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[hiphophorray123]

2 Live Crew - Bill [Clinton] So Horny

[sampled words]:
What’ll we get for ten dollars?
Every t’ing you want.
Everything?
Every t’ing
[bill]:
Monica?
[monica]
Yes, bill?
[bill]
Monica, what would you do for a job here at the white house?
[monica]
I’d do anything, bill.
[bill]
Really?
[monica]
Mm-hm.
[bill]:
Well, do you swallow?
[monica]
I sure do, bill.
[bill]
You do?
[monica]
Mm-hm.
[bill]
Well, what would you do with this cigar?
[monica]
Well why don’t you let me show you, billy.

Ooh! don’t do that, baby! ahh! hold on this! oh, sock it to me! aaah!

Chorus: (repeated during breakdowns)
Ahh! me so horny! me love you long time!

Verse 1: [brother marquis]
Sittin’ in my office with my dick on hard
Fuckin’ all the interns ’cause I’m the boss
Picked up the telephone to call one of my bitches
Said, what’s up, monica baby? can you come and kiss it?
She arrived at the white house, knocked on the door,
Threw her draws on the floor and said fuck me! like a whore
I’m a freak in heat, a dog without warning!
Your dick is much bigger than vernon jordan’s.

Chorus

[bill] (during chorus):
Now monica ...
Monica, c’mon, let’s go into the oval office, girl.
I just wanna break you off a lil’ somethin’ ...
Comeon now, let’s go ... well, you know we can go half on it, baby ...

Verse 2: [fresh kid ice]
Gore always asks him why he sexes so much
It’s the perks of being prez; you always get a nut
Since you’re married to tipper, you shouldn’t be sad
Don’t tell hilary so she won’t get mad
’cause you know she’ll be disgusted if he ever gets busted
And newt will be mad ’cause he didn’t get the ass
He’s a prez in heat, a freak without warning
He loves oral sex, ’cause bill so horny!

Chorus

[bill] (during chorus):
Oh, monica, I want you to come over here
And break me off in the oval office, now ...
Di-did you bring your presidential knee-pads?
I’m ready to get my freak on, girl,
I don’t know about you ... I’m not a player no more, girl ... naw,
I just crush a lot ...

Verse 3: [brother marquis]
You can say I’m a pervert or a desperate motherfucker
I’ll hook you up with paula and let you do each other
I’ll play with your mind just like it’s a game
I’ll call my homie vernon so we can run a train
And fuck linda tripp, ’cause I hate that bitch
I even got her on tape sucking on my dick
I’m a freak in heat, a dog without warning
Hilary’s my wife, but monica baby, you’re my woman

Chorus

[bill] (during chorus):
Oh monica ... oh, I can’t believe it’s sogood, girl ...
I’m gonna have to take you to the next democratic convention ...
So you can hook up all the fellas ...
This’ll be goodfor some vogues ...
I can’t believe this ... ohhh God ...

Breakdown: [mr mixx]
(cuts and scratches: hey, what’s the matter, baby? )

Chorus

[bill] (during chorus):
Oh monica, that’s ...
Oh, that feels so goood!
Ohh! oh yes, ohhh!
Oh! ohh! ohhhh!!!
Oh yeah ... ohhh ... oh yes!
Oh ...

Verse 4: [fresh kid ice]
It’s true you weren’t employed until you met bill
He made you an intern, and you ratted still
You tell your parents that he turned you out
In the oval office of the white house
You said it yourself, you like it like he do
You put your lips on his cigar, and kissed it too
He’s a freak in heat; janet reno didn’t warn ’em
He loves oral sex, ’cause bill so horny!

Chorus

[outro] (repeated till end of track)

Fuckie suckie
Me fuckie suckie

[bill] (during chorus and outro):
Monica, I can’t believe you did this to me!
I gave you a job, woman! dammit, why did you do this to me?
Now what’s america gonna think?
I mean, it could’ve just been me, you, and my wife hilary!
No one had to know!
You didn’t have to go tell everybody, now!
Ken starr’s on my case and ...
Bringin’ up all that linda tripp and paula jones and ...
Jennifer flowers stuff!
My wife won’t even talk to me! hilary! hilary! hilary --
Chelsea, tell your mom I’m talking to her!
Hilary, talk to me, dammit!
Come on, say somethin’!
I’ll blow somethin’ up if you don’t talk to me, woman!
I can’t believe this! ...
My career’s in shambles ...
But I still love america!

