Fun With CONDOMS!! (1 Viewer)

[carpetdiem]

ok, so there is two parts to this question.

(a) what is the funniest thing you have ever done with a condom?



(b) Does using a condom make sex better or worse (for guys and girls), also when the condom breaks what do you do?

 

[chelbanga]

they make great balloons

 

[CountVonChocula]

cut off the end and they are great to keep water out of large wounds when u shower

 

[samthebear]

cut off the end and they are great to keep water out of large wounds when u shower

lol +1 - best use other than for sex that i've heard a condom being used for.

 

[Tulipa]

You're kidding right?

Condoms aren't "fun". I mean, they make slightly lolworthy water balloons but even then it's more gross than anything.

Also, when they break you get the morning after pill.

I mean, c'mon, duh.

 

[Kwayera]

Is it bad that I can't say I've ever used one?

 

[Tulipa]

Well.

I'm hoping you've never had random anonymous sex in a bathroom. But if you were on the pill and only with one partner then I guess that makes sense.

Although, I still preach getting tested at least once a year if you ever go bareback. Just in case.

 

[katietheskatie]

i fail to see why you'd want to touch or play with them more than is absolutely necessary, they're so fucking sticky/slimy/generally ew (i mean unused ones, get your minds out of the gutter)

i can think of billions of other things that are more fun

 

[Kwayera]

Yup, I had a test done recently due to recent.. events.

I do intend to insist on a condom if I go for random casual sex, though.

 

[Laika_]

Is it bad that I can't say I've ever used one?

are you cereal?

never?

??

 

[gcchick]

I was staying in a hotel in Surfers with some mates from Brisbane a few months back, go extremely plastered, blah blah. We went down to maccas the next morning for a feed and when I wasn't looking earlier, one of the guys put a condom in my wallet so when I opened it, out fell the condom and skidded across the floor, right in the middle of a crowd of families, visiting Surfers on a lovely Sunday morning. They were not happy.

/mortification.

 

[gcchick]

ok, so there is two parts to this question.

(a) what is the funniest thing you have ever done with a condom?



(b) Does using a condom make sex better or worse (for guys and girls), also when the condom breaks what do you do?

And I'm gonna try to post this AGAIN: ur mom.

 

[breaking]

I was staying in a hotel in Surfers with some mates from Brisbane a few months back, go extremely plastered, blah blah. We went down to maccas the next morning for a feed and when I wasn't looking earlier, one of the guys put a condom in my wallet so when I opened it, out fell the condom and skidded across the floor, right in the middle of a crowd of families, visiting Surfers on a lovely Sunday morning. They were not happy.

/mortification.

were they catholic

 

[gcchick]

were they catholic

Probably. They did have multiple offspring.

Plus the disgusted looks were a dead giveaway.

 

[kami]

Well.

I'm hoping you've never had random anonymous sex in a bathroom. But if you were on the pill and only with one partner then I guess that makes sense.

Although, I still preach getting tested at least once a year if you ever go bareback. Just in case.

+1

Absolute monogamy and testing are required for barebackers. I'd personally recommend more regular testing though.

 

[Kwayera]

are you cereal?

never?

??

I've only ever been in one sexual relationship, it was monogamous, and I was on the Pill. *shrug*

 

[settle*precious]

better without, but, safety first

 

[Rafy]

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/9771/29193169821460227f23.jpg

 

[katie tully]

how makey babby

 

[wikiwiki]

how makey babby

You tell us, Katie! You're the one who plopped out a kid nine months after you got rotten at some farmhouse. Kids, use connies lest you pull a katie tully!