum)

Don't stand in quadruple file with trolleys holding giant handbags half a metre out from your bodies in narrow aisles, it's disgusting and an obstruction to public safety and convenience

that is all

oh, and maybe look in a mirror you self-oblivious products of western decadence and ignorance of the dangers of heart disease

 

[jb_nc]

Sit at the back seat of the bus or don't get on at all.

 

[rozymisty]

shut the hell up!!!!

 

[katie_tully]

no, you're not fat because of a thyroid problem

that shirt is 6 sizes too small

 

[Evilo]

Attn fat people - look where you are going. It is a problem that you cant see your own feet, therefore consider buying a mirror that you hold out at arms length to avoid the problem.

Reminds me of when a women tripped over in the liquor store. It was because someone placed a basket behind here (in line) and walked off to get some beer. The woman faceplanted onto a bottle and cut her arm. The issue of safety here was that she couldn't see her own legs - her obesity was a major contributer to the accident.

 

[Evilo]

lol i second this.
And mid drifts don't work

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/4500/Fat-Chicks--4932.jpg

 

[Stevo.]

Fat people really need improved safety features as they are a danger to themselves and the rest of society. Consider getting side mirrors surgically installed, a beeper for when you're reversing and indicators for when you're turning. A sign on your back saying wide load will let others know that there are dangers to trying to overtake you mainly because you impair the forward vision of all those behind you. Also consider having a sign with biohazard if you have flatulence problems.

 

[SipSip]

(in the spirit of Rules for Customers/Staff in Employment forum)

Don't stand in quadruple file with trolleys holding giant handbags half a metre out from your bodies in narrow aisles, it's disgusting and an obstruction to public safety and convenience

that is all

oh, and maybe look in a mirror you self-oblivious products of western decadence and ignorance of the dangers of heart disease

I don't think they are able to not carry handbags any closer since that they are already 1m in diametre...

Attn - Fat people should just lose weight; they are a burden to society

 

[Evilo]

I don't think they are able to not carry handbags any closer since that they are already 1m in diametre...

Attn - Fat people should just lose weight; they are a burden to society

from what ive seen, the handbag usually gets sucked into the fat anyway....along with their dignity and self image.

 

[Stevo.]

I reckon they should jump on the trend, not literally since they can't jump, of installing reversing cameras. Most new SUVs have that option so why shouldn't they?

 

[mzduxx2006]

i just would appreciate it if they stoped wearing spandex and tights aswell. not a very pretty image.

 

[tanjin]

(in the spirit of Rules for Customers/Staff in Employment forum)

Don't stand in quadruple file with trolleys holding giant handbags half a metre out from your bodies in narrow aisles, it's disgusting and an obstruction to public safety and convenience

I hate it when they do that.

 

[sXcGuRl69aU]

Lose some fucking weight.

 

[Stevo.]

Lose some fucking weight.

/thread

 

[chicky_pie]

BUY 2 plane tickets when boarding a flight!

 

[kuroneko]

I don't really have that much of a problem with fat people, but... if someone's weight disrupts/causes problems for others, it's really time to start doing something, I mean seriously... quit complaining about how hard it is to lose weight and put down the fork.

 

[Stevo.]

You mean put down: the candy, the ice cream bucket, the bag of chips, the chocolate covered biscuits and the greasy fried food.

 

[kuroneko]

You mean put down: the candy, the ice cream bucket, the bag of chips, the chocolate covered biscuits and the greasy fried food.

Actually, you're right. It's a saying though, 'put down the fork'.

 

[katie_tully]

'fork to mouth syndrome'

 

[waysted]

3/4 length tights on fat people = vomit