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champ_sammy_19
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Ok a math teacher I had in year 8 would stand on the front desk in the class room and boom out RIGHTO YEAR 8... LISTEN UP...LISTEN UP NOW!!!. It never worked we just did whatever.
My yr11 & 12's eng teacher favourite quotes were "Hi year 12 sorry I'm late" and if she got annoyed at the boys up the back it was "Steven, can you listen please mate" and the boys would laugh at him.
I dont think i every had teachers that said enything overly funny though
My yr11 & 12's eng teacher favourite quotes were "Hi year 12 sorry I'm late" and if she got annoyed at the boys up the back it was "Steven, can you listen please mate" and the boys would laugh at him.
I dont think i every had teachers that said enything overly funny though
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our maths teacher in year 10 (old guy, pretty funny) used to have many funy sayings
he said "Maths is like cricket, you've gotta be in it, to win it"
"The best mathematicians are cheaters"
"its just like cricket!"
"you know one time, i had a student who used to play cricket...."
he used to say that one almost every day
as soon as he see one of us trying to stab each other with a pencil or throw each other's pencil cases into the fans or bags out the window (pretty high from the ground too lol!) then the teacher would give us a 30 minute lecture on how he had a student who kept on getting 30% etc in maths and then tried really hard at the end and got 100% in the HSC, and he usually would slip in cricket in there somewhere
"a calculator is like a cricket bat" * he then pulls out a cricket bat.
at one stage my mate grabbed the cricket bat and swung it at my head, then my other friend backed me up and tacked the fat cunt down, shit flyin everywhere and tables flipping in class while the principal was standing at the class room door. Teacher still going on about cricket LOL
dont get me started on the other maths teacher i had in yr 9
the old hag used to go on about golf
she'd bring in a golf stick and putt in front of the class
we would be like "are we learning geometry today miss???"
she always used to say "its just geometry!"
ahh u would have to be there to see how funny it really was
he said "Maths is like cricket, you've gotta be in it, to win it"
"The best mathematicians are cheaters"
"its just like cricket!"
"you know one time, i had a student who used to play cricket...."
he used to say that one almost every day
as soon as he see one of us trying to stab each other with a pencil or throw each other's pencil cases into the fans or bags out the window (pretty high from the ground too lol!) then the teacher would give us a 30 minute lecture on how he had a student who kept on getting 30% etc in maths and then tried really hard at the end and got 100% in the HSC, and he usually would slip in cricket in there somewhere
"a calculator is like a cricket bat" * he then pulls out a cricket bat.
at one stage my mate grabbed the cricket bat and swung it at my head, then my other friend backed me up and tacked the fat cunt down, shit flyin everywhere and tables flipping in class while the principal was standing at the class room door. Teacher still going on about cricket LOL
dont get me started on the other maths teacher i had in yr 9
the old hag used to go on about golf
she'd bring in a golf stick and putt in front of the class
we would be like "are we learning geometry today miss???"
she always used to say "its just geometry!"
ahh u would have to be there to see how funny it really was
Zoltan
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My biology teacher tells some of the worst jokes I've ever heard...
We were looking at blood cells under the microscope and they're fucking hard to see. It was hurting my eyes trying to count the buggers. My teacher wears glasses and he did a lot of microscopy before he was a teacher, so I went, "you see all that counting cells under a microscope has made you go blind." And he says, "that's not what my mother told me."
*Aaaargh*
We were looking at blood cells under the microscope and they're fucking hard to see. It was hurting my eyes trying to count the buggers. My teacher wears glasses and he did a lot of microscopy before he was a teacher, so I went, "you see all that counting cells under a microscope has made you go blind." And he says, "that's not what my mother told me."
*Aaaargh*
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lmao .BreaKing said:
english teacher when there is maths written on the board: "we must cleanse this room of evil and corruption before we begin *rubs out the maths*"
and he is always paying out maths and maths teachers and the superiority of english over maths.
and also... physics teacher making physics jokes.. very.. lame
and he is always paying out maths and maths teachers and the superiority of english over maths.
and also... physics teacher making physics jokes.. very.. lame
Zoltan
Too cool for school
The worst are teachers who say lame-ass things like "respect your peers" and "you're interrupting other peoples' learning" and shit like that. And they're serious as well!
