How to Argue With Females (1 Viewer)

[RiCkiE]

but what if you're totally and utterly wrong?

 

[jhakka]

Just don't argue with females...that's easy

Gender: Female

No, this is how it's done:

1. DON'T DO IT
2. SEE POINT ONE

Trust me, I'm an expert.

Gender: Female

Stunning generalisations you're making there

Gender: Female (yes, it still says that)


I will argue with anyone if they are wrong. But I don't resort to cheap tricks and name calling... but some of those steps are very tempting.

 

[withoutaface]

To everyone who says not to argue with women, it's hard to do so when:
a) they're wrong.
b) what they're wrong about affects you.
c) you're dating them.

 

[Shell]

awwwwwwwwwwwww thats sooo cute.

 

[hiphophooray123]

i just call her fat and walk away

 

[*hopeful*]

i think most of the points would lead to more and more arguments lol most of them are guaranteed to cause a major bitch fit

 

[The Logical One]

i just call her fat and walk away

lol..

I just let her win, cause it doesn't matter. Unless the relationship is ending, then I pull that shit out.

 

[Skeeta]

I can't handle crying...no matter how much of a cunt i wanna be, no matter how correct i think i am, no matter how important the argument may be to me, if the tears start flowing from her, im completely fucked.

you weak individual

<3

 

[The Logical One]

Shush you

Lol, Brogan arguing with females is like competing in the special olympics. You only let them win cause you feel sorry for them. (the water works doesn't help does it?)

 

[2sense]

Lead the argument to sex. Thats how a male should get the female out of the argument. An example is on the wog boy when they were talking about poles.

 

[synthesized]

lol,. reposted this over in my university's discussion forums and it got deleted and our class got a warning :rofl: didnt think it was that bad..........

 

[Serius]

how do argue with a woman who has two black eyes?

the same way you argued with her the last two times.

 

[The Logical One]

how do argue with a woman who has two black eyes?

the same way you argued with her the last two times.

rofl

 

[RiCkiE]

don't you people ever sleep?

 

[Katie123]

lol i agree with not arguing with us.my bf has conceded to th fact that i'm always right ..most of the time anyway and doesnt argue with me when he knows he cant win

 

[nwatts]

i dont argue with lauren.
she is always right.

 

[The Logical One]

i dont argue with lauren.
she is always right.

lol pussy whipped

 

[nwatts]

haha yeah, or, my keyboard was overrun by my girlfriend who posted before i could stop her

 

[butch14589]

i got a email from a friend with this in it, i find it hilarious, anyways what you all think about it?

Step 1. Abandon all logic. Girls don't use it, and you certainly shouldn't allow it to handicap you.

Step 2. If you believe strongly in something, do NOT give in to any aspect of it. Compromise is useless against girls, because they will rationalize that if they can get you to concede to one element, they can get you to quit on the whole fuckin' Periodic Table. (Nothing like a little chemistry humor, right?)

Step 3. Don't be afraid to take cheap shots. Ever argue with a girl about something and they randomly insult you with something that has no relevance to the argument? That's their way of trying to wear you down and push you off-topic. Fight fire with fire, I say. Tell her she has a fat ass, small boobs, an ugly face, disorienting facial hair, unwieldy hips, and is a genuinely awful person.

Step 4. Cite precedent. Girls have no concept of historical factors relating to the current situation. Most girls reading this just went over to dictionary.com to see what "precedent" meant.

Step 5. Interrupt her. Don't let her talk. Girls hate that like they hate other girls. It's hilarious, too. They get all frazzled.

Step 6. Don't take her seriously. Laugh at every point she deems serious in nature. Fart, if possible. Derail her emotional train.

Step 7. If the argument escalates, cut off all communication with her. If a girl can't find you, she can't continue arguing about bullshit.

Step 8. Don't be fooled by "Let's stop arguing please." That's their way of making you let your guard down, so they can swoop in after you're worn down. Instead, say something like "Yeah, all this being right is exhausting for me." Pisses them off. Just trust me.

Step 9. Compare her unfavorably with another girl. This is especially effective if the comparison is with a girl that they simply abhor. Tell her something like, "Lisa is so much more compassionate than you." Girls hate other girls, like a deer hates a shotgun. And how do you take down a deer? Exactly.

Step 10. Don't be intimidated by the water works. That's their ultimate contingency, knowing that guys can't deal with a crying girl. Stay strong, don't let yourself get emotional, just think of something funny. Replay scenes from "Office Space" in your head if you must.

Step 11. Bust out, "I don't feel like fighting. I've proven my point." Then stop. Leave the argument. It pisses them off because a guy's natural reaction is to resolve, whereas a girl's is to continue forever and ever until the end of time until they hear that they are right. If a guy decides that he is right and won't budge, their whole concept of male-female relations is shot to shit. Again, mind games.

Step 12. Ask her if she's on the rag. Self-explanatory.

Step 13. When all else fails, tell her she's just like her mother. It's an ace-in-the-hole and will emotionally cripple her to such a degree she may even forget her whole argument.

or here is an idea dont do it at all!!!!!!!!!!

women are like ur criminal record. they follow u and provide heaps of stress plus they will never forget what u have done. and never let u live it down either

 

[Redgoddess]

hehehe, hilarious thread. i hate it when people cry in arguments and bring out the irrelevant bullshit. i had a massive argument with a friend (well...ex friend now...) and she started insulting me and i was just like "well that may be true but it doesnt make me any less right"... and then she started crying and all that shit and i was just... unimpressed. i pwned her good. i've never really had a fight with a b/f or g/f before though...i guess it's something i'll experience later...once i get a significant other... which doesnt look like happening any time soon *sigh*