Me so horny

 

[mmm_sofay]

George Clinton Atomic dog

...

that has got to be the most annoyingest song i own.





Tomorrow comes today
This time I'm leaving
We whine instead of play
An unknown meaning
We find an open way
I heard you screaming
Another brand new day
Start to believe in

Too much and I've fallen apart
By the way you look and its time to start
And I feel like I can never go back
To the way it was before
Say I'll have to see but I never met you
Stay away, to set it all so free

So it looks that count I'll stay
Was I just dreaming
But that's the price you pay
When the truth is leaving
Time over, time over, time over it's too late
Don't stop your bleeding
I guess it's just the way
Start to believe in

Too much and I've fallen apart
By the way you look and its time to start
And I feel like I can never go back
To the way it was before
Say I'll have to see but I never met you
Stay away, to set it all so free

 

[Loz#1]

Tonight, we're the sea and the salty breeze
the milk from your breast is on my lips
and lovelier words from your mouth to me
when salty my sweat and fingertips

Our hands they seek the end of afternoon
My hands believe and move over you

Tonight, we're the sea and
the rhythm there
the waves and the wind and night is black
tonight we're the scent of your
long black hair
spread out like your breath
across my back
Your hands they move like waves over me
beneath the moon, tonight, we're the sea

 

[Crestwood's_G]

2 Live Crew - Bill [Clinton] So Horny

I LUV THAT FULL METAL JACKET (VIETNAM REMIX) LMAO I DONT KNO IF ITS THAT BUT SHOULDNT IT BE A DIF. PRESIDENT? LMAO

 

[Loz#1]

Gone, she's gone
How do you feel about it
That's what I thought
You're real torn up about it
And I wish you the best
But I could do without it
And I will, because you've worn me down

Worn me down like a road
I did everything you told
Worn me down to me knees
I did everything to please
But you can't stop thinking about her
No, you can't stop thinking about her

And you're wrong
I'm not overreacting
Something is off
Why don't we ever believe ourselves
And I feel that word for you
And I will, because you've worn me down

She's so pretty
She's so damn right
But I'm so tired of thinking
About her again tonight

Worn me down like a road
I did everything you told
Worn me down to me knees
I did everything to please
But you can't stop thinking about her
No, you can't stop thinking about her

Worn me down like a road
I did everything you told
Worn me down to me knees
I did everything to please you
But you can't stop thinking about her
No, you can't stop thinking about her

 

[bubz :D]

would you please
let me slide a few words
under your door
and would you please
let me slide a few words
under your door

the first three say "i love you"
the last five "but i can't no more"
i don't believe in miracles
not like i did before

and would you please
let me slide a few words
under your door
and would you please
try to understand

there's a paragraph or two
devoted to the memories that we shared
in the dramatised songs about how there'll be no more memories
no more memories

and if you'll notice in the corner
there's a tiny little heart i've enclosed
like a little surprise
and if you'll please ignore the smeared smudged writing
it came from the tears in my eyes

you're probably gonna get it
after a long day
you may not even believe it's true
i know you know, you know,
you know my crazy ways

yeah, but sleeping beauty is going to bed
she put a little tiny hole in her own head
gotta find her own way home
before she's dead

 

[mmm_sofay]

mix the chemicals right dear, mix the chemicals right
yeah the margin of error is slight
mix the chemicals right dear
mix the chemicals right
yeah you know that you could
save my life

there is a risk, there's a risk when your dealing with love
you could snap my neck
any speed you drive can be dangerous

mix the chemicals right dear, mix the chemicals right
yeah you know there's a fine line between
mix the chemicals right dear, mix the chemicals right
cause you know what betrayal can mean

when this frame fails me
will I trust you to carry me through?
I know there's no such thing as safety
but I know what a promise can do.
will I trust you, will I trust you to carry me through?
I will trust you, cause I know what a promise can do

 

[Born Dancer]

coin operated boy
sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
but i turn him on and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want a coin operated boy

made of plastic and elastic
he is rugged and long-lasting
who could ever ever ask for more
love without complications galore
many shapes and weights to choose from
i will never leave my bedroom
i will never cry at night again
wrap my arms around him and pretend....

coin operated boy
all the other real ones that i destroy
cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll
never let him go and i'll never be alone
not with my coin operated boy......

this bridge was written to make you feel smittener
with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer
can you extract me from my plastic fantasy
i didnt think so but im still convinceable
will you persist even after i bet you
a billion dollars that i'll never love you
will you persist even after i kiss you
goodbye for the last time
will you keep on trying to prove it?
i'm dying to lose it...
i want it
i want you
i want a
i want a
i want a
coin operated boy.


and if i had a star to wish on
for my life i cant imagine
any flesh and blood could be his match
i can even take him in the bath

coin operated boy
he may not be real experienced with girls
but i know he feels like a boy should feel
isnt that the point that is why i want a
coin operated boy
with a pretty coin operated voice
saying that he loves me and hes thinking of me
straight and to the point
that is what i want..
a coin operated boy.

