Rules for Customers (1 Viewer)

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

The name and price of all products are clearly labelled. If you are not illiterate, please don't vaguely point at a giant rack of bread and say "that one!...no!...that one!" SAY THE NAME AND I WILL KNOW WHAT YOU WANT

lol

Today's rule:

Learn2dial. NO we are not Optus/Telstra/AAPT/whatever else. I gave you their number, ring it. Don't call me three times in a row and launch into your internet account details or whatever, I don't care. WRONG NUMBER. Were you even listening when I answered the phone?

 

[Kiim2507]

When I say 'Hey what can I get you?' don't reply 'Good thanks!'

And when I say 'Enjoy your meal' don't say 'You too!'

Open your fucking ears lol.

Also please don't pay for ~$10 item with $50 notes..especially when the last 10 people also paid with $50 notes and I have no $20's, or $10's left lol

 

[housah0lic]

uch
if you don't want a bag, say so.
don't park your ass near the end of my register, take everything out of the bagand put it into yours and leave the plastic bag there.
such a piss off.

 

[x.christina]

Don't buy a bottle of water thats $1.00 with a $50 at 6.29PM when we have no money in the till

 

[greekgun]

uch
if you don't want a bag, say so.
don't park your ass near the end of my register, take everything out of the bagand put it into yours and leave the plastic bag there.
such a piss off.

Yeah i hate that, that and when they grab the reciept and then throw it on the counter. ALl they have to do is say to reciept thanks but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :burn:

 

[yoddle]

Lol I can totally relate with shitty customers + ciggies

Woman: Can I get a packet of Hudson and Wedges?
Me: You mean Benson and Hedges?
Woman: Yeah, whatever they've changed their name to

HAHAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY!!!

oh when they are like 'can i have a packet of gold'
its just like fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

 

[makemearedcape]

HAHAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY!!!

oh when they are like 'can i have a packet of gold'
its just like fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

LOL. I've gotten "Can I have menthol?"
And the lady looked at me like I was stupid when I tried to get her to specify which brand and then she asked if I was new even though I've been working there for nearly 2 years...

 

[x.christina]

HAHAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY!!!

oh when they are like 'can i have a packet of gold'
its just like fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Lol I have so many stories about ciggies.

Or when they ask for "Winnie blew mayte" you give them DARK BLUE 25s but they really wanted SKY BLUE 20s WELL FUCKING TELL ME dont gimme your bogan accent and expect me to read your mind.

Or when this chick, barely 18 comes up to me, dirty look on her face
Girl- "Ciggarette."
Me- "Which one?"
Girl- *gives me a dirty* "A ciggarette."
Me- " Well there are 10 different types we sell..."
Girl- "I want a fucking ciggie!"
Me- "Which one then?"
Girl- "OH! Choice Blue."
Me- *thinks- el cheapo brands get smoked by underage people* "Can I see ID?"
Girl- "Oh what the fuck why would you ask for id dont i look 18?"
Me- "Well... thats not the point. I need to see your id."
Girl- "Actually, all i needed was some Venti."
Me- "Ok. 70c."
Girl- "Actually, I want Tally Ho's."
Me *sighs* "Ok, 70c"
Girl- "Ok, sorry. I'll take the Venti."
Me- [FUCK YOU] "70 cents."
Girl- "Oh, I only have 50c. Is that ok?"
Me- "No. They're 70c"
Girl- "Can I put it on EFTPOS?"
Me- No, we have a $5 minimum"
Girl- "OH FOR FUCKS SAKE." *leaves*

 

[mobilephone99]

Please don't leave your Mercedes Benz parked out the front of the shop then complain about losing a $2 coin underneath our counter. Also, don't get angry at us for not being able to find that $2 coin for you or scare us by saying, "Look, I'm a friend of [Boss's name]...". Friggin hell.

 

[gibbo153]

i deliver medicine to the old and fat. boy do i have a lot of rules to get through

1. if you order medicine to be delivered at a certain time, be at home at that time you old worthless airhead
2. if the policy is 'order deliveries before 3 pm, so the deliverer can plan an effective route' do not order at 5 pm, and are suprised to see that i am not entirely pleased to have to have come back again to where your hosue is even though i probably passed it already delivering to other people near you who can remember the bloody rule.
3. i am hear to give you medicine, not to listen to your cringeworthy small talk. i do not care what you did in the garden this morning, i do not care what you are thinking of having for dinner. i just, don't, care.
4. do not tell me how the weather is, i just rode 5-10km on a bike to your house. i know what the f-ing weather is like.
5. for the weekly recipients, do not try my patience by being so old and senile that i have to explain who i am every single time i come to your house.
6. tip me you cheapskate.
7. whatever it is about you or your house that is making that smell, fix it.

here's a basic rundown of my average delivery
"Hi Mrs Bennett, its me i have your medicine. i'm from the chemist. yes you just called and ordered a delivery about half an hour ago. yes i'm sure you did. no i was only waiting a little while [lie]. oh you didn't hear the doorbell? no that's ok [she never hears the doorbell]. yes you do take this medicine. yes i am sure. no you don't need to call your son to ask if you take it. no you don't need to call my boss to ask if you take it. ok i'll just wait while you call him then shall i?"

