Napoleon Dynamite!!! (1 Viewer)

[callisto]

I love this movie, its gotta be my favourite atm.

'so are you guys like Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hook ups?'

' I see you're drinking 1%. Is that cause you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to'

'tina you fat lard come get some dinner!'

anyone else love this movie? its the best! everyone, everywhere quotes it.. seriously!

 

[tabularasa]

HECK YES I've seen this movie, its like totally amazing. ,my fave quote atm is
Uncle guy "We need to look like we got all the answers."
Kip "How about some gold bracelets"

 

[mmm_sofay]

do the chickens have large talons?

 

[withoutaface]

Overrated. As.

 

[Alex_H86]

I adore this movie.

 

[glitter burns]

It was good, but not OMFG fantastic.

 

[Spikeru]

Overrated. As.

I do agree that it isn't the masterpiece many people make it out to be, but it's still funny as all hell.

"I love technology, but not as much as you you see, but I still love technology, always and forever"

 

[chingly_choo]

Your Mom Goes To College

 

[Enoch]

overated....only reason y it won mtv award cos it was made by mtv....rigged....was a shithouse movie.

 

[callisto]

you know the actor who plays Napoleon - Jon Hetter - is actually, (suprisingly) pretty good looking..

 

[Enoch]

too bad it doesnt save the movie...the only reasons i could think of why ne1 would watch the movie would the scene where the brother says "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter" ...rofl and the bit where napolean dances....that would be it....

they took out like the funniest scene of the movie..the baseball scene where u can see it on the outtakes in the dvd

 

[datAsianGuy]

thought it was a great show... and yeah... (im not gay) but that guy (Napoleon) scrubs up all right... he looks like the biggest loser in the movie.

 

[Enoch]

suss.......and it was a shit movie

 

[AboveClevel]

It was good, but not OMFG fantastic.

I agree it's funny but a tad overrated

 

[stfu noob]

Great movie! Pedro is definately teh secks. So good when he tells the story how he shaved his head!

 

[clairebear]

oh i love my napoleon dynamite very much yes.

Napoleon:"thats probably the worst video ever made"
Kip: "don't be stupid Napoleon. no-one can know that for sure."
Uncle Rico: "you know what Napoleon, YOU CAN LEAVE!!"

"are you gonna eat your tots?"

"its a liger. probably my favourite animal. famous for its skills in magic."

"vote for pedro and your wildest dreams will come true"

"your grandma broke her coccyx"


mmm after reading those quotes again i think they might only be funny to someone like myself who has watched it too many times. but not too many in a bad way. i think i might go watch it right now.
oh how i love kip's knobby knees.

 

[hiphophorray123]

ok, because on the net so many people quote it i decided i would get it on foxtel box office....watched it just then, just finished.

i rate it


i rate it 2/10

can someone please fucking explain to me why this movie is funny, its fucking shit and i usually find stupid movies funny, i just sat there the whole time shaking my head.

that "chatting online with hot babes and training to become a cage fighter" quote is LAME, the 'cage fighter' part ruins it.

and people quote 'do the chickens have large talons' and its LAME too

the ONLY funny part in the movie, actually the only parts i laughed at were when he got pushed into a locker, when he asked for a badge then threw it away, and the bit where he dances and then runs away.

aside form that i just sat there thinking 'what the fuck, why do people find this funny'

god damn im still baffled as to why anyone would think this movie is good.

i gave it 2/10

1 point for 3 funny scenes (and not even that funny)

and 1 point because those latino dudes were playing zapp & roger

fuck you all for provoking my interest in seeing such a fkn lame movie.

and i wasted 6 bucks on it! grrr

 

[icecreamdisco]

agreed w/t hiphop. you crazy kids'll buy anthing these days.

 

[mauz]

Best part: when Napoleon chucks an orange at uncle rico, then falls over the fence.
Worst part: how every single guy i know who has seen this movie turns into Napoleon, and, like six months on, they are still quoting him.
"I caught you this nice bass"
Useless trivia: they guy who played Napoleon only got paid like $1000 coz he didn't know how much movie stars got paid, and he's married with kids.

 

[Tarni1]

GOSH how can anybody not like NP..Napoleon is a hero in a funny kind of way