ORGASMS - faking it, etc (1 Viewer)

[cleopatra]

yeah, its not like we fake cos there is no pleasure what so ever, it just an exaggeration. i think that saying..."hey you kno hun , you really dont know how to flaot my boat do ya?...try harder!" is a little hard. for me anyway.

but yup, im loud...too loud actually, cos its never in an empty house.

and it sucks that guys get off so much easier than girls. i wish i could feel the way i can make him feel more often!!! its like MAN!!! i give and i give and i give and i aint gettin much in return!!! *dramatic*

nah, j/k.

 

[mack]

That reminds me of a prank we pulled not too long ago. Here it is:

Go to your local putt putt, armed with a box of condoms and Sunsilk elements shampoo for men(Looks exactly like man-juice). Take out some condoms, cover them in the shampoo, and put them in a few holes. Next time someone goes to retrieve their ball, its like "Ewwww, daddy, look what i found!!" and then off the dad goes yelling at the owner of the putt putt.....fucking classic!

 

[cleopatra]

thats mean....poor scarred children.
but damn its funny

 

[bubz :D]

Why oh why do our faces go red? Are supposed to look that stupid or something?

Also, in that movie 40 days and 40 nights, Josh Hartnett tries to pass off whiteout as cum. What a fuckin idiot.

rush of blood to the head

 

[mack]

ahaha it took me 5 minutes before i got that.

 

[thejosiekiller]

i think ur face should look like bill cosby in mack's avatar when u cum

 

[mack]

ahhhhh mmmmmmmmmmkkkkkkkayyyyyyyyy here i cum bayyyyyyyyyyybbbeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!


Thats how I imagine bill cosby having an orgasm.

 

[thejosiekiller]

lol with the head and hand movements?

 

[Persephone87]

I'm not noisy at all...And you can tell, when the body seizes up and.....um...is spasmodic....um...

 

[bubble_tea]

=D haha i fake it loud and squirmy!
i think it enhances sexual pleasure for both sides..

 

[bubz :D]

tisk tisk amanda

fakin it makes him think that he's doing the right thing, so he'll keep doing that the next time round etc etc....

 

[thejosiekiller]

hes still gonna do it anyway...unless hes desperately trying to please u in evry single way

 

[mack]

a collective 'jeeze thanks' on behalf of all guys who have cummed in the presence of their gf or other...

girls wince and shake alot...close their eyes...im told i have my mouth a little open with my eyes closed...
anyways ...ehh ..hows the weather?

Ah thats nothing. My friends Gf tells me his eyes go cross-eyed when he comes. Now that is too damn funny!

 

[Persephone87]

Ah thats nothing. My friends Gf tells me his eyes go cross-eyed when he comes. Now that is too damn funny!

I would back away so quick....

 

[Acid]

LOL, funny thread

I reckon it's so easy to tell if a girl is faking it. I mean their whole body shakes, they dont just sit their whailing - so that's pretty hard to put on....

 

[gooody gooody]

Good point

REminder to self start faking the body shaking lol

 

[bubz :D]

hahah but some girls go rigid! it's different for everyone

 

[AsyLum]

tisk tisk amanda

fakin it makes him think that he's doing the right thing, so he'll keep doing that the next time round etc etc....

hahaha, its kinda hard not to realise shes faking though :|

like theres so many factors you can see if she is cumming isnt there?

 

[pinkblinkbarbie]

whats the point faking...? if your not having a real orgasm your man isnt doing the job....if i had to fake it id just refuse to have sex

 

[AsyLum]

does that mean you go rigid?

my experience is that girls shake...or shiver dramatically...i think that would be hard to fake...

i do that all the time....