- (5 minutes later) -

"[completely forced lie] No that's no problem i just need you to sign these scripts. yes on the line that says signature. write whatever your signature is. no not that line this one. the date is the 27th.... of January..... *facepalm* its 2009. yes i know time flies right."

"ok now the next script (previous couple of statements repeated, including the entire date again, and telling her twice or three times which line to write on.) yes i know there are a lot of scripts its because you are on about 20 different medications. yes i am sure you take this medicine as well." (sometimes my boss is called again at this point)

"yes i know its rainy and cold."

"ok see you next week looking forward to doing this all again"

mutters - "but hopefully you'll be dead by then"

 

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

i deliver medicine to the old and fat. boy do i have a lot of rules to get through

1. if you order medicine to be delivered at a certain time, be at home at that time you old worthless airhead
2. if the policy is 'order deliveries before 3 pm, so the deliverer can plan an effective route' do not order at 5 pm, and are suprised to see that i am not entirely pleased to have to have come back again to where your hosue is even though i probably passed it already delivering to other people near you who can remember the bloody rule.
3. i am hear to give you medicine, not to listen to your cringeworthy small talk. i do not care what you did in the garden this morning, i do not care what you are thinking of having for dinner. i just, don't, care.
4. do not tell me how the weather is, i just rode 5-10km on a bike to your house. i know what the f-ing weather is like.
5. for the weekly recipients, do not try my patience by being so old and senile that i have to explain who i am every single time i come to your house.
6. tip me you cheapskate.
7. whatever it is about you or your house that is making that smell, fix it.

here's a basic rundown of my average delivery
"Hi Mrs Bennett, its me i have your medicine. i'm from the chemist. yes you just called and ordered a delivery about half an hour ago. yes i'm sure you did. no i was only waiting a little while [lie]. oh you didn't hear the doorbell? no that's ok [she never hears the doorbell]. yes you do take this medicine. yes i am sure. no you don't need to call your son to ask if you take it. no you don't need to call my boss to ask if you take it. ok i'll just wait while you call him then shall i?"

- (5 minutes later) -

"[completely forced lie] No that's no problem i just need you to sign these scripts. yes on the line that says signature. write whatever your signature is. no not that line this one. the date is the 27th.... of January..... *facepalm* its 2009. yes i know time flies right."

"ok now the next script (previous couple of statements repeated, including the entire date again, and telling her twice or three times which line to write on.) yes i know there are a lot of scripts its because you are on about 20 different medications. yes i am sure you take this medicine as well." (sometimes my boss is called again at this point)

"yes i know its rainy and cold."

"ok see you next week looking forward to doing this all again"

mutters - "but hopefully you'll be dead by then"

fucking lol @ that whole post

old people = fail

 

[Trentyboi]

Grumbling/murmuring does not qualify as talking!

I do not understand you.

Also, when I ask "Are you sweet without a bag?" and you reply "Yes" or "I'm sweet", do not look at me like I'm a retard when I don't give you a bag. Learn how to use your own native language!

 

[greekgun]

i deliver medicine to the old and fat. boy do i have a lot of rules to get through

1. if you order medicine to be delivered at a certain time, be at home at that time you old worthless airhead
2. if the policy is 'order deliveries before 3 pm, so the deliverer can plan an effective route' do not order at 5 pm, and are suprised to see that i am not entirely pleased to have to have come back again to where your hosue is even though i probably passed it already delivering to other people near you who can remember the bloody rule.
3. i am hear to give you medicine, not to listen to your cringeworthy small talk. i do not care what you did in the garden this morning, i do not care what you are thinking of having for dinner. i just, don't, care.
4. do not tell me how the weather is, i just rode 5-10km on a bike to your house. i know what the f-ing weather is like.
5. for the weekly recipients, do not try my patience by being so old and senile that i have to explain who i am every single time i come to your house.
6. tip me you cheapskate.
7. whatever it is about you or your house that is making that smell, fix it.

here's a basic rundown of my average delivery
"Hi Mrs Bennett, its me i have your medicine. i'm from the chemist. yes you just called and ordered a delivery about half an hour ago. yes i'm sure you did. no i was only waiting a little while [lie]. oh you didn't hear the doorbell? no that's ok [she never hears the doorbell]. yes you do take this medicine. yes i am sure. no you don't need to call your son to ask if you take it. no you don't need to call my boss to ask if you take it. ok i'll just wait while you call him then shall i?"