 

[babydoll_]

<3 rachael yamagata

you're gonna hate me when i tell you everything
you're gonna question whether you really know me at all
you will revisit every smile, and where it fit into the day
i know this is how it will play
and i try, oh i try to think of all the things
that i could do to let you know that i love you

even so

i was not looking to do you wrong
was not looking for a change of scenery
don't remember where, or when, or how i did
but i'm hoping that you'll forgive me
and i try, oh i try to think of all the things
that i could do to let you know that i love you

do you remember how we used to run in the summertime?
do you remember how we'd run in the summertime?

oh i try, i try so very hard
and i cry, i cry so very much
for i love you like you'll never let yourself feel again
i love you like a brother and a friend
i love you with my whole heart until it bends
i love you like a lover until the very end

but i'll always think of all the things
you did to let me know that you love me
but you're leaving
even so

 

[Loz#1]

I love your nervous fingers
Won't you fumble all night long
But in the morning they are stingers
To rise and stumble on
Down the crooked pavement
The wind rolls my thoughts like a leaf
The brill bell chimes
And fortune smiles with its broken teeth

And the many rivers run
Grateful for the rain
I'd be grateful for one morsel
Of your loving again

Summer, restless summer
Won't let sleeping dogs lay
Your bobbed voice
You awaken as time goes by
Don't know, don't know
Don't know, don't know
Thunder's muttered promise
Impatient girl on the scented wind
Your gray eyes starve in the rain
Nearly upon her

And the many rivers run
Grateful for the rain
I'd be grateful for one morsel
Of your loving again

And the many rivers run
Grateful for the rain
I'd be grateful for one morsel
I'd be grateful for one morsel
I'd be grateful for one morsel
Of your loving again

 

[julian87]

I don't know if this has been done or not but here goes
Neutral Milk Hotel - Oh Comely

Oh comely
I will be with you when you lose your breath
Chasing the only meaningful memory you thought you had left
With some pretty bright and bubbly terrible scene
That was doing her thing on your chest
But oh comely
It isn't as pretty as you'd like to guess
In your memory you're drunk on your automy
It doesn't mean anything at all
Oh comely
All of your friends are letting you blow
Bristling and ugly
Bursting with fruits falling out from the holes
Of some pretty bright and bubbly friend
You could need to say comforting things in your ear
But oh comely
There isn't such one friend that you could find here
Standing next to me
He's only my enemy
I'll crush him with everything I own
Say what you want to say
Hang for your hollow ways
Moving your mouth to pull out all your miracles for me

Your father made fetuses
With flesh licking ladies
While you and your mother
Were asleep in the trailer park
Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums
The music and medicine you needed for comforting
So make all your fat fleshy fingers to moving
And pluck all your silly strings
And bend all your notes for me
Soft silly music is meaningful magical
The movements were beautiful
All in your ovaries
All of them milking with green fleshy flowers
While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines
Smelling of semen all under the garden
Was all you were needing when you still believed in me
Say what your want to say
Hang for your hollow ways
Moving your mouth to pull out all your miracles for me

And I know they buried her body with others
Her sister and mother and 500 families
And will she remember me 50 years later
I wished I could save her in some sort of time machine
Know all your enemies
We know who are enemies are

Goldaline my dear
We will fold and freeze together
Far away from here
There is sun and spring and green forever
But now we move to feel
For ourselves inside some stranger's stomach
Place your body here
Let your skin begin to blend itself with mine

 

[melimoo]

this song makes me melt
Leif Erikson - INTERPOL

She says it helps with the lights out
Her rabid glow is like braille to the night.
She swears I'm a slave to the details
But if your life is such a big joke, why should I care?

The clock is set for nine but you know you're gonna make it eight.
So that you two can take some time, teach each other to reciprocate.

She feels that my sentimental side should be held with kid gloves
But she doesn't know that I left my urge in the icebox
She swears I'm just prey to the female,
Well then hook me up and throw me, baby cakes, cuz I like to get hooked.

