Are you virgin? (1 Viewer)

[violentdelights]

jesus christ

plz dont say the lords name in vain ok peelsfotuonur

 

[Taketheatrain]

Hey guys,

what's up?

 

[Sarah182]

Hey guys,

what's up?

Not much, just sticking my finger up my arse. You?

 

[HalcyonSky]

swole brah

 

[Taketheatrain]

Not much, just sticking my finger up my arse. You?

:O

Why would you do that???

 

[Sarah182]

:O

Why would you do that???

It's a hobby of mine, a guitly pleasure some would say.
brb just going to have sex with a dead kitten.

 

[Taketheatrain]

Eating some figs, shooting some pigs.

 

[Taketheatrain]

It's a hobby of mine, a guitly pleasure some would say.
brb just going to have sex with a dead kitten.

Wash it before you fuck it. Promise me?

 

[violentdelights]

Alright guys, too far, too far.

Leave the cats alone, what is this? Do not make me get into my kombi van and hunt you guys down at this hour ok.

 

[Taketheatrain]

Alright guys, too far, too far.

Leave the cats alone, what is this? Do not make me get into my kombi van and hunt you guys down at this hour ok.

But mum, I told her to *wash* it.




She's a nice person inside.

 

[Sarah182]

Alright guys, too far, too far.

Leave the cats alone, what is this? Do not make me get into my kombi van and hunt you guys down at this hour ok.

What if I have sex with the kitten in the kombi van?

 

[Phoenix Fury]

Then you must post pix.

 

[Taketheatrain]

no pix. just dix.

 

[violentdelights]

But mum, I told her to *wash* it.




She's a nice person inside.

You stupid daughter of a whore, you are grounded for three weeks. You have to sleep on the back verandah and you're only allowed to eat canned fava beans ok.

What if I have sex with the kitten in the kombi van?

I will shoot you with my AK47 and smear your blood on the windscreen, and me and the kitty will sing songs together until dawn. I will nurture it and counsel it back to sanity

 

[Sarah182]

I can take plenty of pics, new facebook default here I come!

 

[Sarah182]

I will shoot you with my AK47 and smear your blood on the windscreen, and me and the kitty will sing songs together until dawn. I will nurture it and counsel it back to sanity

But the kitten will be situated inside my vagina? It'll never get out alive!

 

[Taketheatrain]

You stupid daughter of a whore, you are grounded for three weeks. You have to sleep on the back verandah and you're only allowed to eat canned fava beans ok.



I will shoot you with my AK47 and smear your blood on the windscreen, and me and the kitty will sing songs together until dawn. I will nurture it and counsel it back to sanity

You're just doing that so you can have sex with my boyfriend.



Mum.

 

[violentdelights]

Both of you are latvian gypsy witches and I will burn you at the stake, you evil cat raping duo you

 

[Taketheatrain]

Both of you are latvian gypsy witches and I will burn you at the stake, you evil cat raping duo you

Try and stop us. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...hahahaha..cough...hahahahahahahahaha

 

[assiduous]

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