You can only go to uni because you're over 21, and the government feels sorry for you and would like to fund your uni course so that they can get more taxes after a degree from you than whatever shitty income you'd be earning as a house keeper for Accor hotels.
Your the typical token mature age student,
"oh i got a shitty uai, cos i was bogan trash (people think i still am, but i am not, im patriotic) and couldn't be fucked studying but was rooting anything that would allow me too, and now I am equal to any other uni student because i can get into uni, i just don't choose too. I mean i could, just don't choose to. Have i said that already?" Bitch please, you can hardly put a sentence together without ellipses, you can't even sustain an argument or point of view without contradicting yourself. You wouldn't even last till mid semester exams at uni.
I am glad you have a quote of mine as your sig, great way to advertise your great TAFE achievements.