Most annoying book of all time (2 Viewers)

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Originally Posted by nicole 21290
*coughcough* I might have read them.... All the ones I could actually. In my defense, I was in yr2. End embarressment/

haha, i borrowed one from the library once ( in yr 2 also), after reading half of it, and being bored nearly to death i returned it.

Originally Posted by Darkening
The bible.

i think that should also win the most boring book too.

 

[Born2baplacebo]

The bible.

So true.

 

[em_516]

k, couldn't be bothered reading the 16 pages but i did a search
cannot believe no one has mentioned a series of unfortunate events by lemony snicket - seriously, there were 13 yeh? i think i managed to read 5 or so before i realised he was going to write the exact same plot for each book..and i used to skip paragraphs because he described WAY too much..man, seriously, most horrible books ever

 

[Kwayera]

What's wrong with description? You prefer the Dan Brown school of writing?

 

[sumonespecial]

"Everybody poops" as seen on Rove

hahaha i thought that book was hilarious!! i couldnt believe that it was real...i love rove!! ...personally my least favourite books are any book classified as a classic!!...Shelley, Shakespeare, Euripedes, Bronte, im talking about u!!! :z

 

[bumhead]

pd james - skull beneath the skin

and agatha christie.... its so dull and boring... untill it gets to the denouement then it gets kinda interesting... but its still pretty boring

 

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Re: Most annoying book of all time is the koran

The islamic holy book the koran is the most annoying book. It has ruined so many freedoms and is an injust and hypocritical piece of shit.

where can i get a copy ?

 

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Originally Posted by sumonespecial
personally my least favourite books are any book classified as a classic!!...Shelley, Shakespeare, Euripedes, Bronte, im talking about u!!! :z

Shelley is awesome! and how could you not like shakespeare?! Omg i love his literature... pure genius, and his language, so beautiful...

 

[em_516]

What's wrong with description? You prefer the Dan Brown school of writing?

they were so looooooong and uninteresting! and repetitive

 

[sumonespecial]

Shelley is awesome! and how could you not like shakespeare?! Omg i love his literature... pure genius, and his language, so beautiful...

man i hope u r being sarcastic!!!

 

[evilmonkii]

The bible.

amen to that.

 

[gouge.away]

amen to that.

Actually if you skip over all that moralising crap you will actually be quite surprised at what you can find...

Of course they won't tell you about it because most of it's rather pornographic, but that's the Old Testament for you.

 

[m0ofin]

Actually if you skip over all that moralising crap you will actually be quite surprised at what you can find...

We were given Bibles at assembly back in year 9 or something, even though everyone at assembly were neither Christian or Catholic.

Most of the God believers were at scripture.

Their plan of mass conversion didn't really work, I figured.

 

[Taketheatrain]

Jane Austen's Emma and Pride and Prejudice. My god, did I want to chuck a violent spaz. "Oh, the subtle humour, the satire, Mr Darcy is soooo delicious..."

I don't care. Mr Darcy is a wanker. Go to hell Austen. BURN.

The Maltese Falcon. The book was 213 pages which isn't that long but it seems like forever when you're following some tit who thinks he's hot shit go on and on about how all the ladies want to seduce him. Burn even more, Hammett.

Anil's Ghost. Where do I start?

*coughcough* I might have read them.... All the ones I could actually. In my defense, I was in yr2. End embarressment/

well.... ehhem, I think I can remember enjoying Babysitter's Little Sister... I was young and naive, I swear.

 

[m0ofin]

Mr Darcy is a wanker.

And so is Mr Knightley.

 

[pinkly]

And so is Mr Knightley.

So too is Captain Wentworth.

Most annoying novel - Ulysses by James Joyce

 

[Sparcod]

I'm guessing that those people who write the HSC English syllabus look through this thread to see what books to throw in there.

 

[m.incognito]

FRANKENSTEIN.

dont know how the hell it got into the literary cannon...


so freaking annoying.

 

[Sparcod]

FRANKENSTEIN.

dont know how the hell it got into the literary cannon...


so freaking annoying.

I told you so! In my opinion, that book is a bit too long.

 

[sydneysomething]

Tess of the D'urbervilles.