- (5 minutes later) -

"[completely forced lie] No that's no problem i just need you to sign these scripts. yes on the line that says signature. write whatever your signature is. no not that line this one. the date is the 27th.... of January..... *facepalm* its 2009. yes i know time flies right."

"ok now the next script (previous couple of statements repeated, including the entire date again, and telling her twice or three times which line to write on.) yes i know there are a lot of scripts its because you are on about 20 different medications. yes i am sure you take this medicine as well." (sometimes my boss is called again at this point)

"yes i know its rainy and cold."

"ok see you next week looking forward to doing this all again"

mutters - "but hopefully you'll be dead by then"

Holy shit, u must have the patience of a saint to keep up that job. Is the pay well at least?

 

[gibbo153]

Holy shit, u must have the patience of a saint to keep up that job. Is the pay well at least?

only thing keeping me going. i get about 17 an hour. and if tips are good its aboutt 19 or 20 an hour. and its getting pay for exercise. still, it doesnt outweigh the above haha.

 

[greekgun]

only thing keeping me going. i get about 17 an hour. and if tips are good its aboutt 19 or 20 an hour. and its getting pay for exercise. still, it doesnt outweigh the above haha.

Fuck thats good pay for a kid ur age.

 

[gibbo153]

Fuck thats good pay for a kid ur age.

i know right. i'm not paid by hour though. thats another annoying thing. thats what i basically end up getting per hour but i get paid by the day

its only a 'go when your done' system. which is good and bad - if there are no deliveries i go home with full pay, but if there are heaps, i get no penalty rate. also its bad because its usually not more than 2 hours, so even at a really good rate, i'm not earning as much as my mates who just like do one long thursday night shift.

its annoying to have to come home and think 'ugh. work again' three days per week, to get the same amount of money as others working only one day. especially when i have to encounter disgusting smelly nonogenereans.

i should have added another rule - "do not chew, if there is not food in your mouth"

 

[SnowFox]

Some guy brang in a PC stating he had just bought it second hand and it woudlnt work. We opened it up and found it full of text books.

 

[Will Shakespear]

i should have added another rule - "do not chew, if there is not food in your mouth"

oh god there's this crazy old lady comes into work every saturday morning

who constantly moves her false teeth around her mouth, like a cow chewing grass

and it's like sooooo disgusting and vomit-worthy

 

[gcchick]

i deliver medicine to the old and fat. boy do i have a lot of rules to get through

1. if you order medicine to be delivered at a certain time, be at home at that time you old worthless airhead
2. if the policy is 'order deliveries before 3 pm, so the deliverer can plan an effective route' do not order at 5 pm, and are suprised to see that i am not entirely pleased to have to have come back again to where your hosue is even though i probably passed it already delivering to other people near you who can remember the bloody rule.
3. i am hear to give you medicine, not to listen to your cringeworthy small talk. i do not care what you did in the garden this morning, i do not care what you are thinking of having for dinner. i just, don't, care.
4. do not tell me how the weather is, i just rode 5-10km on a bike to your house. i know what the f-ing weather is like.
5. for the weekly recipients, do not try my patience by being so old and senile that i have to explain who i am every single time i come to your house.
6. tip me you cheapskate.
7. whatever it is about you or your house that is making that smell, fix it.

here's a basic rundown of my average delivery
"Hi Mrs Bennett, its me i have your medicine. i'm from the chemist. yes you just called and ordered a delivery about half an hour ago. yes i'm sure you did. no i was only waiting a little while [lie]. oh you didn't hear the doorbell? no that's ok [she never hears the doorbell]. yes you do take this medicine. yes i am sure. no you don't need to call your son to ask if you take it. no you don't need to call my boss to ask if you take it. ok i'll just wait while you call him then shall i?"

- (5 minutes later) -

"[completely forced lie] No that's no problem i just need you to sign these scripts. yes on the line that says signature. write whatever your signature is. no not that line this one. the date is the 27th.... of January..... *facepalm* its 2009. yes i know time flies right."

"ok now the next script (previous couple of statements repeated, including the entire date again, and telling her twice or three times which line to write on.) yes i know there are a lot of scripts its because you are on about 20 different medications. yes i am sure you take this medicine as well." (sometimes my boss is called again at this point)

"yes i know its rainy and cold."

"ok see you next week looking forward to doing this all again"

mutters - "but hopefully you'll be dead by then"

Gah old people make me :burn:

 

[x.christina]

oh god there's this crazy old lady comes into work every saturday morning

who constantly moves her false teeth around her mouth, like a cow chewing grass

and it's like sooooo disgusting and vomit-worthy

Lol. This rude-ass chick popped her gum in my face. She was buying (more)Hubba Bubba.