Atticus.
how do i get out of this
my hist teacher once said
dont ever think anything is impossible. (after someone had made an incest joke)
my marriage is lucky to be stable after several incidents involving my cousin and my unborn child... i would appreciate if you didnt tell the rest of your friends about this
im not joking... this was actually said
dont ever think anything is impossible. (after someone had made an incest joke)
my marriage is lucky to be stable after several incidents involving my cousin and my unborn child... i would appreciate if you didnt tell the rest of your friends about this
im not joking... this was actually said
"Life sucks and then you die." -Math teacher
"Nifty." - Physics teacher
"Yes and No." - English teacher (answer to any closed question you will ever ask)
"S . T . O . P" - yr 9/10 Geography
"Have you ever seen a mirco wave? No!? *wiggles pink* Well now you have!" - yr 9 Science
"Nifty." - Physics teacher
"Yes and No." - English teacher (answer to any closed question you will ever ask
)"S . T . O . P" - yr 9/10 Geography
"Have you ever seen a mirco wave? No!? *wiggles pink* Well now you have!" - yr 9 Science
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'Do you get my drift?' - mr music teacher1
'Oh shut up you lousy bunch of possums, otherwise I'll turn into a blomounge, now that just would be unpleasant' - Mr music teacher2
'It's like playing cricket' - mr english teacher
'Please stop swearing' - ms math teacher
'ahhh thats it...i like it, its nice, unique, different, mmm' ms art teacher
'Oh shut up you lousy bunch of possums, otherwise I'll turn into a blomounge, now that just would be unpleasant' - Mr music teacher2
'It's like playing cricket' - mr english teacher
'Please stop swearing' - ms math teacher
'ahhh thats it...i like it, its nice, unique, different, mmm' ms art teacher
Atticus.
how do i get out of this
please excuse my e ignorance. but what does lmafo! stand for? haha it was in your rep...BreaKing said:
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Laugh My Fucking Arse Off.AtticusFinch said:
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"Quick kiddies, to the Television! AAAH!!!" - 9/10 Geog teacher, absolute champ
"I am THE LIZARD QUEEN" - same teacher, it's a simpsons quote if you don't know
"Capiche?" - Science year 10
My english teacher (this year) was talking about the hare and the tortoise, he was saying tortoise like "Tort-oyse" because he's Scottish, so funny lol
"Shit! *gasps* Fuck!" - my year 4 teacher aster she had a shotput thrown at her (-supposedly- unintentional
)My year 9 Sport Science singing along to Kat Bush - it's funny because she sounds like a man, and she just could not hit the notes at all.
That's all I can think of.
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Atticus.
how do i get out of this
oh haha yeh...dani_danoz said:
on a further note, this is also the same teacher who when i had to walk with him behind a hot hear 12 student when i was in yr 11 said "a wonderous thing the female body, especially young ones like her"
and
"thomas you lucky man, look at those two gifts of aphrodite that are sitting next to you, if only *sigh*
and "if i wasnt married or 55 i would still be sowing my seed at parties"
this guy was fucked up but so very funny... he meant everything he said
Zoltan
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That's pretty disturbing...
Atticus.
how do i get out of this
disturbing yet hilariousZoltan said:
Zoltan
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Yet still really disturbing.
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Another one...
My year 1&3 teacher used to call girls the "girly whirly twirlys".
My year 1&3 teacher used to call girls the "girly whirly twirlys".
^CoSMic DoRiS^^
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oh, my teachers are so funny to listen to sumtimes... here's some of my faves:
1. Drama teacher: punctuates every second word with "right? okay?" eg - "now i need you in groups of 3, right? okay? so we can start, right?okay?" we counted once how many times she said it... she said "okay" 131 times in 15 minutes. lol
2. yr 10 Geo teacher: favourite phrase is - "you people today know nothing, you'd all be better off working in shops" says that at least 5 times a lesson. he didnt know the names of anybody in our class...it was "those bloody stupid boys down the back" "those bloody stupid girls down the side" and "you young people there"
3. yr 8 science teacher: constantly said "um" allllllll the time, eg - "now i , um, need you, um, to, um, collect the samples, um, and, um, observe, um, the similarities and, um, differences..." fk that was annoying, yet strangely hilarious. ah... memories...
1. Drama teacher: punctuates every second word with "right? okay?" eg - "now i need you in groups of 3, right? okay? so we can start, right?okay?" we counted once how many times she said it... she said "okay" 131 times in 15 minutes. lol
2. yr 10 Geo teacher: favourite phrase is - "you people today know nothing, you'd all be better off working in shops" says that at least 5 times a lesson. he didnt know the names of anybody in our class...it was "those bloody stupid boys down the back" "those bloody stupid girls down the side" and "you young people there"
3. yr 8 science teacher: constantly said "um" allllllll the time, eg - "now i , um, need you, um, to, um, collect the samples, um, and, um, observe, um, the similarities and, um, differences..." fk that was annoying, yet strangely hilarious. ah... memories...
