Best Show/Movie Quotes! (1 Viewer)

[Styled n Slick]

Hey everyone, i really wanna know what your fav movie and tv show quotes are, can be anything...

mine are;

1 - TV - Simpsons

Homer - "I am evil homer! i am evil homer! i am evil homer!"

Homer - "Mmmmmm.... Something"


2 - Movie - Pulp Fiction -

Jules Winnfield: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like?

Brett: What?

Jules Winnfield: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherf--ker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!

Brett: He's b-b-black...

Jules Winnfield: Go on.

Brett: He's bald...

Jules Winnfield: Does he look like a b--ch?

Brett: What?

(Jules shoots Brett in shoulder)

Jules Winnfield: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B--CH?

Brett: NO!

Jules Winnfield: Then why you trying to f--k him like a b--ch,
Brett?

Brett: I didn't!

Jules Winnfield: Yes you did, Brett. Yes you did. You tried to f--k him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f--ked by anybody, except Mrs.Wallace.

 

[Loz#1]

He died With A Falafel In His Hand (It's on Optus tonight )
"Want to get married?"

"Can't. Got to go out later."

 

[hipsta_jess]

ok, these are all from all saints:

Nelson: My name's Nelson and I'm an alcoholic.
Charlotte: My name is Charlotte and I'm a lesbian!

Charlotte: You are totally pissing me off Mitch.

Charlotte: Don't call me Doctor, it's terrifying.

Charlotte: You're pushing it. I'm a Doctor not a highly paid Nurse.
Warwick: You acted irresponsibly out there.
Charlotte: While you chewed on your sandwich.
Warwick: You made me look bad out there.
Charlotte: You made yourself look bad out there.
Warwick: Women doctors, always trying to prove they've got more balls than the men.
Charlotte: Which means in your case I've got nothing to prove

Charlotte: Are you saying that I'm not a genius?
Bron: You're not a genius.
Charlotte: Break it to me gently why don't you!

Bron: People will talk
Charlotte: Well it wont hurt my reputation and I dont give a stuff about yours!

Charlotte: You are not covering my ass!

Charlotte: Well its the physiology of the male anatomy. All the blood leaves the brain and it travels south.

Kylie: (laughing)
Charlotte: Big deal! I can say where are my underpants in 6 languages. So we off to the Royal?

Charlotte: Great bra by the way!

Charlotte: What's with the humming?
Bron: Oh, I'm happy, is there a problem with that?
Charlotte: Shouldn't be but it is cos I'm single and desperate so shut up!

Charlotte: Hey, did you hear that Trevor Hunt applied for the VMO position?
Vincent: Really? I haven't seen him in years. Didn't you have the hots for him once?
Charlotte: Of course not!
Vincent: You certainly gave a good impression of liking him.
Charlotte: That doesn't mean anything. I gave a good impression of liking you too.

Luke: From what I can see you enjoy working with Charlotte Beaumont
Vincent: Oh yeah, very much!
Luke: Forget it mate, she's gay.
Vincent: She wasn't when I was married to her! There's something you didn't know.
Luke: So you're the bastard who turned her off blokes

Charlotte: Stuff you! It's always a good time for pizza and beer.

Vincent: I heard the CEO gave you a spanking, what did you do?
Charlotte: I was naughty.

Vincent: I'm trying to forget everything you ever taught me
Charlotte: Oww!

Charlotte: There's more to safe sex than you know.

PS, sorry for all the quotes..its just im kinda addicted

 

[sunken eyes]

matrix
neo-oh shit!
morpheus-mmm, yes.

the simpsons
homer-save me jebus.

homer- its times like thesse i wish i was a religous man.
lovejoy- its all over people, we dont have a prayer.

snatch
i'd feel safer with a pair of chicken drumsticks.

 

[Johnny G]

Homer:
"this gun cost me everything, everything but my precious preicious gun."

Bart:
"What are you laughin' at dad?"
Homer:
"if i think im laughing at what i think i'm laughing at, its pretty funny!"

Simpsons rule - go the satire!

 

[narrator]

pi is exactly 3! (prof frink)

 

[unoriginal]

Ralph: "i choo, choo ,choose you and it has a picture of a train"
Homer: "Damn sexy flanders"
Ralph: "They were in the closet making babies and one of the babies came out and it looked at me"

and any of the quotes below. (I watch way to much simpsons and futurama)

 

[sach]

Mine would have to be;
Homer: Oh my God! Space aliens, dont eat me, I have a wife and kids, eat them!

Homer: Ow! the bee bit my bottom, now my bottom's big.

and below.

