I'm not sure why I'm posting an answer to such a stupid fucking thread, but anyway...
College life is nothing like you see in the movies. There are a few similarities, but nothing much is the same. Remember that things in movies are never accurate representations of things you see in real life, like the woman in a movie I saw the other day who fit a baseball bat in herself. I tried it in real life becuase I thought it was real becuase it was in a movie, but oh no. Not at all. (She still hasn't called me back yet either...)