Can the net make a person gay ? (1 Viewer)

[Boxes]

the internet broke my life.

 

[hydrogenbondage]

I'm pretty sure the gay's in Sydney and Newtown and Armidale did not turn gay from Google or Yahoo.

 

[Kurwa]

^^ Prove it

 

[Uncle]

Ezactly.

Line is crossed when:
1) The balls touch.
2) You drink from a straw.
3) You do any of the above and don't put '(no homo)' at the end of your sentence.

4) You are a male and you have not drank beer ever.
5) Watch Naruto
6) Touch ass/groin/chest of same gender.

 

[simonloo]

I'd like to amend number 6 of Uncle's suggestion. Exceptions: butt pats and chest bumps after a strenuous sporting game.

 

[Absolutezero]

Exceptions: butt pats and chest bumps after a strenuous sporting game.

Or in the case of footballers, during and before a game as well.

 

[Omie Jay]

um who the hell pats someones but or bumps someones chest after a strenuous sporting game?

 

[Uncle]

um who the hell pats someones but or bumps someones chest after a strenuous sporting game?

Another epic reply I need to give +rep once I can give you +rep again.

 

[Omie Jay]

um who the hell pats someones but or bumps someones chest after a strenuous sporting game?

"Oh hey, good game *shakes hands*, look forward to versing u again *HONK*"

 

[Pain]

I like getting my ass fucked (no homo)

 

[cannibal.horse]

um who the hell pats someones but or bumps someones chest after a strenuous sporting game?

Real men = rugby players.

Exception to rule 6: Going out to the wheat fields with your girlfriend and the guys from the water polo team and she splits when you give each other handjobs (no homo).

 

[Uncle]

No touching legs of same gender you do that you turn tackle football into touch football.
Why did school sports introduce this homo variation of a m3nly sport?

 

[CIV1501]

um who the hell pats someones but or bumps someones chest after a strenuous sporting game?

um that is a completely normal thing to do (no homo)

but really it is lol

 

[Dumbledore]

what about mc donalds drinks and juice/milk poppa's for the straws?

 

[Boxes]

what about mc donalds drinks and juice/milk poppa's for the straws?

with the mcdonald's drinks, you remove the cap and drink, just like drinking with a regular cup.

and with poppas, you shouldn't be drinking those anyway. those alone are homo, even without the straws.

 

[CIV1501]

what about mc donalds drinks and juice/milk poppa's for the straws?

sippas are not gay

either are poppas

 

[Boxes]

sippas are not gay

either are poppas

i beg to differ.

 

[CIV1501]

no way man poppas are defo not homo, probably the manliest drink there is

 

[CIV1501]

i beg to differ.

you'll beg for mercy once im done with u cunt

 

[Boxes]

watching tranny porn.

gay, or not?