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- Thread starter timberlee
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English:
Shakespeare wrote plays to be entertaining didnt he? Why are we studying this then? Discuss with reference to your teacher and his/her theories
Extension History:
Is History fucked? Who cares? Use relevant sources.
These are the work of my friend. Better than my ones don't you agree?
Shakespeare wrote plays to be entertaining didnt he? Why are we studying this then? Discuss with reference to your teacher and his/her theories
Extension History:
Is History fucked? Who cares? Use relevant sources.
These are the work of my friend. Better than my ones don't you agree?
English
Write as many words as u can, that you know dont exist.
Each word gets a mark.
If u can get 100 down on paper you ace the exam.
Good luck you have 10 minutes and just wasted about 30 seconds of which reading it.
9:27!
9:24!
9:21!
Stop wasting time and write the essay!
9:13!
For fuck's sake stop reading this and write!
9:08!
Are you fucking dyslexic? Write it!
9:02!
Okay that's enough, you've wasted enough time. If you are still reading this you are getting an automatic band 1. Sucked in
8:51!
Society and Culture
Looks can be decieving. Discuss with the information provided in this here blank booklet
Business Studies
I'm the examiner. How much will you pay me for a good mark?
Leave your name and contact details at the end of your essay, and I'll ring you soon. (100 marks)
What is the one thing you want most?
a) Sleep
b) Good marks
c) To get laid
d) To get laid by a marker in order to get good marks in your HSC, then sleep.
Ancient History
What colour was Pepi I's eyes?
Society and Culture
Focus your attention to the window.
How long did the sky take to get there?
(If you don't have a window, then stiff shit, you fail.)
Biology
What the fuck is wrong with your teacher?
a) he/she can't teach
b) he/she has a lazy eye
c) he/she is lazy
d) he/she doesn't exist
What are you using to write with?
a) Hand
b) Fingers
c) Arm
d) Mind
e) Genitals
Write as many words as u can, that you know dont exist.
Each word gets a mark.
If u can get 100 down on paper you ace the exam.
Good luck you have 10 minutes and just wasted about 30 seconds of which reading it.
9:27!
9:24!
9:21!
Stop wasting time and write the essay!
9:13!
For fuck's sake stop reading this and write!
9:08!
Are you fucking dyslexic? Write it!
9:02!
Okay that's enough, you've wasted enough time. If you are still reading this you are getting an automatic band 1. Sucked in
8:51!
Society and Culture
Looks can be decieving. Discuss with the information provided in this here blank booklet
Business Studies
I'm the examiner. How much will you pay me for a good mark?
Leave your name and contact details at the end of your essay, and I'll ring you soon. (100 marks)
What is the one thing you want most?
a) Sleep
b) Good marks
c) To get laid
d) To get laid by a marker in order to get good marks in your HSC, then sleep.
Ancient History
What colour was Pepi I's eyes?
Society and Culture
Focus your attention to the window.
How long did the sky take to get there?
(If you don't have a window, then stiff shit, you fail.)
Biology
What the fuck is wrong with your teacher?
a) he/she can't teach
b) he/she has a lazy eye
c) he/she is lazy
d) he/she doesn't exist
What are you using to write with?
a) Hand
b) Fingers
c) Arm
d) Mind
e) Genitals
dissonance
Member
pOO pOO - I think on reflection (definatly a skill learn from adv. english) I was more reacting the fact that you stated your thoughts on the American government in a manner that implicated all Americans think and act in the same way as their govt. I know this isn't how I responded -
by the way, I was agreeing with you on Iraq
by the way, I was agreeing with you on Iraq
dissonance
Member
To get on the subject:
A common English, History or humanities paper:
Attempt all questions
1. Write as much as you possibly can in 2-3 hours.
2. How many quotes can you remember?
Marks will be awarded for;
* Number of pages written.
* Amount of crap you can dish up.
* Hand strength/endurance.
* Your ability to resist or combat the emergence of hand blisters that arise from completing the task.
A common English, History or humanities paper:
Attempt all questions
1. Write as much as you possibly can in 2-3 hours.
2. How many quotes can you remember?
Marks will be awarded for;
* Number of pages written.
* Amount of crap you can dish up.
* Hand strength/endurance.
* Your ability to resist or combat the emergence of hand blisters that arise from completing the task.
Alex
Member
If you do Legal Studies you will definitely understand this one:
Evaluate the effectiveness of the law in regards to the class stomping on the teachers' head.
Evaluate the effectiveness of the law in regards to the class stomping on the teachers' head.
mannnnndy
chocoholic
maths
if your english teacher is putting you to sleep at a rate of 5 snores per minute, find the probablity of you missing any useful or relevent information in one period.
4u maths
evaluate the answer to this question featuring symbols from a foreign alphabet which you have never heard of before.
english
discuss with reference to anyone who actully gives a shit, the relevence of studying shakespeares plays 400 years out of their context and how reading them will be of any use in our lives after the hsc.
what is the plot of any shakespearian play? evaluate its irrelevence to any part of modern society.
with reference to texts 1, 2, & 3 (which have taken you half of the time allocated for this question to read) discuss what, if any, relevance they have to your understanding of the concept of change.
if your english teacher is putting you to sleep at a rate of 5 snores per minute, find the probablity of you missing any useful or relevent information in one period.
4u maths
evaluate the answer to this question featuring symbols from a foreign alphabet which you have never heard of before.
english
discuss with reference to anyone who actully gives a shit, the relevence of studying shakespeares plays 400 years out of their context and how reading them will be of any use in our lives after the hsc.
what is the plot of any shakespearian play? evaluate its irrelevence to any part of modern society.
with reference to texts 1, 2, & 3 (which have taken you half of the time allocated for this question to read) discuss what, if any, relevance they have to your understanding of the concept of change.