How often do you wank/masturbate/jizz/toss (boys and girls) (1 Viewer)

[L]

after 16 times one day i came blood

 

[Mawery]

record is 26 times in a day, stopped cuming and got blisters..

btw

:rofl2:

 

[Divided_By_Zero]

And why is this thread under "love and relationships" anyway? lol

Love of your hand(s), or maybe an unfortunate banana.

 

[Iron]

I believe that under the guise of "honesty" something is here presented as being "natural" which is really fundamentally a symptom of sin...

God Himself made clothes for man (Gen. 3.21); and this means that in statu corruptionis many things in man are to remain concealed, and that if it is too late to eradicate evil, it is at least to be kept hidden...

 

[TheStallion]

Sorry Iron - but nobody gives a fuck.

 

[Divided_By_Zero]

The bible also says a women must never be in a position of power, or teach a man anything because the magical talking snake tricked eve into eating forbidden fruit that god put there for some unknown reason, and that if your bull gores someones slave you must pay the slaves owner 20 pieces of silver.

Your logic has slain me.

 

[Cowbell]

I believe that under the guise of "honesty" something is here presented as being "natural" which is really fundamentally a symptom of sin...

God Himself made clothes for man (Gen. 3.21); and this means that in statu corruptionis many things in man are to remain concealed, and that if it is too late to eradicate evil, it is at least to be kept hidden...

hahaha i hope your trolling
if not
YouTube - NOFX: You're wrong

 

[Divided_By_Zero]

Let's hope he is.

 

[Aquawhite]

Only just noticed this thread -_-

My contribution is this:

- Normal weekdays it will be once per day or every two days.
- Weekends is probably twice depending on if anyone is home (sometimes up to four ).
- Holidays... kinda forget about it because I can finally watch lotsa movies and play pokemons... so once every few days.

 

[Nebuchanezzar]

idk once every one or two days

i can't do it more than once otherwise it hurts me

 

[Aquawhite]

The bible also says a women must never be in a position of power, or teach a man anything because the magical talking snake tricked eve into eating forbidden fruit that god put there for some unknown reason, and that if your bull gores someones slave you must pay the slaves owner 20 pieces of silver.

Your logic has slain me.

May I destroy your avatar? It is messing with my memory.

 

[Daipire]

Nonce daily, i never have, to me it's kinda gay...
like if you don't see something slightly homosexual about pulling the one-eyed monster (even though it's your own) your a wanker (literally ).

oh and sorry if i sound slightly homophobic, it's just i think that tossing salad (or what it's called) is a bit disturbing.

 

[Slingshot]

Thats fair enough, hope you don't mind changing your sheets frequently though.

 

[dux&src]

soo yeah, don't do it too often yeah?

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML.

hahhaa

 

[Teclis]

Sorry Iron - but nobody gives a fuck.

Take a chill pill man...

and I laugh at the guys who don't wank. Interesting piece of information... My dearest father, a GP of 25 odd years, recently told me that certain studies show that guys who don't wank are likely to develop hypersensitivity... and also will tend to be premature ejaculators... as well as just generally not lasting very long.

And guys who wank too much and watch too much porn won't be able to get off properly with a woman...

Everything in Moderation


And the guys who claimed like 25 being their own personal record... I don't even want to begin to think about how much of a lie that is.

 

[ay0_x]

Take a chill pill man...

and I laugh at the guys who don't wank. Interesting piece of information... My dearest father, a GP of 25 odd years, recently told me that certain studies show that guys who don't wank are likely to develop hypersensitivity... and also will tend to be premature ejaculators... as well as just generally not lasting very long.

And guys who wank too much and watch too much porn won't be able to get off properly with a woman...

Everything in Moderation


And the guys who claimed like 25 being their own personal record... I don't even want to begin to think about how much of a lie that is.

Tried & tested and both are very true

 

[hebithegreat]

whenever im at the dinner table with my family

 

[saaraduh]

Only just noticed this thread -_-

My contribution is this:

- Normal weekdays it will be once per day or every two days.
- Weekends is probably twice depending on if anyone is home (sometimes up to four ).
- Holidays... kinda forget about it because I can finally watch lotsa movies and play pokemons... so once every few days.

play pokemons? umm okay, whatever tickles your nipples buddy

 

[Aquawhite]

Tried & tested and both are very true

Haha, what you quoted in your above post is rather funny and we all know that's what'll happen as the consequence of not masturbating or masturbating too much.

 

[Born Dancer]

I dont masturbate. never felt the need...

do you have a partner? tbh i have done so more in a relationship than out of one