 

[routemarker]

The Simpsons - Who shot Mr Burns?
Lie Detector test

Eddie: Do you have a grudge against mr burns?
Moe : No!
*beep*
Moe : Alright maybe i did but i didn't shoot him.
*ding*
Eddie: Checks out. Ok sir you're free to go.
Moe : good because i've got a hot date tonight
*beep*
a date.
*beep*
dinner with friends.
*beep*
dinner alone.
*beep*
watching tv alone.
*beep*
alright...i'm going to sit at home and oogle the ladies in the victoria secret catalogue.
*beep*
...sears catalogue.
*ding *
now will you unhook me already please, i dont deserve this kind of shabby treatment.
*beep*

The Amazing Race (lol it can have quotes)
in Grindelwald, Switzerland - Season 3

Ian: Terri come!
Terri : my pants are falling down.
Ian: this is more important than your pants falling down
Terri: oh you think so?
Ian: yeah i think so.

During repel detour in portugal
Gerard : Ken, theres a doezen glazed donuts at the bottom!

 

[jhakka]

The Shining:
Jack: Here's Johnny!

 

[ezzy85]

Originally posted by Styled n Slick


mine are;

1 - TV - Simpsons

Homer - "I am evil homer! i am evil homer! i am evil homer!"

2 - Movie - Pulp Fiction -

Jules Winnfield: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like?

Brett: What?

Jules Winnfield: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherf--ker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!

Brett: He's b-b-black...

Jules Winnfield: Go on.

Brett: He's bald...

Jules Winnfield: Does he look like a b--ch?

Brett: What?

(Jules shoots Brett in shoulder)

Jules Winnfield: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B--CH?

Brett: NO!

Jules Winnfield: Then why you trying to f--k him like a b--ch,
Brett?

Brett: I didn't!

Jules Winnfield: Yes you did, Brett. Yes you did. You tried to f--k him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f--ked by anybody, except Mrs.Wallace.

i love the last scene in pulp in the diner. the whole thing is one golden quote. with the badass motherfucker wallet, 3 little fonzies. etc... :rofl:

 

[arls]

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Homer is using his computer at home "I think Ill order a TAB!"

"All these momements will be lost like tears in the rain." heheh Blade Runner

"I am so smart, I am so smart.... S-M-R-T"

can't remember the exact quotes.. but Rove seems to say them every week, those comments that are MEANT to be really funny, and the audience is just silent. silent.. silent... until ppl start laughing at him and his dickhead joke that reallly isnt funny...
these ones crack me up the most...

10 things i hate bout you..

"Whats the difference between like and love?" Black chic (Ive forgotten her name, but well call her brandy for racial reasons..)
"Well i like my sketchers, but I love my prada back pack" Bianca
"But I love MY sketchers?" Brandy
"Thats cause you don't have a prada backpack!" Bianca
"ohhh"Brandy

"you can be overwhelmed, and you can be under whelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?" Brandy
"I think you can in Paris!" Bianca

 

[Reshie]

my fva quote its sooo bludy funny cause it doesnt make any sense

"My ass maybe dumb,but i aint no dumbass"Jackie Brown starring Samuel Jackson

"my cat smells of cat breath"Ralph

ill come back for more quotes on simpsons!

 

[SmokedSalmon]

I like the one from Indiana Jones - Raiders of the Lost Ark

"Snakes...why did it have to be snakes?"

A

Originally posted by jhakka
The Shining:
Jack: Here's Johnny!

That is a cool one too.

 

[ezzy85]

Originally posted by SmokedSalmon
I like the one from Indiana Jones - Raiders of the Lost Ark

"Snakes...why did it have to be snakes?"

A

That is a cool one too.

Simpsons:

Willie: Ill use my shinning
BNart: dont you mean shining
Willie: Quiet! or well get sued!

 

[Macccca]

The Bride: Those of you lucky enough to have your lives take them with you! However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.

Copperhead: So I suppose it's a little too late for an apology, huh?
The Bride: You suppose correctly.
Copperhead: You have every right to want to get even.
The Bride: To get Even? Even-Steven? I would have to kill you, go upstairs, kill little Nikki, then wait for the good Doctor Bell to come home, and kill him. That'd be about square.

Go-Go Yubari: You call that begging? You can beg better than that.

Hattori Hanzo: I can tell you with no ego that this is my finest blade. If, on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut.


Hattori Hanzo: You must have big rats, if you need Hattori Hanzo steel...
The Bride: ...Huge ones.

O-Ren Ishii: You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you?
The Bride: You know, for a second there, yeah, I kinda did.
O-Ren Ishii: Silly rabbit.
The Bride: Trix are for...
O-Ren Ishii: ...kids.



and best for last...



O-Ren Ishii: Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords.