Ask a pick up artist anything. (1 Viewer)

[AppleNader]

You are MasterPUA

I am one of his proteges.

 

[blue_chameleon]

I am one of his proteges.

How does his crack taste?

 

[AppleNader]

How does his crack taste?

Why don't you ask your mother, that woman has her nose in everything. You know what I'm talking about, pal, you can't even take a wizz at your place without that bitch wanting to sample the goods first.


EDIT: I just realised that you go to UNCLE, sorry this convo is over. I don't condescend to post to people that actually consider that a real uni and go there. Welcome to my ignore list, enjoy the stay.

 

[blue_chameleon]

Why don't you ask your mother, that woman has her nose in everything. You know what I'm talking about, pal, you can't even take a wizz at your place without that bitch wanting to sample the goods first.

Lame joke dude. Really.

But please, carry on...

 

[AppleNader]

hahaha, wait this is just too much . Some dude named " Blue Chameleon", which sounds like something your sister( That bitch, including your mother are on my "done list", upgraded from my "to do" list. They made the transition quite readily) came up with- trying to call others lame..lol..the irony!!


You've been here since March 2003? Cot Damn, that's pretty sad dude, really. No wonder you're all worked up over master PUA and wanting to know what his crack tastes like. You sick fuck.

 

[blue_chameleon]

hahaha, wait this is just too much . Some dude named " Blue Chameleon", which sounds like something your sister( That bitch, including your mother are on my "done list", upgraded from my "to do" list. They made the transition quite readily) came up with- trying to call others lame..lol..the irony!!


You've been here since March 2003? Cot Damn, that's pretty sad dude, really. No wonder you're all worked up over master PUA and wanting to know what his crack tastes like. You sick fuck.

*crickets chirping*

 

[AppleNader]

Yeah, that's about the best that someone whos goes to UNCLE and posts online religiously for 5 years can muster. I didn't expect much more tbh.


Some jokes, posts are lame, but hey Blue Chamel, your real life is LAME!!

please tell me that you're a troll and that you aren't really as shit as you make yourself out to be.

Sorry, I forgot to put you on ignore. my bad....LMAO, I am seriously ROFLing, dude goes to UNCLE, gets jealous over gimmick accounts, is about to graduate into Finance( good luck with that, really, you still would have struggled in a Booming Economy).

 

[nicko1990]

^^^ Lololololol

 

[tomjones]

hahaha fuckin halorious

 

[MasterPUA]

hahhaaha this thread is now hilarious!


i will reply to posts on Sunday.

It's the weekend people - Bondi is crawling with babes. Get off the computer and go approach some women.

If you don't know what to say, then use this line:

"Hey, we just made some serious eye contact back there *cheeky smile*"

You can use this line whether she looked at you or not.

 

[Funky Monk]

Thank fuck this sarging bullshit hasn't managed to cross the nullabor.

 

[Cookie182]

Thank fuck this sarging bullshit hasn't managed to cross the nullabor.

In good time, my friend, in good time.

 

[Bulldog4lyf]

MasterPUA, try this one.

How do you let a girl know that you aren't looking for a one night stand, and don't necessarily want to pick her up but would like to get her number?

 

[tommykins]

errr isn't by definition picking up = getting her number...

 

[Cookie182]

MasterPUA, try this one.

How do you let a girl know that you aren't looking for a one night stand, and don't necessarily want to pick her up but would like to get her number?

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[withoutaface]

Why don't you ask your mother, that woman has her nose in everything. You know what I'm talking about, pal, you can't even take a wizz at your place without that bitch wanting to sample the goods first.


EDIT: I just realised that you go to UNCLE, sorry this convo is over. I don't condescend to post to people that actually consider that a real uni and go there. Welcome to my ignore list, enjoy the stay.

Itt guy who doesn't understand what condescend means.

 

[jb_nc]

this thread... ths fucking thread

 

[Bulldog4lyf]

hahahahahahahahaha

I'm serious. Sometimes there isn't enough time.

 

[KFunk]

It seems that your expertise is needed elsewhere.

*Bat-light*

 

[Funky Monk]

MasterPUA, try this one.

How do you let a girl know that you aren't looking for a one night stand, and don't necessarily want to pick her up but would like to get her number?

Ahhhh... hows 'bout you just ask her dingus. Minus the bullshit.