Okay, So what the Eff is with Scott Cain's New Song?! (1 Viewer)

[Silverstone]

Right, so I dont dislike Scott, and he's a'ight - but this new song "Ive got a crush on Hilary Duff" is a bit twisted - Considering, Hilary is freshly Seventeen, and Scott is 23 - making ANY consumation Illegal.

Looks like someone will be getting a call from the Child Porn Brigade!

 

[SimpaticO]

I know what you mean! Like, what is up with that song. It inadvertently promotes illegal underage sex with minors........................wait, I'm starting to like this song.

 

[Silverstone]

"I've Got a Crush on Hilary's Muff"

 

[SimpaticO]

"I've Got a Crush on Hilary's Muff"

Honey, you have a crush on anything that walks, talks, doesn't eat, has limited acting ability, wears a tonne of make - up, never lifts a finger, wears a napkin as an outfit, has big hair and is subsequently known as a Hollywood A - lister.

 

[Silverstone]

Honey, you have a crush on anything that walks, talks, doesn't eat, has limited acting ability, wears a tonne of make - up, never lifts a finger, wears a napkin as an outfit, has big hair and is subsequentially known as a Hollywood A - lister.

*cough*like marilyn*cough*

 

[SimpaticO]

Marilyn wasn't only all these things, she also had a soul that was crushed and that makes her special. Anyway, I've only got one crush. Need I remind you of all the people and movies you have had obsesssions with: (in no particular order):

Nicole Kidman
Norah Jones
Winona Ryder
Chicago
Little Women
Renne Zellwegger (I wish)
Angelina Jolie
Madonna
Britney Spears
Hillary Duff
Cynthia Nixon
Michael Phepls
Michael Phelps
Michael Phelps
Michael Phelps
Amanda ELIZABETH Sheahan
and did I mention Michael Phelps?

 

[Silverstone]

Marilyn wasn't only all these things, she also had a soul that was crushed and that makes her special. Anyway, I've only got one crush. Need I remind you of all the people and movies you have had obsesssions with: (in no particular order):

Nicole Kidman
Norah Jones
Winona Ryder
Chicago
Little Women
Renne Zellwegger (I wish)
Angelina Jolie
Madonna
Britney Spears
Hillary Duff
Cynthia Nixon
Michael Phepls
Michael Phelps
Michael Phelps
Michael Phelps
Amanda ELIZABETH Sheahan
and did I mention Michael Phelps?

!

You forgot Susie Oneil!

 

[SimpaticO]

Yes, well my list was only the beginning. Who knows what other crushes and obsessions are lurking beneath your spiky haired mind. I was wondering why you brought up that illegal sex song in the first place..........................................

 

[Silverstone]

All those people combined have less silicone than Marilyn.

 

[SimpaticO]

I don't think silicone even existed when Marilyn was around. She was the real deal. She only ever had surger to make her nose smaller and smooth and round her chin. She hever had liposuction or any implants. She was the real deal.

Elton John put it right when he sang "they put you on a treadmill and they made you change your name"

 

[glycerine]

Umm, hunny, the age of consent here and in many American states is 16. Hilary Duff is legal is many places.

 

[crazyhomo]

ummmm...maybe i'm completely off base here, but i was under the assumption that you can have sex once you turn 16, making consumption perfectly legal?

 

[Silverstone]

ummmm...maybe i'm completely off base here, but i was under the assumption that you can have sex once you turn 16

Not with a guy over 18.

 

[glycerine]

Obviously, having never had sex, you don't have any fucking idea what you're talking about.

 

[crazyhomo]

Obviously, having never had sex, you don't have any fucking idea what you're talking about.

what she said

 

[Lundy]

maybe he is daft, but you can, you know, still know the laws having never had sex.

 

[glycerine]

except for the part where he doesn't.

 

[um..]

my god silverstone grow some balls, please.

 

[glycerine]

i have more scrotal matter than he does ffs

 

[dingding]

i have more scrotal matter than he does ffs

Chicks with huge penises and scrotal matter are hot hot hot.



Scott cain came to our school assembly once. He sure made it big.