kittycat552
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Meaning Of Life takes the cake as the funniest... the old people scene ("put the kettle on"), the sex ed class and the family with millions of kids
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That reminds of that Weird Al skit of the game show called Wheel of Fish:katietheskatie said:yeah it is
and that one where the old lady is on a game show and wins a prize, and the host keeps offering her all these different prizes but she's like 'no, i think i'm going to stick with the knife in the clitoris!' .. oh man.
"Ill take whats in the mystery box"
*drum roll*
"In the box there is ... NOTHING! STUPID WOMAN!!!"
Arvin Sloane
We are not amused.
"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy."
welshi
Clearly unemployed again.
it's all brill, but in this particular mood my fave is...monet said:
"it's a norwegian blue, sir, enjoys kipping on its back. i expect it's pining for the fjords."
"it's not pining, it's passed on. this parrot is no more. it has ceased to be. it;s expired and gone to meet its maker. this is a late parrot. it's a stiff. bereft of life, it restsin peace. if you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up daisies. it's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. this is an ex-parrot."
the spanish inquisition
the rude frenchman
the penis song
the sex ed lesson
how shall we fuck off
the salmon mousse
"your wife...is she a sport? eh?"
the black knight
he's not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy
the beast of aaarrrgh
tim the enchanter
the ministry of silly walks
"only the true messiah would deny he is the messiah!" "all right, i AM the messiah!" "he IS the messiah!!!"
deja vu
"three shall be the number to which thou shalt count..."
and perkins, apparently your mother died this morning.
we're knights of the round table
we dance whenever we're able
we do routines and chorus scenes
with footwork im-peck-able
we dine quite well in camelot
we eat ham and jam and spam a lot
we're knights of the round table
our shows
are form
id-able
though many times we're given rhymes
that are quite un-sing-able
we're very fit in camelot
we sing from the diaphram a lot
*prisoner claps*
in wars we're tough and able
quite in-de-fat-ig-able
between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate clark gable
it's a busy life in camelot
I HAVE TO PUSH THE PRAM-A-LOT
"on second thoughts, let's not go to camelot. it is a silly place."
HAHAHAH Yes gold!welshi said:
Brave Sir Robin is my other fave:
Minstrel - "...He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave
Brave Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared
To be bashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out
And his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin.
His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burned off
And his penis -"
Robin: That's... that's enough music for now lads.
Then later.
Minstrels: "Brave Sir Robin ran away"
Robin: I didn't!
Minstrels: "Bravely ran away, away.."
Special edition of Life of Brian out on DVD now... yay!
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yeah, MP flying circus and the movies are far better than the australian skit comedy that seems to come on and off at irregular intervalsbowman said:
apart from the galaxy and the lumberjack songs, the other thing that comes to mind is the critique of the australian wine industry which my geo teacher put on one afternoon, with the chateau chunder and the sydney syrup
gibbo67
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YOu should be able to rent flying circus (along with the movies) from the video store - not sure about the cable schedule thoughchepas said:
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Every Sperm Is Sacred...
I am Arthur...King of the Britons...
You're who?
You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I am Arthur...King of the Britons...
You're who?
You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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I haven't watched the Life Of Brian yet but I really liked The Meaning Of Life, the Holy Grail was alright.
U reckon Meaning of life was better the the Holy Grail, i thought Grail was meant to be one of their best, i have only ever seen Meaning of Life, And now for some thing completely different, and the Flying Circustranscendent said:
MasterP
Come to Daddy
Kids in the hall were so much better - I mean gayer.
Every Sperm Is Sacred LyricsSkillo said:
Artist: Monty Python (Buy Monty Python CDs)
Album: The Meaning Of Life
DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
wasted_emotions
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i have all the dvds, Meaning of Life has some great skitz in it, but i like Holy grail the most.Korn said:
In meaning of life: The Mr Creosole bit, then when the Waiter makes the camera follow him, and he goes " You see that?, thats where i was born. You know, one day, my mother, she put me on her knee and she said to me, 'Gaston, my son, the world is a beautiful place, you must go into it and love everyone. Try to make everyone happy, bring peace and contentment everywhere you go. So, I became a waiter!...Well...its not much of a philosophy i know... well....Fuck you!, i can live my own life in my own way if i want to. Fuck off, dont come following me!"
hahaha best bit ever..