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I am more fearful of dealing with the police (1 Viewer)

stampede

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This pretty much sums up how I feel.

Never talk to police.

NEVER TALK TO POLICE

If you are ever accused of a crime or even questioned, do NOT speak to police. They are allowed to lie to you and they do not have to follow the same rules in court that we do.

You only have to give them your address and name.

Nothing else.

Whenever being questioned by Police, if you have not been arrested, ask them simply "Am I being arrested or am I free to go?".

Never lose your temper, raise your voice or swear. Treat them as you would treat a mildly retarded human being.

No matter if you think you can talk your way out of something or explain something away, never talk to police.
this is the best fucking advice.

listen up kids.
 

Jimmy Recard

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the chances of the police actually doing somthing bad to you at no fault of your own is much lower than some random fuck beating the shit out of you / killing you probably

for example this guy calculcated the probability of being stomped in the ghetto and the probability is extremely high: http://lagriffedulion.f2s.com/hood.htm

you guys are being paranoid the police arent going to do fucking anything to you

and this is coming from somebody who is the most criminal person here
i reckon i've been threatened with violence by cops more than i have by members of the public

and i can fight back with normal members of the public because they do not carry guns
 

Jimmy Recard

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um for example they told me and my mate to move on from a public place because there had been a brawl and we were just standing there and we didnt and he threatened to bash us if we didnt so we just moved like 20m and he was fat and couldnt catch us but he was threatening us

and one time we were shooting legally on a friends property out of town and when we drove back into town we were pulled over and he shone a light into our ute and could see the rifle bag behind the seat and he accused us of shooting illegally within town and took our rifles and threatened to confiscate them but then another policeman turned up and he didnt

and another time me and friend were driving around in a forest on crown land and the police saw us drive into there and follwed us and then accused us of breaking into somewhere because the person who broke in was also driving a white toyota hilux and i pointed out that every p plater in the area drives one and he said "come on boys we can settle this off record if you want" and he cracked his knuckles and took his hat off but he must have been bluffing because we were bigger than him but then again he is a cop and does what he wants

other things
 

cosmo kramer

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why do the cops have to be arresting all of the handsome ripped niggers all the time

how am i supposed to rope me one of those thugs and get my womb pregnant when they be bustin all my boys
 

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