NOOOOOOOO!
Lynn breaks her silence from IPR in shock. Lynn vehemently states that the use of third person narration has long established members of IPR as both sophisticated, mature and intelligent individuals who are capable of so much more than idle adolescent chit-chat of the kind found in other forums on BOS.
More to the point, Lynn feels that the use of third-person narration has become, as someone stated much earlier, "a way of life". It is one of the very special things that makes up the fabric of the very special IPR, and Lynn simply cannot understand why Alan would want to leave it...
Lynn will now refuse to talk to Alan unless he reverts back to third-person narration.
("When you've got nothing left to loose, turn to threats!" she laughs, as she calculates the cost of one very tiring but very exciting 'Day-After-Boxing-Day' sales.)