On Campus accomodation (2 Viewers)

[em_516]

Too much vigorous sex?

 

[blue_chameleon]

Not as often as you would think. Its been locked for over a year. It got damaged pretty bad. You dont want to know how.

Meh.

Putting a sauna on campus was always going to spell disaster.

 

[---Walker---]

Not as often as you would think. Its been locked for over a year. It got damaged pretty bad. You dont want to know how.

Porridge! I wanna know how...

 

[The_highwayman]

Too much vigorous sex?

Is there such a thing?

 

[jumb]

Not as often as you would think. Its been locked for over a year. It got damaged pretty bad. You dont want to know how.

Whenever someone says "you dont want to know" it makes me want to know even more.

 

[mrbassman]

Whenever someone says "you dont want to know" it makes me want to know even more.

Me too

Well you know how in a sauna you pour water over the heat source. The people using it sometimes didn't have any water so attempted to make do.

 

[The_highwayman]

Me too

Well you know how in a sauna you pour water over the heat source. The people using it sometimes didn't have any water so attempted to make do.

urine?

 

[mrbassman]

yep, then things that dont mix well with heat. WOOF

 

[jumb]

haha ew

 

[The_highwayman]

nothing like a bit of excrement and burning to cleanse the pores.

 

[em_516]

Nummy.

 

[blue_chameleon]

Nummy.

*barf*



Oh wait. Nah, that is what i've come to spect from you em.

 

[jumb]

Emily is into watersports.

 

[em_516]

Yes. My favourite pastime is to jetski through a pile of shit. It's true.

 

[The_highwayman]

Yes. My favourite pastime is to jetski through a pile of shit. It's true.

i guess that'd explain the smell...

 

[em_516]

It's actually the reason I have soft, supple skin.

 

[samuel slack]

Gday everyone

I'm already studying with UNCLE by distance, which is hard as hell, and I reckon I'll make the trip up to Newcastle to study on-campus at the start of next year. I was wonderin whether it's likely that I would get a self-catered room at Ted's. I spent 4 years in a boarding house, I can't stand that shitty kinda food any more, and I love to cook and know what I'm eating. I know that Evatt are all self-catered, but I do enjoy getting up to quite a bit of mischief and throwing a few back every now and then. Plus, Teds has a pool and sauna. So anyways, what are my chances? And are there many drunken missions in Evatt?

Hey man, I live on Evatt... we drink as much as any other college, and get up to some serious drunken shenanigans... Plus, we own Teds at everything.

 

[The_highwayman]

It's actually the reason I have soft, supple skin.

there's a difference between "soft and supple" and "squishy and infected"

 

[em_516]

It's not that bad

 

[---Walker---]

Hey man, I live on Evatt... we drink as much as any other college, and get up to some serious drunken shenanigans... Plus, we own Teds at everything.

Thanks dude, I'll be putting Evatt as my first preference