Captain Gh3y
Rhinorhondothackasaurus
It must be hard wishing everyone was dead
I'm pretty sure hiphop was joking, but this is the dumbest idea. What are you going to say? "Your hair smells pretty" or "You're good at catching trains". No matter what "compliment" you use it will sound awkward.cuppas said:i suppose start out with a compliment ...
"What the hell is wrong with you dumbass? The signs right there".... Goes back to friends "that guy just asked me when the next train was coming, what a dumbass"Skeeta said:ask for the time and when the next train is coming in?
Go from there.
That's a great idea, bitching about inane bullshit is probably the best first impression ever!bahhh said:Yeah it is on the North shore line - but perhaps I will go for the whole complaining thing on a day when the train is delayed... So definately sometime next week = P
ogmzergrush said:That's a great idea, bitching about inane bullshit is probably the best first impression ever!
Wait no, second best, you could surpass it by punching her in the face!
awesome.jumb said:"You're good at catching trains".
With your right index finger sticking out of your zipper...ala Mr. Bean.BumJockey Bill said:Stare at em, and lick your lips.
That would work. =Dcircusmind said:"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
ask her where she's heading and say "omg me too! you really shouldn't go there alone, the lebs might rape you. I'll come with you" :kbahhh said:I'm no sleaze bag, I have never cheated or anything like that, but I have not had a girlfriend in a year or so and don't have many girls in my life and clearly I'm not getting anymore unless I do something about it... So there are these 2 girls at my station most mornings, and my friend (who has a girlfriend) is willing to help me start a conversation with them as a favour and go from there... But I am just not sure about what I should say. I don't want to use a stupid pick-up line or something, just some good conversation help would be appreciated.
yes, you could also undo your fly and give em' the old pelvic thrust. I can assure you, it works a treat!BumJockey Bill said:Stare at em, and lick your lips.