redherring
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- 2008
teacher: so, how was the exam.
student: it was sooo long and hard...
teacher: that's what she said
2. student: how's it hanging?
teacher: low, loose and fulla' juice
3. (english teacher to yr 7 student, 1st week at school): "i've flushed better things than you!"
4. student: sir, can we have any hints as to what might appear in the english exam.
teacher: well, i think there might, just might- be a narrative, unseen texts, and 4 essays.
also, our business teacher, to illustrate profitability, used the analogy of a prostitite, who differentiates herself by wearing gucci sunnies to attract more 'customers''- you really had to be there for that one.
student: it was sooo long and hard...
teacher: that's what she said
2. student: how's it hanging?
teacher: low, loose and fulla' juice
3. (english teacher to yr 7 student, 1st week at school): "i've flushed better things than you!"
4. student: sir, can we have any hints as to what might appear in the english exam.
teacher: well, i think there might, just might- be a narrative, unseen texts, and 4 essays.
also, our business teacher, to illustrate profitability, used the analogy of a prostitite, who differentiates herself by wearing gucci sunnies to attract more 'customers''- you really had to be there for that one.