FunniER Maths Jokes (1 Viewer)

[jarro_2783]

I have a good one.

The integral of 1/cabin dcabin = log (cabin) + C = house boat.

 

[Robbo_m8]

damn u all and ur maths jokes

 

[Emma-Jayde]

This was unthinkingly said by my teacher today...
"Let's substitute a bit so we can all have secs everywhere"

 

[ishq]

HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did he realise?

 

[Emma-Jayde]

Only after we burst out laughing and made him rethink what he'd just said.

 

[a21414]

This was unthinkingly said by my teacher today...
"Let's substitute a bit so we can all have secs everywhere"

thats gold jerry. gold

 

[oskarthestudent]

My god that is bad.

It is soooo bad. You could see it coming a mile away too. Just shows that you can either take your maths seriously, or have a life, you CANT do both.

 

[seremify007]

i wish i was d/du so i could lie tangent to your curves

rofl~~ this topic should be bumped =]

 

[yrtherenonames]

If not framed...

 

[damo676767]

This was unthinkingly said by my teacher today...
"Let's substitute a bit so we can all have secs everywhere"

GOLD
PURE GOLD

 

[dreamon36]

What do math teachers do when they're constipated?.........

They work it out in logs!!

(I know its so bad it hurts...........WOOT 1st post)

 

[PtolemysPenguin]

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a monkey?

A vector with magnitude Elephant Monkey sin theta and perpendicular to both of them

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a mountain climber?

Don't be silly, you can't cross a vector and a scalar



Also, see my sig.

 

[SeDaTeD]

hahaha, scalar, i like that.

 

[nit]

lol sadness

It hurts inside

 

[~*HSC 4 life*~]

omg like, why was 10 sad?

because 7 8 9, and 10 was next

lmaoade!

 

[switchblade87]

Lol

Any of you who are familiar with Albinoblacksheep, you may have seen this. For everyone else, enjoy, they are maths/science related:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/einsteinjokes/ (watch them all, cept no 4 is crap.)

Another one I saw in a year 10 textbook I think it was:

What did the mathematician's planted seed say once it grew up:

"Gee-oim-a-tree" (Start of a geometry chapter)
Sad but...

 

[nit]

Originally posted by ~*HSC 4 Life*~
omg like, why was 10 sad?

because 7 8 9, and 10 was next

lmaoade!

Roflcoaster!! This thread is getting sadder and sadder

Sad thing is, I've heard all of these before...

 

[maccyg]

My maths teacher brought this one out. Really lame.

e^x and a constant were walking down the street when the constant spotted a differential operator up ahead. Quickly the constant dashed into a alley to hide. e^x asked "what's wrong", to which the constant replied "if that differential operator sees me I'll be turned into nothing." e^x responded with bravado, "Well it can't touch me, I'm e^x!"
So e^x went up to the operater and introduced himself, "Hi I'm e^x". The operator said hi "I'm d/dy"!!!!!
Cue thunderous applause

 

[Zozo6969]

e^x was at a party and felt a bit left out. x^2 came up to e^x and said, why dont u integrate yourself. e^x said "i dont think that will help."

f(x) = 2x + 3 walks into a bar. the bartender says, sorry we dont cater for functions here

 

[St. Eve]

if I was sin^2 theta and you were cos^2 theta, together we'd be 1.