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Two cows are sitting in a field? One says "moo." The other one says "That's funny, I was just about to say that!"
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Pretty much anything involving death would be. Here are a few more:Jackets said:
- Columbine High Massacre
- September 11
- Hiroshima/Nagasaki
- The Thai-Burma Railway
- World War 1
- Rwandan Genocide
- John McCain
- Stalin's Great Purges
Epistemophobia
Serenity Painted Death
its been done. laughsmoll. said:
Epistemophobia
Serenity Painted Death
\carrots please! said:
Gah, gay
Someone sent me this the other day....
A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger.
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The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop.<O
The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school.
<OHe arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office.
Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willytop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school.
<O<OWell, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house.
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Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town.
<O</O
Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad.
<OWell, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.
A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger.
<O
The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop.<O
The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school.
<O
He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office.Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willytop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school.
<O
<OWell, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house.<O
Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town.
<O
</OWell, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad.
<O
Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.WTF IS A WILLYTOPcrestor said:Someone sent me this the other day....
A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger.
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The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop.<o>
The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school.
<o>
Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willytop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school.
<o>
<o>
Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town.
<o>
Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad.
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HanT
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Whats the difference between a ferrari and ten dead babies?
I don't have a ferrari in my garage.
I don't have a ferrari in my garage.
HanT
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that's pretty much the point of the joke, me thinks.Zrap said:WTF IS A WILLYTOP
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