1. When a bus hit your mum, 29 people died.
2. Man walks into a bar with a monkey, I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mums a whore.
3. Today I went for a run, 6km, twice around your mum.
4. Yo mammas so fat, when i swerved to avoid her in the street i ran out of petrol
5. Your mumma's so fat, that when she decided to go on a diet, Mcdonalds ran out of business.
6. Your mama is so fat when she gets in the elevator, the only way is down
7. Your mum's so fat that when she wore a yellow coat in New York and she crossed the road, people started shouting taxi
Others:
1. your mum failed at aborting
2. 'son comes up to father'
son: dad, where did i come from?
father: your mum!
2. Man walks into a bar with a monkey, I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mums a whore.
3. Today I went for a run, 6km, twice around your mum.
4. Yo mammas so fat, when i swerved to avoid her in the street i ran out of petrol
5. Your mumma's so fat, that when she decided to go on a diet, Mcdonalds ran out of business.
6. Your mama is so fat when she gets in the elevator, the only way is down
7. Your mum's so fat that when she wore a yellow coat in New York and she crossed the road, people started shouting taxi
Others:
1. your mum failed at aborting
2. 'son comes up to father'
son: dad, where did i come from?
father: your mum!