penis eats fish (2 Viewers)

[zzdfa]

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24364214-663,00.html

lol

 

[dux&src]

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24364214-663,00.html

lol

This has got to be the most funniest thing i have heard all day. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[ZEROtheHERO]

" cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps down the patient's penis. " sounds painful.

 

[dux&src]

" cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps down the patient's penis. " sounds painful.

don't even want to think about it.

 

[shinji]

it's like that cure for urinal problems for guys. they stick something down your peehole and then it opens up like an umbrella. hahah

 

[withoutaface]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

 

[clydeeeeeeeeee]

lol

 

[Kwayera]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

But this wasn't a Candiru (a parasitic catfish). It was from the Betta genus - aka a Siamese Fighting Fish.

 

[withoutaface]

I know, but the Candiru is still fucked.

 

[jemsta]

why the fuck was he holding the fish whilst he was pissing?
Serves him right.

 

[JaredR]

Interesting... how a fish could defy gravity and swim upright? Sounds more like it was forced in...

 

[katie tully]

Interesting... how a fish could defy gravity and swim upright? Sounds more like it was forced in...

fucking facepalm.

 

[Riet]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

lol

A well-circulated myth is that the candiru is capable of swimming up the stream of urine in mid-air to a victim standing on shore or a boat. This is physically impossible as the maximum swimming velocity of the fish is insufficient to oppose the downward velocity of the urine stream, and the further impossible act of the 5–14 mm wide fish maintaining position and thrust within a 2–7 mm wide column of fluid. Only a larger fish such as a Salmon or Trout could leap the required distance, however there will be an obvious size of fish versus size of penis issue here.

 

[SeftonIsAHole]

genius.

 

[Graney]

Yeah, this story didn't actually happen.

 

[Justina]

"He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma"
rofl - poor guy *cough*

 

[dux&src]

Yeah, this story didn't actually happen.

No kidding....

 

[bawd]

LOL.

Did the fish survive?

 

[ctrlaltv]

Lol.

 

[Omie Jay]

Oh man, i need counselling just from reading that, *squirms in seat*