any alpha females on this forum??? (1 Viewer)

[Captain Gh3y]

You are a shithouse

I'm not a 13 year old boy, you can't intimidate me Geoffrey

 

[Roguedeth]

I'm an Alpha male

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than a friend. The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays Warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?


And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you, you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from Sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at Hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.

And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and disappear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't Fuck" instinct something fierce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.


And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Fine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my cock, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WANT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shot glass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.

And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.

I'd say you should kill yourself, but you being around makes her want a real man all the more, so keep cutting it up emo bitches, I'll keep that bitch warm while you're crying in the corner.

 

[Wearingmyrolex]

that hasn't been copy pasted here before, good job man really a classic excerpt of ingenius humour

 

[Roguedeth]

durrr

 

[liam9519]

OP is a fucking joke.

 

[sam04u]

Although this is delicious copypasta, the original author is not on an alpha male, nor is he particularly successful with women. Quite the contrary, his impersonal, and distant relationship with women suggests he's probably a college student, and a virgin at that. He most likely gets his idea of women through online conversations, or knowing somebody who has been in similar scenarios. He likely "plays warcraft, is a geek, and watches anime" and he also has had a real relationship with such a woman.

If you notice all the other scenarios are used impersonally "the one who", suggesting distance. Whereas the one closest to himself, he referes to her as "she", much more personal, suggesting closeness.

Also the end scenarios, with the last scenario he mentions "love" suggesting a closeness to a person, which he is drawing feelings to write the piece. The piece is written using personal feelings and experience, thus it is somewhat effective.

Poor guy will probably not even get laid till he's in his mid 20s and finally figures out that GOING OUT will get you laid.

 

[sasan160]

Although this is delicious copypasta, the original author is not on an alpha male, nor is he particularly successful with women. Quite the contrary, his impersonal, and distant relationship with women suggests he's probably a college student, and a virgin at that. He most likely gets his idea of women through online conversations, or knowing somebody who has been in similar scenarios. He likely "plays warcraft, is a geek, and watches anime" and he also has had a real relationship with such a woman.

If you notice all the other scenarios are used impersonally "the one who", suggesting distance. Whereas the one closest to himself, he referes to her as "she", much more personal, suggesting closeness.

Also the end scenarios, with the last scenario he mentions "love" suggesting a closeness to a person, which he is drawing feelings to write the piece. The piece is written using personal feelings and experience, thus it is somewhat effective.

Poor guy will probably not even get laid till he's in his mid 20s and finally figures out that GOING OUT will get you laid.

lololol fkn monster kill!!!

OP u talk about computer nerds wanting you?...wow...congratulations....

 

[Ben Fordham]

You are a shithouse

You are not going to intimidate me Geoffrey.

What I do is, I'm an advocate.

Writer. Pedophile. Child molester. Grub.

 

[Slidey]

that is so me, too.

i just pick and choose, like a candy selection, and i am not even pretty. it is all about the attitude. :uhhuh:

I think in your case it's about whether or not you've snorted enough cocaine to hallucinate yet.

 

[mr_brightside]

You are not going to intimidate me Geoffrey.


Writer. Pedophile. Child molester. Grub.

oh nice.