Condoms thread. (1 Viewer)

[meilz92]

What is with all you people and thinking buying them is awkward. FFS.

i sell them all the time at work, i dont find it awkward

only when 70 year old dudes buy them

 

[meilz92]

That reminds me - my maths teacher dared me to go up to this girl that I knew who worked at a pharmacy (S.) and say: "Hey, uhh... I have to get a six pack of "Duh-recks" *shows her a scrap of paper with 'Durex' scribbled on*" - and to report back and say what happened.

I never got to do it - but my friends all really really really really wanted me to do it. Unfortunately, she lives like two hours away and doesn't work there anymore ostensibly.

Would've been awesome.

what are you, 8?

 

[zombie omie jay]

are the ultra thin ones more likely to break?

yeah i think so

makes sense, they are just thinner latex

 

[Garygaz]

what are you, aspie?

fix'd

 

[Portrayal]

what cunts haven't used condoms? all o u cunts are retarts.

 

[zombie omie jay]

what cunts haven't used condoms? all o u cunts are retarts.

retarts

 

[Portrayal]

retarts

ill fit you cunt

 

[zombie omie jay]

you are boring

lonelywolf, now that guy is a good troll

 

[Portrayal]

you are boring

lonelywolf, now that guy is a good troll

r u caling me ugy u fuck?

 

[swizzler]

what cunts haven't used condoms? all o u cunts are retarts.

your parents

 

[Portrayal]

your parents

obvusly dumfuck i was brn

 

[zombie omie jay]

get the water nigga

 

[meilz92]

yeah i think so

makes sense, they are just thinner latex

Well that sucks, why do they even make them then. Not sure if I would sacrifice safety for pleasure tbh.

 

[zombie omie jay]

you are taking a gamble with a normal one

its just a slight increase (maybe) in the chances of failure

for increased pleasure

combined with the pill, you are still pretty right

 

[jess 94]

pull out is okay if it's the right time of the month

 

[Lolsmith]

lol

 

[lamingtons]

obvusly dumfuck i was brn

mate

 

[meilz92]

pull out is okay if it's the right time of the month

 

[Shadowdude]

Pretty sure I have already got $50 on it. Also fatties don't count.

Well... okay then. Fatties aren't gonna count anyway because I probably wouldn't find them attractive anyway - ergo, wouldn't have sex with them.

what are you, 8?

No, just inexperienced with the ways of condom purchasing.

 

[jumb]

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