Best+Worst of Teacher Quotes and Habits (7 Viewers)

[Jinpoo]

my 30-something english teacher knows how to play dota

 

[stupidfathead]

best moment... probably on valentines day when a love balad was sung to the physic's teach (a.k.a dream boat) by a guy in my grade.

 

[stupidfathead]

o an when there was a lock down and the chubby deputy priniple climbed in an unlocked window and pretended to shoot everyone.

 

[.x.Cookie.x.]

o an when there was a lock down and the chubby deputy priniple climbed in an unlocked window and pretended to shoot everyone.

Lockdown drills are hilarious. Everyone in my school takes it as joke.
The first one we had every single piece of furniture in the classroom, inlcuding lounges and the teachers desk in front of the door, even though there's windows all around the room and the crazy person would just shoot us all.

The second one no one knew about, it was at lunch and we were all in the year 10 area (when my school didn't have 11+12) and they told us the first time that if it did happen to jump the fence, run down to the river and to the police so we did. After that they told us just to go into the nearest classroom.

The third time we didn't know about it again and there was an unlocked classroom right beside where we were sitting and the teacher told us to run across this open field and into the library, if it had of been real we would've all been shot.

 

[michael1990]

HA HA HA...

Lock Downs are just a heap of shit.

We once had one when we were doing a English Assessment Tasks.
Man our teacher went nuts. Plus the biggest teacher at our school (BIG FELLA) was going nuts about it as well lol i couldn't help but laugh.

Another time we were in Maths and we were just told don't worry about it guys, (By our teacher) its only a drill so just continue writting your notes.

Just recently we were in Economics and it went off, teacher closed our door and such we started running around yelling out the windows and such teacher was like its serious we were like yeah whatever, we walked out of the classroom and all the male teachers were patrolling the school lol. It was funny... We came back inside though.

 

[russianROULETTE]

lol, fire drills and lockdown drills are so pointless... i remember once i asked, 'so what if this is a smart crazy person who starts a fire to herd us into one place and then shoot us all?'

and all the primadonna juniors think they're too good to sit on the ground. it's just grass for christ's sake, get over it already...

 

[Muz4PM]

lol, fire drills and lockdown drills are so pointless... i remember once i asked, 'so what if this is a smart crazy person who starts a fire to herd us into one place and then shoot us all?'

Lol, so I am not the only one who thinks that, excellent.

However, to know that, the person would have had to have went/had a spy in the school.

 

[russianROULETTE]

Lol, so I am not the only one who thinks that, excellent.

LOL yeah, i mentioned that to the teacher and one of the girls in my class was like, "it scares me that you even thought of that" i was only joking though.

However, to know that, the person would have had to have went/had a spy in the school.

true. but still, it's a scary thought...

 

[yorkstanham]

Maths teacher to class: Ever since the holidays your noise has been increasing exponentially.

Was pretty funny

 

[risole91]

HA HA HA...

Lock Downs are just a heap of shit.

We once had one when we were doing a English Assessment Tasks.
Man our teacher went nuts. Plus the biggest teacher at our school (BIG FELLA) was going nuts about it as well lol i couldn't help but laugh.

Another time we were in Maths and we were just told don't worry about it guys, (By our teacher) its only a drill so just continue writting your notes.

Just recently we were in Economics and it went off, teacher closed our door and such we started running around yelling out the windows and such teacher was like its serious we were like yeah whatever, we walked out of the classroom and all the male teachers were patrolling the school lol. It was funny... We came back inside though.

LOL, the economics one was a real lockdown, so gangsters came to school.
all the rest were drills.

 

[.x.Cookie.x.]

lol, fire drills and lockdown drills are so pointless... i remember once i asked, 'so what if this is a smart crazy person who starts a fire to herd us into one place and then shoot us all?'

and all the primadonna juniors think they're too good to sit on the ground. it's just grass for christ's sake, get over it already...

When i was in like year 6 i was sick and had lost my voice when we had a fire drill. So when the teacher was marking us all off i couldn't say i was there and so i got into heaps of shit.

 

[Will-E]

Ancient History teacher: Are our sources mad!? *exasperated expression*

 

[Ms. BRIGHTSIDE]

From today :

ENGLISH:
*Teacher drawing stick man in a toga to help explain something*
TEACHER: And this is his toga.
ME: It's see through.
FRIEND: That's how they liked it back then.
TEACHER: It's his party toga!

LEGAL:
TEACHER: Talking about indigenous people.
STUDENT: *mumbles*
TEACHER: What ? What did you say ?
STUDENT: I don't know. What did you say ?
TEACHER: But what did you say ?
STUDENT: What did I say ? What did you say ?
TEACHER: Actually, I have no fucking idea.

Meh, not really funny now, I guess it was a lame "you had to be there" thing.

 

[.x.Cookie.x.]

I remember one day in year 10, we had a sub teaching history or something. Our school has these plants that have these berry things on them and all the kids would pick them and chuck them at people during classes. A kid chucked one at the sub and he's said "I just got hit in the head by a peppercorn". - Probably another another thing that you had to be there for.

 

[michael1990]

That just reminded me...

Science wasn't in the class. But we had this shit of a kid in our year named Beau and well he went off at the head teacher and she told him to fuck off lol...

Also

Same teacher

Wouldn't let a girl go to the bathroom. Well the girl wet herself lmao

was disgusting but funny.
poor girl never let it down

 

[crazathiest]

Teacher: Now, I want each and everyone you to go get F'D!

*students have a shock look on their faces*

Teacher: Focused that is.

 

[Aplus]

Extension 1 Mathematics teacher: "Do whatever you need to get your marks. Draw diagrams, label things, annotate on the question booklets, underline stuff... tape $50 to your answer booklet..."

 

[russianROULETTE]

Extension 1 Mathematics teacher: "Do whatever you need to get your marks. Draw diagrams, label things, annotate on the question booklets, underline stuff... tape $50 to your answer booklet..."

LOL, our english teacher says stuff like that. someone will be like, "whoa, sir, how did i get full marks?" and he'll be like, "you must have attatched extra money to your test" or something like that.

 

[Sarah182]

Extension 1 Mathematics teacher: "Do whatever you need to get your marks. Draw diagrams, label things, annotate on the question booklets, underline stuff... tape $50 to your answer booklet..."

HAHA thats an awesome one.

 

[Aerath]

Student: Sir, is our Physics test multiple choice?
Teacher: No - but it's multiple guess.

Deputy Principal: OK, for this year, Yr 12 jerseys will only be tagged with your names on the back. There will be no nicknames. Last year, someone put the name of a pornstar, Jenna Haze, on their back...(assembly starts laughing)....not that I knew. Google knew.

Deputy Principal: (talking about crossing the road safely) Guys, a word of advice. Don't take on cars. I guarantee, you'll lose.

Teacher: OK guys, do you have any ideas about the life of Thomas More, or the context of his life?
(class is extremely quiet, noone knows anything about Thomas More )
Teacher: Come on guys - don't make me start fingering you.