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The fail rate for condoms is less than 2 per cent. Which means that they would have to be having sex at least 50 times more often, for there to be at least an equal chance of contracting HIV than if they did not use the condoms. Considering the chance of condom failure is even lower, it would mean that that number is higher.
Hands up who thinks it realistic that they would be having sex 50 times more often?
what you've said doesn't disprove what the op said, comrade.
 

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what you've said doesn't disprove what the op said, comrade.
Technically no, but it does prove the platform of "if they use condoms there'll be no effect cos they just have sex more" wrong.
 

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Technically no, but it does prove the platform of "if they use condoms there'll be no effect cos they just have sex more" wrong.
not if a majority of them are strict catholics

i dont know much about african demographics

are they?
 

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Ooooh dear.

The Daily Mash said:
Speaking before his tour of Africa, the Pontiff said Aids could only be tackled by the 'traditional teaching of the church' and not a latex rubber sheath that contains infected semen and prevents it from transferring the virus to another human being.

Experts said that either the Pope is suggesting the bible is used like a condom, or he doesn't know what a condom is.

Dr Emma Bradford, of Reading University, said: "I guess you would have to rip out a few pages of Leviticus and then somehow fashion them into a condom-like device using lots and lots of masking tape.

"Or you could shred the pages, soak them in water and construct something that looks a bit like a paper maché cigar tube."

Dr Bradford added: "It has to be one of those two because suggesting that the African Aids epidemic can be contained simply by reading the bible would be criminally insane."

Since his inauguration in 2005 the Pope has continued the Church's strong opposition to condoms by calling for abstinence, supervised heavy petting and whacking it repeatedly with a wooden spoon until it goes all soft again.


Meanwhile the Vatican has issued this year's list of approved non-penetrative carnal techniques including pearl necklaces, light genital branding and something called 'Dutch steamboating'.
PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE - The Daily Mash

I'm assuming this is a satirical piece given the source site, but it says what everyone's thinking.
 

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"whacking it repeatedly with a wooden spoon until it goes all soft again."



AHAHAHAHAHA.
 

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