"Friend Zone" (1 Viewer)

[Zrap]

Just watched Just Friends, one of the funniest movies ever. For those females who have seen it please tell us males how to avoid falling into the "friend zone"?
You know when you like a girl she will either place you in as a friend or possible
lover or some thing around those lines haha.
Guys give example of anything like this happening to you and how you think you can also avoid the "friend zone".
Heaps unique thread.

 

[Enteebee]

omgz dis gurl totally wanted my cawk but shed zalwaysready decided i waoz just a friend so she didnt want it no moer

 

[sja]

Falling into the friend zone; these are AUTOMATIC...

1. Hearing her talk about her ex-boyfriend (emotions involved, how she felt during it etc.)

2. Hearing her talk about bullshit about her friends. BE A MAN AND SAY "Listen why the hell are you bitching about this to me"

3. If she hangs up on you whenever she wants..... friend zone. You say "why the fuck did you hang on me you whore, don't think you can treat me like one of you fag friends."

4. If she uses you to talk about feelings or other guys she is seeing etc. you just say you gotta get off the phone or if it's online/messaging you just don't reply back (at all)

5. If she asks you for favours that are anything more than moderate. You have to ask for something in return! And yes, you DO. Don't listen to the girls on this issue it's bullshit. doesn't have to be a headjob either.

6. If one of your friends say "man she treats you like shit" or hints at that, stop speaking to that whore immediately

7. Compliment her on looks. This is automatic friend. SO DO NOT DO THIS

8. If you don't punch her and play rough with her in person then you're a pussy. PUSSY = AUTOMATIC FRIEND


THINGS TO DO ON PURPOSE TO AVOID THE FRIEND ZONE

1. When speaking about girls you are fond of (NOT HER), in a conversation, you say "man that girl is so.... special" (but don't tell her why)

2. never compliment her on looks. if anything be subtle about calling her a nerd/loser. if she says something political you say "haha. a woman having an opinion? now there's something you don't see every day.."

3. be a cunt to her. pretend to only want her for sex and message her/call her one day, then for the next couple of days get your mind of that shit! go look up porn/do a porno shoot/play games/study/watch a movie/get drunk/go out with friends/play sport and don't have anything to do with her

4. if she doesn't show any interest in you two after you've been friends for a good 4-8 weeks (1 to 2 months) then its time you give this h0 a flick.



dont listen to what the whores say in this thread! they dont even realise that guys that like them are becoming their friends and entering the friend zone!!

anal sex !!

 

[Enteebee]

so what you're saying is even if u're in the friend zone they'll still be ok with anal sex cause that's not the same?

 

[all.time.fiend]

so what you're saying is even if u're in the friend zone they'll still be ok with anal sex cause that's not the same?

mannnn i hope so

 

[Zrap]

mannnn i hope so

second that

 

[iamsickofyear12]

To stay out of a girls friend zone you just need to not care about her in any way (and obviously show that in all your actions).

I spent 2 years trying to staying out of the friend zone of this girl I know... but it didn't help because I never did hook up with her. I don't think I would bother doing it again... I would rather just find some other girl than put in all that effort.

 

[R3volver]

second that

+111

 

[ur_inner_child]

Just be fucking normal, fuck.

These fucking rules people give you about not complimenting her etc, fuck off. Go learn the hard way. Test out a few things. Most unappealing thing is when girls find out you're being self conscious and trying too hard.

 

[Captain Gh3y]

THINGS TO DO ON PURPOSE TO AVOID THE FRIEND ZONE[/B]

1. When speaking about girls you are fond of (NOT HER), in a conversation, you say "man that girl is so.... special" (but don't tell her why)

2. never compliment her on looks. if anything be subtle about calling her a nerd/loser. if she says something political you say "haha. a woman having an opinion? now there's something you don't see every day.."

