Favourite Simpsons episode (1 Viewer)

[KarmaKitten]

the one where he changes his name to max power


Marge: Mmm ... another person wants to congratulate you for having a
famous name.
Homer: [takes phone] Hello? Yes, this is the original Homer
Simpson. Who is this? The Debbie Pinson, who was the
Homecoming Queen at high school? [pause] Yes, I'm still
available.
Marge: [takes phone] No, he's not! [hangs up phone]
Homer: Marge, that was Debbie Pinson! Deb-bie Pin-son!!
Marge: No dating!
Homer: Oohhh!


later on...


Marge: But I fell in love with Homer Simpson! I don't want to
snuggle with "Max Power"!
Homer: Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and
feel the "G"s!

 

[Butterfly_Wings]

Ha I loved that episode.

Busty Sinclaire? Chesty La-Rue?

 

[**freakstar87**]

I like the simpsons but the repeats can annoy me alot especially when you just see a good season 8 ep and the next episode is that 'bart gets an f' one. well that's kinda my least fave one but I love the humour of what the simpsons were during the mid-nineties.

 

[how u doin?]

i like the one thats kinda a parady of 'GO'. where they piece together a wacky day through different characters. And its got Linguo "i thought he was a party robot?" and "this is where i come to cry".

i think the new eps are cool. but what amazing is that thet all pretty much follow the same platform that was set like a decade ago. especially secondary characters and their personalities.

 

[narrator]

comic book guy is cool

 

[sunken eyes]

the new episodes have got funnier sketches and better production, but less coherence. its a bit of trade off.
my fave episodes include yes homerplaooza(hurrah tsp, their actually funny, with sonic youth and cyprus hill), homer's misionary episode.(homer are you licking the frogs again?) and the cannabis episode(its all thanks to yes i can-abis!)

my fave qoute is homer on the cherry picker-i'm not normally a praying man....but if your up there, please save me superman!

 

[Butterfly_Wings]

They are doing a Simpsons special tonight where celebs tell their fave Simpsons episode.
When I saw the ad I thought of this thread. (awww....)

 

[**freakstar87**]

my favourite simpson episode is definitely 'homer and apu'. who cannot forget that song (The Kwik-E-Mart song)?

 

[.:uniQue:.]

CHOW DA!

 

[Johnny G]

Dont have a favourite - but thte new ones i reckon are getting better and better

 

[narrator]

nah, i reckon the older ones were the best, some of the newer ones are lacking a bit, but the show is still great

 

[Benny_]

Originally posted by how u doin?
i like the one thats kinda a parady of 'GO'. where they piece together a wacky day through different characters. And its got Linguo "i thought he was a party robot?" and "this is where i come to cry".

It was a parody of Pulp Fiction actually..

 

[Suney_J]

wit out a doubt my best episodes is where homer goes to college and when he homer becomes really fat, they have really funny quotes in those episodes.

Homer - "To start press any key, wheres the 'any key'?, i see Esc, Ctrl and Pgup, there doesn't seem to be any 'any key'"

and the college episode is so funny, i have too many quotes to say...

 

[iambored]

i dont like bart vs australia

 

[Buggdogg]

Its got to be the monorail episode. And this is because i thinks its got the largest amount of funny one liners in it. For eg

Marge: Homer ther's a man here who thinks he can help you
Homer: Is it Batman
Marge: He's a scientist
Homer: Batman's a scientist
Marge: its not batman


Marge and professor when trying to stop monorail.
Marge: Oh no we're to late
Professor: I shouldnt have stop for that haircut.

Honestly, think about it, in the midst of crisis he pulls in to a barbers for a short back and sides- hilarious.

Not to mention all the stuff involving leonard nimoy in that episode.

 

[melusa]

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

Marge: Lisa, Bart, what did you two learn in Sunday School today?
Lisa: The answers to deep theological questions.
Bart: Yeah, among other things, apes can't get into heaven.
Homer: What? Those cute little monkeys? That's terrible. Who told you that?
Bart: Our teacher.
Homer: I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes, but what about those really smart ones who live among us? Who roller-skate and smoke cigars?

Homer: Oh, Marge, cartoons don't have any deep meaning. They're just stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh.


Homer: Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
Marge: What's that?
Homer: [thinks] A dinosaur!

Homer: Well, I really should discuss this with my wife.
Salesman: [scoffs] Your wife? [cracks an imaginary whip]
Homer: What, you think I'm going to buy a $20,000 truck just because you make that noise?
Salesman: [does it again] [and again] [and again]
Homer: [on his knees] I'll take it!

[Homer searches under the couch for a peanut]
Homer: Hmm...ow, pointy! Eww, slimy. Oh, moving! Ah-ha! Oh, twenty dollars...I wanted a peanut!
Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Homer: Huh -- wha -- Lisa! What's up?
Lisa: I just had a bad dream!
Homer: Oh, sure. You just lie down and tell me all about it.
Lisa: Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the bogeyman was after me, and he's hiding under --
Homer: Aah! Bogeyman! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun! [Homer runs into Bart's room]
Homer: Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a bogeyman or bogeymen in the house!
Bart: Ahhhhhhh!

Bart: These uniforms suck!
Marge: Bart! Where do you pick up words like that?
Homer: [on phone] Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Marge: Homer! Watch your mouth!
Homer: Aw, I gotta go. My damn weiner kids are listening. [hangs up]

Homer: Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from Happyland, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way: I was being sarcastic.

 

[babydoll_]

Originally posted by Suney_J
wit out a doubt my best episodes is where homer goes to college and when he homer becomes really fat, they have really funny quotes in those episodes.

dont forget:
"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To get a free dialing wand, mash the keypad with your palm now."

 

[Suney_J]

and 2nites episode bout the cat burglar is funny:
"You know lisa, music helps daddy think"

 

[Gregor Samsa]

Originally posted by Suney_J
and 2nites episode bout the cat burglar is funny:
"You know lisa, music helps daddy think"

Homer The Vigilante.

Oh, I'd be lying if I said we weren't committing crimes!