Kidnaped/Murdered (1 Viewer)

[Enteebee]

Ok,

So your significant other is kidnapped, perhaps murdered but you don't really know. They've been missing for 3 weeks now and all the other victims in this recent spree of kidnappings have turned up dead.

When is it ok to start seeing other people?

 

[ItsColinoOo0o]

When is it ok to start seeing other people?

when you get over the emotional side of things

 

[Enteebee]

when you get over the emotional side of things

Ok so say you're horny on the 3rd week and her little sister has come over to console you... would it be wrong to slip something in her drink and have your way with her?

 

[ItsColinoOo0o]

hmm sif mate shes like

"her little sister"


even if shes really hot i woudlnt do it.. i probably just masterbate over some porn afer she leaves

 

[Enteebee]

hmm sif mate shes like

"her little sister"


even if shes really hot i woudlnt do it.. i probably just masterbate over some porn afer she leaves

Why not? You haven't had sex for like 3 weeks... I think it's your right as a man to claim some pussy and the best pussy (to stay faithful) has to be the one with the closest DNA to your girlfriend, rite?

 

[ItsColinoOo0o]

how is that staying faithful?

why dont you fuck her mum instead? shes contributed 50% of the dna

 

[Enteebee]

Mum is probably the next best bet (or daughter if you've had kids) but think about it... the sister is a combo of her mum+dad just like she is, they have to be the closest thing. It's staying AS faithful as you possibly can while still being unfaithful.

 

[ItsColinoOo0o]

are you high oO

 

[Enteebee]

Are you saying I don't make sense?

 

[ItsColinoOo0o]

yes it seems really wrong that you have teh idea of doing her sister

 

[Enteebee]

It seems wrong but that's not really a retort to what I'm saying... I mean if you're screwing the thing most like her it's as close as it possibly can be to screwing her, right?

 

[ItsColinoOo0o]

no..

 

[Enteebee]

no..

nice argument there man.

 

[ItsColinoOo0o]

its just morally wrong what if her mum and her sister died?are you gonan bang her dad now?

 

[Enteebee]

its just morally wrong what if her mum and her sister died?are you gonan bang her dad now?

No because I'm not gay... It only works along female lines. Stop being silly.

 

[ItsColinoOo0o]

aiyaa your the sillly one... imma gonan go sleep now >< got school tommorow

 

[Enteebee]

NIGHT! think about what i said.

 

[Riet]

This thread delivers so hard.

 

[mr_brightside]

hahahahahahaha I've put off posting in this for several hours but he's gone so LOL!

 

[Enteebee]

thanks guys