I Thought Sex Was Fun... (1 Viewer)

[Not-That-Bright]

Pookie: HAVE U EVEN HAD SEX BEFORE?! jeez I have sex all the time, sex sex sex, i'm the fuckn know-it-all of sex on BOS.

To answer your question yes i have had sex, and yes you're still wrong... try reading what i wrote.

 

[go_elizabeth]

i reckon..
some people here....
we need to remember to make love, not bacon (to quote the wise)

 

[PookieMonster]

Pookie: HAVE U EVEN HAD SEX BEFORE?! jeez I have sex all the time, sex sex sex, i'm the fuckn know-it-all of sex on BOS.

To answer your question yes i have had sex, and yes you're still wrong... try reading what i wrote.

nah seriously dude i read it. i stil believe i am right. mostly because i am an only child.

 

[danie]

Sadly I'm a heterosexual male and thus feel inclined to turn down your offer, but where were you at this time? Were you in a situation where you were unable to retrieve some form of lubrication?

Anyway, as my sister once told me in a very drunken state, should I ever be in this situation, "just break her in half".

you are a heterosexual male and yet have an avatar of prince in a black g-string.

hmmm... interesting.

 

[baker182]

oh excellent. but i think it should just be the three of us

I'am comming too

 

[yulia]

is this just to try and publicise that u have a large "e-dick"???

He doesn't have to be big in order for it to hurt the girl. If it's her first time it's usually going to hurt at least slightly. My first time was with someone who wasn't particularly huge but it still hurt like hell...and the whole, have to be heaps excited thing.
Hah although it still hurts now, maybe because NOW I'm with someone who's huge, but Ms 12 was right, the pain only lasts a second and the faster they go the better...

 

[mmm_sofay]

I'am comming too

no your not
its me, taxman, stacie and her video camera.

 

[ujuphleg]

this is very very bad..........underage sex is making me sick..............or it just might be the though of glycerine having sex with another man noooooooo

um, glycerine is a chick?!

 

[thejosiekiller]

it was pretty obvious

 

[sladehk]

is it really that obvious?

 

[welshi]

hey if taxman's still keeping an eye on this thread...in the words of ryan atwood, just do it again. i only know one person who really enjoyed his first time. for me, and for most people i imagine, it was just a case of getting it over with. big kudos for going down on her first, by the way.

everyone should know that sex and related activites aren't always fantastic. sorry to get all deep on youse, but it's like most things in life - it's almost never what you expect.

 

[thejosiekiller]

is it really that obvious?

if u read her posts yes it is

 

[welshi]

oh, and i hope you called or texted your friend within the next two days. there's no worse feeling than hooking up with a mate and then having them ignore you, and it's good manners anyway no matter who you've shagged.

 

[crazyhomo]

um, glycerine is a chick?!

i'm thinking you completely missed the point. 'having sex with another man' meant he is sleeping with her and she is cheating on him. hence the 'nooooooooooo'

 

[Greenwood]

you could always use olive oil

 

[django_]

Thanks to the almighty New Year's Eve thang, I kinda sorta had my first time...only I found how fucking awful sex can really be.........Doom to sex! Doom to it all night long, down by the fire...with boobs....and...and....hey...anybody around here want sex?

wat do u mean u THOUGHT sex was fun? it is fun but by the sounds of it, ur frist experience wasnt meant to be with her. it was a sign that u should try again next time with someone else who u love and truly care about.

 

[soha]

generally ur first time isnt the greatest
4 sum ppl maybe..

 

[django_]

hehe mine was

 

[soha]

well there u go..ur one of the sum ppl

 

[django_]

hehe yeh if i could have my first time all over again id love to cuz it was so nice hee hee