how does one get a kiss? (1 Viewer)

[Dash]

grab said persons collar and pull them towards you, placing your lips on theirs.

I like... I'll be sure to stand next to you when you get the urge

 

[Dejected]

She'll slap you.



She'll say no.



She won't.


..I know, I'm quite the optimist.

you put a lot of effort into that post

 

[hiphophorray123]

you say: 'BITCH gimme a kiss right now cozfisehfiodhfsdofhsd kekekekekekekekkeek'

 

[Skeeta]

if u can see its coming anyway just smack her one on the lips.. she'll either be happily suprised or disgusted.

make sure shes semi-ready for it though...dont try it as she's halfway though a big-mac coz it could get a bit messy

 

[wrong_turn]

if u can see its coming anyway just smack her one on the lips.. she'll either be happily suprised or disgusted.

make sure shes semi-ready for it though...dont try it as she's halfway though a big-mac coz it could get a bit messy

hey skeeta. what if your hungry as well?! sharing is caring

 

[llamalope]

kissing+food=disaster!

 

[super katie]

kissing+food=disaster!

or an exciting taste sensation! *shudder*

 

[beccabum]

supre is skanky clothes for skanky hos. that are like, 14 years old and are a size 6. but then again SOME of their clothes are ok, like some of their plain singlets are cheap, and belts and stuff.

original q - commonwealth bank ad = make it happen.

how does one not get a kiss - eat pizza or other meaty / garlicky foods in front of the one hoping. they should get the hint without you having to say anything. (it worked for me! lol)

 

[jumb]

how does one not get a kiss - eat pizza or other meaty / garlicky foods in front of the one hoping. they should get the hint without you having to say anything. (it worked for me! lol)

And onion .

 

[assman]

i like skanks. especially the blonde ones. theyre always looking for sex from me hahaha

 

[breaking]

lol at this thread

 

[ameh]

set up a kissing booth

 

[breaking]

"can i have a kiss?"
"NO!" *slaps*
"oh - well can i at least have my nickel back?"
"NO!" *slaps*

 

[ameh]

lol^ poor BreaKing

 

[breaking]

lol - why poor me?
anywho i've always wondered this - why do you have the thing in your sig???

 

[gordo]

...alcohol

 

[breaking]

...alcohol

hahaha tru dat

 

[mmm_sofay]

breaking, will u kiss me?

 

[ameh]

^my internet explorer stuffed up and couldnt load the other smilies so that smiley was the only one left that loaded

 

[KeypadSDM]

On a date, how do you ask your opposite the kiss. do you lean forward and hope fo something to happen, ask for a kiss, or wait for them to ask you for the pash.

Don't start dating.

Or reproducing.

Jesus.