The clock is set for nine but you know you're gonna make it eight.
All the people that you've loved they're all bound to leave some keepsakes.
I've been swinging all the time, think it's time to learn your way.
I picture you and me together in the jungle it will be ok.

I'll bring you when my lifeboat sails through the night
That is supposing you don't sleep tonight

It's like learning a new language
Helps me catch up on my mime
If you don't bring up those lonely parts
This could be a good time
It's like learning a new language
You come here to me.
We'll collect those lonely parts and set them down
You come here to me...

She says brief things, her love's a pony
My love's subliminal
She says brief things, her love's a pony
My Loves so criminal

 

[Loz#1]

Downtown in the shade
Staring at the sunshine in my face
Telling me to come and hide, come and play
I'm telling you the sun never goes away
And all I do is talk, talk, talk away
I'm laughing my life away
I'm staring at the sun again
Till everything's fading

It's like a swollen summer
What if I’m getting dumber?
What if I’m just in denial?
What if they come and cop my style?

Downtown in the clear
All I know is nothing ever changes
And I know there’s no excuse and no defence
But my summertime never ends
And all I do is talk, talk, talk away
I'm laughing my life away
I'm staring at the sun again
Till everything's fading

It's like a swollen summer
What if I’m getting dumber?
What if I’m just in denial?
What if they come and cop my style?

It's like a swollen summer
What if I’m getting dumber?
What if I’m just in denial?
What if they come and cop my style?

Swollen summer

 

[bubz :D]

how's my luck
but somehow i'm with you
let's leave now
let's leave them
and their point of view
my favourite place is me and you
i wake up in darkest night
watch you breathe in shadow light
a perfect world lies next to me
and i don't need to sleep to dream

i just hope i am good enough to keep you

morning sun warms our skin
distant sounds
the day begins
soon their world will come calling for us
but this is space they cannot touch

i just hope i am good enough to keep you

 

[CoFFee BreAk]

Haven't got time to read all the posts, but has any1 ever mentioned these songs???

PRAYING FOR TIME (George Michael)

These are the days of the open hand
They will not be the last
Look around now
These are the days of the beggars and the choosers

This is the year of the hungry man
Whose place is in the past
Hand in hand with ignorance
And legitimate excuses

The rich declare themselves poor
And most of us are not sure
If we have too much
But we'll take our chances
Because god's stopped keeping score
I guess somewhere along the way
He must have let us alt out to play
Turned his back and all god's children
Crept out the back door

And it's hard to love, there's so much to hate
Hanging on to hope
When there is no hope to speak of
And the wounded skies above say it's much too late
Well maybe we should all be praying for time

These are the days of the empty hand
Oh you hold on to what you can
And charity is a coat you wear twice a year

This is the year of the guilty man
Your television takes a stand
And you find that what was over there is over here

So you scream from behind your door
Say "what's mine is mine and not yours"
I may have too much but i'll take my chances
Because god's stopped keeping score
And you cling to the things they sold you
Did you cover your eyes when they told you

That he can't come back
Beacuse he has no children to come back for

It's hard to love there's so much to hate
Hanging on to hope when there is no hope to speak of
And the wounded skies above say it's much too late
So maybe we should all be praying for time
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I SURVIVED YOU (Clay Aiken)

I see the picture clear now, the fog has lifted.
The wool you tried to pull over my eyes was clever.
Yeah you're gifted.
But you forgot to dot some I's, and cross some T's along the way.
I'm better now despite you baby.
I'm stronger these days.
Stronger.

[Chorus:]
I survived the crash.
Survived the burn.
Survived the worst, yeah baby, but I learned.
Survived the lies.
Survived the blues.
Almost killed me, but I survived the truth.
And when you wrote me off like I was doomed.
I survived you.

I can look in the mirror now.
It's been a slow awakening.
Haunted by a heart full of you, couldn't help mistaking.
That you could ever care for anyone.
Anyone but yourself. Hey.
But you would have to have a conscience baby.
Good luck I wish you well.

Repeat [Chorus]

This heart has been torn in two.
Cut and bruised.
With too many bitter endings.
I'll be damned if I have thoughts of you
Rain on my new beginning.

