favourite quotes? (1 Viewer)

[wLym]

Heres a clever one i found (gratz to whoever came up with it)


"sex is like a basketball game, you always dribble before you shoot. and it only takes one to knock em up"

 

[cluelesschild]

well here as some of my fav quotes..

''never regret what made you smile''

''weak people cry at past mistakes strong people learn from them''

''you only realise how much you love something once you lose it''(i hate this particular one coz it ALWAYS happens to me, as i dont realise i love something or someone while they are mine.

''no dam guy is worth a girls tears, one that is won't make you cry''

''don't start no drama just believe in karma''

''when someone disappoints you the worst punishment ain't the one where you scream its where you fall silent''

hope you guys like these as much as i do

 

[Partisan]

"My ass can write a better song than these guys, with one cheek tied behind my balls."

 

[MrKite]

Here's some goodies:
'A friendship that can end never really began'
'The more you praise and celebrate your life; the more there is in life to celebrate' - Oprah Winfrey
'Love is a disease, if you catch it then there is no cure for it, just like cancer' -Kazi Shams
'Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.'
-Cynthia Nelms
'Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.'
'Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge'
'If all else fails, read the instructions'
'I'm not completely insane- bits are missing'
'Step up- I'll get you a step-ladder'
'Some of the world greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible'

 

[shadesofblue]

No dream is ever too small, no dream is ever too big.
To accpmplish great things we must not only act but also dream,not only plan but believe.

 

[Nasonex]

fuck this

 

[oscarjunk25]

My fav would have to be
"If you dream it you can achieve it"
Pretty Basic But I LOVE it really simple!!!!

Oscar Umgd

 

[Darkening]

"Life is like a bag of jellybeans, noone likes the black ones" - Forest Gump

 

[kuroneko]

A more recent favourite of mine is "I can sleep when I'm dead." (-Santino Rice, season 2 Project Runway) which I intend to apply to my HSC year... not literally, it just conveys the idea to go your hardest at what you need to do.

 

[quixote studios]

THIS IS SPAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!



...what? im a guy

 

[orange.chocolat]

"What are you doin' Siter Gonorrhea? Waitin' for a bus?" - Father...something something in Detroit Rock City.

Hahhahahaa

And and and

Lex: "Just because she's a female gynecologist, doesn't mean she's a lesbian. And even if she was, at least my mom didn't give birth to me while she was on LSD."
Trip: "'Shrooms!"

Also from detroit rock city

And another from detroit rock city..
"well, as they say in the Tampon biz, see you next period." -Hawk....I think.


Hahhahaha.
Yeah, I recently watched it. For the 5th time.
WATCH IT.

 

[emi211]

" Generally Speaking, things have gone about as far as they can possibly go when they have gotten about as bad as they can reasonably get"


"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress exce-pt a memory of the smell fo smoke and a presumption that once our eyes watered"

" We only know what were told, and thats little enough. And for all we know it isnt even true"

"The bad end unhappily, the good unluckily. That is what tragedy means"

"Every exit is an entrance somewhere else"

"Lifes a gamble at terrible odds. If it was a bet you wouldnt take it"

They all came from the play Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead...i like some of these annonymous ones to:

Strength is only how well you hide te pain

Remeber everybody makes mistakes and you will have the opportunity to laugh at them

Good friends dont let you do stupid things...alone

If its worth fighting for, its worth fighting dirty for

Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice

Needing somebody is like needing a parachute. If they arent there the first time you need them chances are you wont be needing them again

Lifes tough...get a helmet

Soem people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

 

[monetmelly]

John Coltrane: Miles how do you end your solos?
Miles Davis: Take the horn outa your mouth

 

[whatusername?]

"But who prays for satan? Who, in 18 centuries, has had the common decency to pray for the one sinner who needed it most?"- Oscar Wilde

pretty much anything by Oscar Wilde is gold
oh and Mark Twain is brilliant too.

 

[spence]

It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that’s pretty important
- Martin Luther King Jr.

They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take the chance?
-Edgar Bergen

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
- Douglas Adams

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
- Scott Adams

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames
- Harry Hill

 

[spence]

A more recent favourite of mine is "I can sleep when I'm dead." (-Santino Rice, season 2 Project Runway) which I intend to apply to my HSC year... not literally, it just conveys the idea to go your hardest at what you need to do.

Haha, reminds me of this from Thank you for smoking:
Nick Naylor: Jeff, when do you sleep?
Jeff Megall: Sunday.

 

[carrots please!]

"sing then the core of dark and absolute oblivion where the soul at last is lost in utter peace."
- D.H. Lawrence

"you can't eat an orange and then throw the peel away - a man is not a piece of fruit!"
- arthur miller

"the aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware."
- henry miller

"everything has been figured out, except how to live."
- jean-paul satre

"everything that is contradictory creates life."
- salvador dali

"that's the secret of life...replace one worry with another."
charlie brown

 

[Piyom]

"Don't be afraid to be different because that's what makes you who you are...", My older Brother. He's my Heroooooooo.

"our deepest fear is not that we're inadequate, our deepest fear is that we're strong beyond measure..." Nelson Mandela.

"Learn to stand on your own feet and don't rely on others to do things for you as you may not know what their plans are." my mother
I wish, I could raise my kids like my mum raise me.

 

[RiSeAgAiNSt2538]

"Don't be afraid to be different because that's what makes you who you are...", My older Brother. He's my Heroooooooo.

"our deepest fear is not that we're inadequate, our deepest fear is that we're strong beyond measure..." Nelson Mandela.

"Learn to stand on your own feet and don't rely on others to do things for you as you may not know what their plans are." my mother
I wish, I could raise my kids like my mum raise me.

the nelson mandela quote is from a poem called "our deepest fear" its on my wall

 

[TSBRAH]

anyone of these http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal_(joke)