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corey987654

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Anyone been caught having sex at work??

The assistant manager caught me and a new chick in the office today...

Any suggestions on possible consequences??
 

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pfft pretty sure at my work having sex with someone will increase ur income.
exponentially if its at the registers
 

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At one of the maccas I worked at, I heard people talk about how there wasn't a room in the building that people hadn't fucked in.
 

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mr_brightside said:
Fuck it's not that hard to avoid getting caught.
not getting caught wasnt really on my mind at the time...

the 2ic just came looking for the chick... thought she'd gotten lost!
 

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iamsickofyear12 said:
Employee of the month award?
haha

that would be great!

Shes hot as... im proud of the score, does that count towards it?
 

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nah but i used to work at lone star parramatta and people used to fuck in the freezer lolz.


i remember once a waitress got in trouble for giving head to one of the kitchen staff on a break out the back of the resturant.

the most i got was a kiss in the freezer lolz.
 

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corey987654 said:
haha

that would be great!

Shes hot as... im proud of the score, does that count towards it?
you are a liar
 

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hiphophooray123 said:
nah but i used to work at lone star parramatta and people used to fuck in the freezer lolz.


i remember once a waitress got in trouble for giving head to one of the kitchen staff on a break out the back of the resturant.

the most i got was a kiss in the freezer lolz.
shame
 
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hiphophooray123 said:
i remember once a waitress got in trouble for giving head to one of the kitchen staff on a break out the back of the resturant.
So the kitchen staff didn't get in trouble, just the waitress? Did they punish her by prodding her poop-hole?
 

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The_Apprentice said:
So the kitchen staff didn't get in trouble, just the waitress? Did they punish her by prodding her poop-hole?
But I poop from there...
 

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Yeah, well I had sex on an aeroplane with the entire cabbin crew and the pilot saw and he just joined in.
 

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4unitfreak said:
Couldn't you have just kept it in your pants until after the shift? I work with my boyfriend and we manage to exercise a reasonable amount of self-restraint.

That said, the 'fucking in the freezer' comments has given me an idea. The cool room's the only place without cameras where I work...
yes do it there so whoever views the footage is spared the horror of watching two behemoths mate.
 

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4unitfreak said:
? I work with my boyfriend and we manage to exercise a reasonable amount of self-restraint.
why are so many teeny girls having secks already. you'll probably regret it. :)
 

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fernando said:
why are so many teeny girls having secks already. you'll probably regret it. :)
How else do you sound cool on an internet forum other than by pretending to know a thing or two about sex:confused:
 

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ari89 said:
How else do you sound cool on an internet forum other than by pretending to know a thing or two about sex:confused:

to be cool or respected. that is the question?
 

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