coles service.
- dont complain when we dont have enough staff on the registers. it is not my fault people decided to fuck everyone over and not turn up!
- dont tell me how to pack you plastic bags, im not a moron who is gonna put milk on top of bread!
- dont give me your green bags all folded and packed into the cold bag, IF OYU PUT THE COLD THINGS ON THE BELT FIRST THEN PUT THE COLD BAG ON THE BELT! i hate it when i have to take all the bags out and use the cold bag and then all the other green bags fall all over the place etc etc. it makes our job much harder
- dont complain when yuou ask me to get a price check and someone doesnt come to your service in 5 seconds falt. we are not your slaves, there is never a moment in the store when the manager of a department can drop everything and do as you wish. THEY ARE WORKING! dont bother them, just accept the friggin items and get the hell out of the store!- if i ask for FB dont stare at me and then realise that 'oo yes i do have them, how about i search through millions of cards in my overflowing wallet of shit and find it for you'. if you dont know where it is, dont bother.
- i am clearly not legally allowed to let you purchase smokes at my register, under age/not trained. so stop asking! i cant bend the rules for you just because you are a crack addict and cant afford to feed your addiction, just go and wait at the service desk you lazy bum.
- dont come up to me with an empty OLAY box and ask me to get the content for you. im not gonna have it behind MY register, obviously. go ask supervisor on service desk.
- DONT PAY USING A CHEQUE! it is the biggest fight to put it through, not to mention you will hold up the line for a good 10 minutes. if oyu use a cheque, i WILL tell you to beat it. haha.
- dont come in reeking of booze/cigarette smoke and expect to pick up. your a feral, we have a job to do. just go away.
- give us a chance to say hello how you going, dont cut me off by telling me that you have forgotten your geen bags or you dont want a certain item or whatever, just answer the damn question and be happy about it.
coles bakery.
- i have 5am starts okay? so if you see me packing the bread rolls, dont come up and talk to me. i am in the shittiest mood imaginable. you wont like my repsonse..
- dont ask us if we can make you a fresh pack of hot hot donuts, it aint gonna happen.
- dont stand around when i am doing mark downs and wait till i put the $1 dollar sticker on the item you want, chances are the item you want wont be marked down.
- i am not going to make you a cake to order. what is ont he shelf is what is on the shelf. take it or leave, i dont care. i am not gonna make you an extra cream filled, pink/choc iced,sprinkle covered, jam coated, coconut mooshed whatever..just no.
- we cant help ir if the containers for donuts dont fit the donut properly and then the icing sticks. be grateful that the donut is above average sized and take your oiled filled donuts and move on.
- no, i will not make a pack of only yellow iced donuts. who eats them anyway?
- we arent allowed to m ix snickers and mars cookies..HELLO, NUT ALLERGIES?!
that is about all.