Last movie you watched? And what you thought of it? (1 Viewer)

[Crobat]

Name: under the skin (2014)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 85%
Audience Score: 54%
Type: si-fi

Scarlett Johasson in the most WTF film of the year. She sucks men from their skin and she doesn't have a pussy.

Verdict: 3/10



wtf wtf wtf wtf

yeah i didn't quite understand why this move was so well received because tbh it was quite slow and the only reaction you could possibly have is "wtf"

Lucy was also fucking terrible so imo it's been a shit movie year from Johanson

 

[obliviousninja]

Defqon 2014 after movie

R8 8/8

 

[financialwar]

What??!

Johansson had a wonderful year, Lucy was a box office success, and possible sequels. Under the skin was suppose to be an experimental film anyway, it got excellent critics which was the main purpose of the movie any way but too wtf for most people.

Not to mention her role in Chef and as Black Widow in Marvel movies.

 

[financialwar]

Name: Turn me on, Dammit (2012)
Language: Norwegian
Tomatometer: 93%
Audience Score: 70%
Type: comedy

What a daring film that explorers teen sexuality and social structure.

Verdict: 9/10



Wish I did my high school in Norway...

 

[financialwar]

Name: Ida (2014)
Language: Polish
Tomatometer: 96%
Audience Score: 80%
Type: drama

4:3 format, black and white. A beautifully made film of the yesteryears. You need patience to watch this, you know one of those arty pansy kind of film.

Verdict: 6/10




Nun finally gets laid.

 

[financialwar]

Name: Monsieur Lazhar (2012)
Language: French
Tomatometer: 97%
Audience Score: 86%
Type: drama

This is a wonderful film about a new Arabic teacher and his relationships with students after the suicide of their previous teacher at the school.

Verdict: 8/10



Didn't know they speak French in Canada.

 

[financialwar]

Name: The Good Lie (2014)
Language: English & some African
Tomatometer: 97%
Metacritic: 65%
Type: drama

Another movie by Falardeau (Monsieur Lazhar), Witherspoon as the employment agent trying to find job for African refugees, who all happens to be religious nutcases.

Verdict: 5/10



Yep, just what USA needs, more blacks.

 

[financialwar]

Name: Blue Ruin (2014)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 96
Metacritic: 77
Type: Thriller

Never knew a movie funded by a mere kickstarter compaign can be this good, puts Hollywood crap to shame.

Verdict: 8/10



Boom, headshot!

 

[financialwar]

Name: Omar (2014)
Language: Arabic
Tomatometer: 91
Metacritic: 75
Type: Drama

How dafaq did this movie not win the best foreign film oscar?

Verdict: 9/10



Poor kiwis, apparently no one gives a shit about New Zealand.

 

[financialwar]

Name: Hannah Arendt (2012)
Language: German, English
Tomatometer: 88
Metacritic: 69
Type: Drama

Hannah Arendt, as a Jew trying to defend a Nazi. The whole point of the film is, if you murder people because you're simply following an order or the law, then you should be not guilty of crime against humanity. Well the Jews weren't too happy about that.

Verdict: 6/10



Really, Hannah? Since where is politics so black and white like that?

 

[financialwar]

Name: The perks of being a wallflower (2012)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 85
Metacritic: 67
Type: Drama

Not in the same league as Juno, but at least I know the perk of being in the Harry Potter movies. You get to make tons of money by appearing in B movies.

Verdict: 5/10



The chick on the right, is way hotter than Emma Watson!

 

[Crobat]

Name: The perks of being a wallflower (2012)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 85
Metacritic: 67
Type: Drama

Not in the same league as Juno, but at least I know the perk of being in the Harry Potter movies. You get to make tons of money by appearing in B movies.

Verdict: 5/10



The chick on the right, is way hotter than Emma Watson!

Agree, perks was a terrible movie

 

[financialwar]

Name: Big Men (2014)
Language: English & some African languages
Tomatometer: 100
Metacritic: 90
Type: Documentary

A very documentary that explore the relationship between Ghana government, the oil company Kosmos, investment banks, the citizens of Ghana and the rebels after the discovery of oil field.

Capitalism at it's finest, and may give some level of understanding why Africa is so damn poor. Resource is not always a bless.

Verdict: 8/10



You call that a palace??

 

[financialwar]

Name: Room 237 (2013)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 93
Metacritic: 80
Type: Documentary

You have to be joking me, how in the world did this documentary, I mean comedy get such good reviews??! Now that's a mystery.

First of all, The Shining does not deserve it's own documentary, second of all, the 'theories' are of a joke right. Fucking cloud position can be used to convey messages in movies? Guess anyone can be a expert in symbolism.

Now I have to watch the Shining.

Verdict: 2/10



Nice floor layout arsehole. Now do one for The Last Emperor.

 

[financialwar]

Name: The Shining (1980)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 92
Metacritic: 61
Type: horror

I can't understand why this movie has achieved a cult status? Mediocre in every aspects.

Verdict: 6/10



Nice tits.

 

[financialwar]

Name: A brony Tale (2014)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 100
Type: documentary

well now I know what bronies are, that's grown men into little girlly cartoon. Oops, gentle role is bad.

Verdict: 6/10

 

[financialwar]

Name: Sound City (2013)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 100
Metacritic: 76
Type: documentary

A doc about a recording studio, I'm not into music, let alone Western music, let alone Western rock music, let alone Western rock music from the 60s..

Muscle Shoals is much better doc in that aspect anyway.

Verdict: 5/10



look at the drum collections, wtf

 

[astroman]

white house down, 7/10

 

[financialwar]

Name: Muscle Shoals (2013)
Language: English
Tomatometer: 96
Metacritic: 75
Type: documentary

This documentary is very good because even if you don't care about Western music, you'll still appreciate the history, the conflicts and the determination of the people behind all of it.

Verdict: 8/10

 

[financialwar]

Name: Jodorowsky's Dune (2014)
Language: English, French
Tomatometer: 98
Metacritic: 79
Type: documentary

Beautifully looking documentary about how fucking close we were to get Dune instead of Star Wars. If Jodorowsky didn't fuck up, the entire geek landscape would completely different.

Verdict: 8/10



Star Wars and Dune both look shit apparently.