How do you prepare to take someones virginity? (1 Viewer)

[SAVAK]

fuck, kway makes it sound like a life threatening issue if OP doesn't perform sexual intercourse by the book.

 

[settle*precious]

Superbad?

quite possibly.

 

[shuning]

what about the blood that's about to come out? what do i do about it? leave it on the beds and w8 for my mom to find out?

 

[Jamie C]

Root at her house, far more convenient.

That way you don't have to clean up the mess

 

[shuning]

Root at her house, far more convenient.

That way you don't have to clean up the mess

but that way her parent will find out LOL.... and they'll call up my parents and be like "*&!%^#$!%^#*$@!#"

u know.... azn parents :mad1:

 

[Kwayera]

Put a towel on your bed.

Or you could wash your own sheets. Soak in cold water first to get the blood out.

 

[shuning]

Put a towel on your bed.

Or you could wash your own sheets. Soak in cold water first to get the blood out.

oh thanks.... maybe hotel room works too?

 

[Kwayera]

Or you could save your money and wash your own damn sheets.

It's really not that hard.

 

[Jamie C]

Haha, I guess...

Would it not be less suss though if she cleaned her sheets? Being female and all. Males are less likely to go and wash their own sheets,right?

Last resort, get yourself a hotel and let the workers clean up your jizz, blood etc.

 

[Jamie C]

Lol, beat me too it...

 

[shuning]

Or you could save your money and wash your own damn sheets.

It's really not that hard.

my mom would be why the heck did u suddenly decide to wash the sheets??? this is sus.... u never do that T.T

 

[Kwayera]

Just say you spilled something hot and sticky on it.

Or put a towel down so the sheets don't get stained in the first place.

 

[Jamie C]

Maybe just root, then throw them out and just say that a wild animal came and shat on them while you were out?

 

[shuning]

Just say you spilled something hot and sticky on it.

Or put a towel down so the sheets don't get stained in the first place.

towel will certainly go thru i think....... yea hot&sticky seems to be a good execuse LOL

 

[Kwayera]

It's never all that much blood, and if period blood doesn't go through a towel, this certainly won't.

 

[shuning]

It's never all that much blood, and if period blood doesn't go through a towel, this certainly won't.

thx for the advice....
now i gotta find some1 to do it with LOL

 

[Kwayera]

Uh. You are clearly too immature to have sex.

 

[Jamie C]

Wow, ask all that and then to find out your a dude who doesn't have a gf and is desperate for a root?

I'd just keep wanking, clearly your too immature for a gf yet.

 

[shuning]

has anyone seen those adds in parramatta which say "virgins wanted" apparently you get $20 000 and they need one male and one female.

how can they tell if a male is a virgin? LOL

 

[Jamie C]

Your a fine example, someone craving to get their dick wet for the first time.