Repeat [Chorus]

 

[iswearimnotgay]

Where are you walking, I’ve seen you walking
Have you been there before?
Walk down your doorsteps, you’ll take some more steps
What did you take them for?
There’s a private in my boat and he wears
Pins instead of medals on his coat
There’s a chicken in my nest and she won’t
Lay until I’ve given her my best
At her request she asks for nothing
You get nothing in return
If you want she brings you water
If you don’t then you will burn


You go through changes, it may seem strange
Is this what you’re put here for?
You think you’re happy and you are happy
That’s what you’re happy for
There’s a man who can’t decide if he should
Fight for what his father thinks is right
There are people wearing frowns who’ll screw you up
But they would rather screw you down
At my request I ask for nothing
You get nothing in return
If you’re nice she’ll bring me water
If you’re not then I will burn

This is the time and life that I am living
And I’ll face each day with a smile
For the time that I’ve been given’s such a little while
And the things that I must do consist of more than style
there are places that I am going


This is the only thing that I am sure of
And that’s all that lives is gonna die
And there’ll always be some people here to wonder why
And for every happy hello, there will be good-bye
There’ll be time for you to put yourself on

Everything I’ve seen needs rearranging
And for anyone who thinks it’s strange
Then you should be the first to want to make this change
And for everyone who thinks that life is just a game
Do you like the part you’re playing

 

[Born Dancer]

Believer - Ben Kweller

When you're hurt, you heal others,
When you're need, you give
Because of you, I am living,
The most that I can live

Oh Oh sweet darling girl,
I'm so glad you found me
Oh Oh sweet darling girl,
Your power surrounds me

Remember me, don't forget me,
I have something true
My path is dark, my steps uncertain,
Unless i walk with you

Oh Oh sweet darling girl,
I'm so glad you found me
Oh Oh sweet darling girl,
Your power surrounds me

Your Power.... Your Power.... Your Power... Ohhhhhhhhh... Surrounds me

You speak to me, without speaking,
You touch so i can feel
With your strength, i am stronger,
At last i know i'm real

Oh Oh sweet darling girl,
I'm so glad you found me
Oh Oh sweet darling girl,
Your power surrounds me

Your Power.... Your Power.... Your Power... Ohhhhhhhhh... Wooaaaah Sweet Darling Girl..Wooaaaah Sweet Darling Girl...Wooaaaah Sweet Darling Girl.. I'm so glad that you've found me

 

[Loz#1]

I know I wanted more than you could give to me
I know there'll come a day I understand
until then I'll be trying to solve a mystery
wonder why I couldn't make you stay

Smiling through denial, my specialty
I thought that was a good thing for awhile
You gave me all your secrets, were you testing me?
How could I do anything but smile?

Reenact your legendary tragedy
Do to me what has been done to you
Is that the only point to all this misery
Is there any reason I should cry?

Heal, it takes time
And you gave me all you had
I know in time I will believe
That I loved you, did you love me?

Heal, it takes time
And you gave me all you had
I know in time I will believe
That I loved you, you loved me
You loved me.

 

[AsyLum]

Damien Rice - Cannonball

Still a little bit of your taste in my mouth
Still a little bit of you laced with my doubt
Still a little harder to say what's going on

Still a little bit of your ghost, your witness
Still a little bit of your face I haven't kissed
You step a little closer each day
That I can’t say what's going on

Stones taught me to fly
Love, taught me to lie
Life taught me to die
So it's not hard to fall
When you float like a cannonball

Still a little bit of your song in my ear
Still a little bit of your words I long to hear
You step a little closer to me
So close that I can't see what's going on

Stones taught me to fly
Love, taught me to lie
Life taught me to die
So it's not hard to fall
When you float like a cannon..
Stones taught me to fly
Love, taught me to cry
So come on courage
Teach me to be shy
'Cause it's not hard to fall
And I don't wanna scare her
It's not hard to fall
And I don't wanna lose
It's not hard to grow
When you know that you just don't know

 

[bubz :D]

Damien Rice - Cannonball

<3<3<3
i think i might've posted them before... <3 mike!!




Zero 7 - destiny

I lie awake
I've gone to ground
I'm watching porn
in my hotel dressing gown
And now I dream of you
but I still believe
there's only enough for one
in this lonely hotel suite

The journey's long, and I feel so bad
I'm thinking back to the last day we had
Old moon fades in to the new
Soon I know I'll be back with you
I'm nearly with you
I'm nearly with you

When I'm weak, I draw strength from you
and when you're lost, I know how to change your mood
and when I'm down, you breathe life over me
Even though we're miles apart
we are eachother's destiny

On a clear day, I'll fly home to you
I'm bending time getting back to you
Old moon fades into the new
Soon I know I'll be back with you
I'm nearly with you, I'm nearly with you

I'll fly
I'll fly home...