Little Britain Quotes (1 Viewer)

[yoddle]

favourites?

mine are vicky or bubbles'.

"vicky, where is your baby?"

V: "I dunno!"

"Vicky, WHERE IS YOUY BABY?"

V: "... I swapped it for a Westlife CD"

"Vicky, how could you do such a thing?

V: "I know, they're rubbish!"

 

[housah0lic]

hahaha
the one where vicky is pregnant.. i don't remember it word for word but it was something like this

doctor: you should take someone you know and trust
vicky: well i'm not taking judy [??] cos she's a total slag
d: well how about someone else? perhaps your mother?
v: that is my mother

and there's the one with the bookshop used to make me laugh heaps can't remember

and of course "computer says no. COUGH"

 

[Rafy]

Computer says yes.

 

[fruitcake91]

Some of the "only gay in the village" quotes are hilarious.

 

[chamelia]

My fav is pretty much "EH EH EHHHHHH".

 

[BoganBoy]

'look into my eyes the eyes, yes the eyes, not around the eyes but into my eyes, and ur under.''

ahaa, funniest

 

[annabackwards]

I love all the ones above and here are a few more

Mrs. Williams- "I've said it before Vicar, and I'll say it again - what that boy needs is a nice big cock up his arse! " (referring to Daffyd)

Andy- "Yea, I know. "

Lou- "And that's a right kerfuffle."

Primeminster- "Oh... can you get off me now?"
Sebastian- "Give it a minute."

Narrator- "Until a law is passed to imprison fat people, they are free to roam our streets and attend slimmers' clubs like this one..."

And Andy when he magically climbs up the tree ^^
Lou- "Andy, how did you get up there?"
Andy- "I fell."

Oh and the one with the American President's aid too where he and Sebastian are like "ooooooo" (with the hand movements XD)