Dec 31} Woman marries dolphin (1 Viewer)

[M.I.A-187]

A woman has married a dolphin in Israel.

Sharon Tendler from Redbridge, East London, wore a white silk dress and a pink tiara for the ceremony in Eliat, Israel.

The dolphin, Cindy, swam to the side of his enclosure for the ceremony.

Sharon kissed Cindy and whispered "I love you" in his blow hole.

According to The Sun she said: "Cindy is 35 and I've been visiting him on holidays for 15 years. He's lovely."

After the ceremony she dived into the water in her dress to give Cindy a hug.

Source:
http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?i....ananova.com/news/story/sm_1664667.html?menu=


All i have to say is -_-!!!! Seriously, i rather want one as a pet.

 

[studynoob]

blah blah woman marries a dolphin blah blah girl dies by accidentely being shot in the eye in the crowd by a tear gas cansiter on a soccer brawl in russia.... news is boring!

 

[M.I.A-187]

blah blah woman marries a dolphin blah blah girl dies by accidentely being shot in the eye in the crowd by a tear gas cansiter on a soccer brawl in russia.... news is boring!

And your reading this forum...interesting....

 

[Sonic]

this lady's a freak... no way that i would spend so much time and money on a dolphin..
OH btw who heard about that story about the man and his money.. he was in israel as well and he had a dispute with his wife.. after that he grabbed 950k cash out of his safe and burnt it... damn this guy is stupid and why does everything happen in israel??

 

[veterandoggy]

well, i think the dolphin will be saying to the woman on the honeymoon "noo soup for joo!"

well, has anyone heard of the sheep that gave birth to a baby? apparently the sperm box got swapped by mistake

 

[studynoob]

And your reading this forum...interesting....

im bummed out nothing to do all night cant skate cos it damn dark cant be fucked to study cant be fucked to play games ill sleep early tonight happy fucking new year everyone

 

[Gummy_bear]

This would only be illegal if the dolphin was a female also..

anything wrong here?

 

[veterandoggy]

This would only be illegal if the dolphin was a female also..

anything wrong here?

well, the she dolphin would have a hard time i guess

 

[Sonic]

This would only be illegal if the dolphin was a female also..

anything wrong here?

oh yeah... true that cindy how wierd
oh if you got nothing to do studynoob then go 2 http://community.boredofstudies.org/showthread.php?t=97903

 

[hiphophooray123]

dammit you beat me to it

 

[Jesus!]

so how does this dolphin... er, fulfill her needs?

You are such a sick child.

 

[sly fly]

Honestly, human behaviour never ceases to baffle me

 

[M.I.A-187]

so how does this dolphin... er, fulfill her needs?

You never want to know comrade...you never want to know and indeed lol waking up early do tend to make me faster at doing something.

 

[SashatheMan]

dolphin sex.

 

[SashatheMan]

she should read this before te marriage,

How to fuck a dolphin
http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm

 

[withoutaface]

Both partners are able to say to each other "Oooh what's that fishy smell?"

It's actually less fishy and more metallic.

 

[sly fly]

That is disgusting

 

[phizzy]

why does the dolphin have such a feminine name like 'cindy'
why not something manly like...buck or butch or vlad or kron warrior king?
cindy just reminds me of girls just wanna have fun

 

[Captain Gh3y]

Kron the warrior king huh?

 

[phizzy]

Kron the warrior king huh?

it is an extremely popular name on the island of Whakatuiwhakabui.
It came number 87 in the top 100 boys names.
granted they only have 86 males