need cool pick up lines (2 Viewers)

[YΟ!]

hey share your pick up lines.

the good, the bad and the ugly.

dickhead

 

[wendus]

sam 04u: COMMUNIST.

You're right. Lets cover ourselves in glitter, wear panty hose, and listen to George Michael.

and what about some stilettos? they'd make your legs look hotter.

 

[housah0lic]

aww i want to be used a pick-up line on lol [if that makes sense]


once this philo guy worker goes did me.. "did you fall from heaven my angel?"

i burst out laughing (not in his face - i turned around lol i felt horrible)
but it was so funny cos he had the accent and everything

 

[jasonml]

I'm bigger than the titanic - and only 200 women went down on the titanic!

 

[barros667]

you're all gay little bitches :L
who do not know how to pick up females in a correct manner.:mad1:
If you do want to learn the correct way of the pedobear guy, please visit my web page on www.pedobear.com

And besides; all the victims would come to me, since i can run like a PEDOBEAR >=]
If they're in any sort of trouble, I can run away with them >:]

So technically, I, THE NINJA PEDOBEAR GUY, does not NEED these immature, stupid , pick-up lines >:]

anyways, please visit my CP page whenever you are free ^^

I am a gangster pedobear guy that can run like a ninja ; with my hands behind me when i run :]

now thats what i call phat!

 

[cattyxxx]

hmmm... wow your pants are really shiney! i can practically see myslef in them!

 

[OneGoodReason]

If i flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

If i told you i liked your body, would you hold it against me?

 

[latvia]

Just say "You are beautiful" to a mediocre-looking (in conventional terms) girl. She will be very touched, because she hasn't heard that a lot.

 

[Darcy111]

have you got a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants

 

[lyounamu]

I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder i get.

Doesn't make sense. The more you play, the easier it gets because you adapt yourself to the game.

 

[lyounamu]

If i flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

If i told you i liked your body, would you hold it against me?

That's the best line I have heard on this thread.

 

[moll.]

"if you were a burger at macdonalds, i'd name you mcbeautiful."

 

[jessi90]

Doesn't make sense. The more you play, the easier it gets because you adapt yourself to the game.

it does make sense - not "harder" because it's more difficult

 

[Riet]

That's the best line I have heard on this thread.

and if you're wrong you still get some tail

 

[n3rd&proudofit]

well here's one NOT to use...
is your dad a mechanic 'cause you're a machine?
teehee

 

[wagga]

My bed's broken, can I sleep in yours?

 

[TBK11]

I lost my house can i live in yours

 

[jemsta]

If i wasnt gay, you'll be soo mine.
That surprisingly works.

 

[Hagaren]

I'm going outside to make out, you wanna join.

I wanna be on you.

Fuck me if i'm wrong, but have we met before.

Hey lady wanna go halves in a bastard child.

My penis died mind if I bury it in your vagina

Close your eyes & open your mouth.

I may not have gotten your virginity but can i atleast have the box it came in.

 

[Epistemophobia]

Just walk up to her and say "does this smell like chloroform to you?"