3. be a cunt to her. pretend to only want her for sex and message her/call her one day, then for the next couple of days get your mind of that shit! go look up porn/do a porno shoot/play games/study/watch a movie/get drunk/go out with friends/play sport and don't have anything to do with her

4. if she doesn't show any interest in you two after you've been friends for a good 4-8 weeks (1 to 2 months) then its time you give this h0 a flick.

get fucked

5. ignore all that and just talk to enough girls that you can find one that likes you without having to put on this bullshit act all the time... who the fuck would want to do that?

 

[Evilo]

Falling into the friend zone; these are AUTOMATIC...

1. Hearing her talk about her ex-boyfriend (emotions involved, how she felt during it etc.)

2. Hearing her talk about bullshit about her friends. BE A MAN AND SAY "Listen why the hell are you bitching about this to me"

3. If she hangs up on you whenever she wants..... friend zone. You say "why the fuck did you hang on me you whore, don't think you can treat me like one of you fag friends."

4. If she uses you to talk about feelings or other guys she is seeing etc. you just say you gotta get off the phone or if it's online/messaging you just don't reply back (at all)

Those are all true, the rest are exaggerated.

 

[SiN3m]

there ain't no rules and any particular way of taying out of the friend zone. Some girls start to like a guy when they feel really comfortable with them first, and can talk about everything. that's a real bond. others see this close bond as just a friendship coz they may see it as being too friendly, brotherly or they're scared if you two break up the great friendship is gone too.

the way you act may not neccessarily take you to friend or lover status, but if you be a dick, its nothing more than something shallow. if you try something that is stepping out out of that friend zone, the result could go either way.

ps: sometimes if a girl girl does talk about things sja has mentioned, it may also be that she doesn't know if she is in the firend zone for you and wants to see your reaction.

 

[Evilo]

Its interesting how all the girls totally deny there are any rules with the "friends zone", but all the men agree there are some tell-tale signs that you're about to be converted.

And girls - 1, 2 and 4 (of the Automatic section) are true. How do i know? because ive been branded before. oh the burn

 

[katie_tully]

Just watched Just Friends, one of the funniest movies ever. For those females who have seen it please tell us males how to avoid falling into the "friend zone"?
You know when you like a girl she will either place you in as a friend or possible
lover or some thing around those lines haha.
Guys give example of anything like this happening to you and how you think you can also avoid the "friend zone".
Heaps unique thread.

You stop being a pussy and you fucking MAKE A MOVE BECAUSE WE'RE SICK OF WAITING AND YOU'RE ALWAYS JUST GUNNA BE OUR FRIEND UNLESS YOU FLOP IT OUT AND SLAP US ON THE FOREHEAD WITH IT.


But not literally.

 

[Evilo]

WHO GIVES A FUCK?

IF YOU A STUPID ENOUGH TO BE IN "THE FRIEND ZONE" IT'S NOT GOING TO CHANGE, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO.

The idea is to move on so your not trying to flirt with her / waste money on her etc when shes clearly not interested. OMG. Watch the fuking movie.

 

[ur_inner_child]

also what the shit is the problem about finding out that you're in the friend zone? stay in contact with her, go to the parties she goes to, get introduced to her hawt girlfriends and hook up with them. win.

seriously these guys I know (went to an all boys school, didn't go to uni) are having trouble meeting new girls because they are pretty much incapable of keeping female friends.

 

[SiN3m]

also what the shit is the problem about finding out that you're in the friend zone? stay in contact with her, go to the parties she goes to, get introduced to her hawt girlfriends and hook up with them. win.

i second that.

 

[katie_tully]

also what the shit is the problem about finding out that you're in the friend zone? stay in contact with her, go to the parties she goes to, get introduced to her hawt girlfriends and hook up with them. win.

seriously these guys I know (went to an all boys school, didn't go to uni) are having trouble meeting new girls because they are pretty much incapable of keeping female friends.

i am sensing far too much soft cockery in this thread.

 

[Evilo]

i second that.

you just want to have guy friends yourself! admit it!

 

[SiN3m]

you just want to have guy friends yourself! admit it!

i do have guy friendz myself and what has that got to do with anything???