Alright bitaches, help a brother out... (1 Viewer)

[ElGronko]

Alright biatches, help a brother out...

So it turns out that the neighbors who moved in 2 to 3 weeks ago have two daughters, one my age, one two years younger who are like 5184327593259875349754395934759435437534x hot.

I haven't spoken to them.


What do i do?

My idea at the moment is to have a barbie with some mates, and play the music too loud, hence presenting myself with an opportunity to talk to her, and possibly invite her round.

No pussy shit please, ie. no "go over there with a basket of flowers and merengue" etc.

*EDIT - A RESOLUTION!

Fortunately, once again my vanity has got in the way of my initiative, thus I shall wait for them to come to me.

Thank you for your time.

 

[Not-That-Bright]

Set up a webcam inside their house while they're all out.
Post address on Bos.

 

[bscienceboi]

My idea at the moment is to have a barbie with some mates, and play the music too loud, hence presenting myself with an opportunity to talk to her, and possibly invite her round.

Would be interesting to see if you can time your BBQ so that they are at home.

They might come over....dressed as policemen.

 

[UGFighter]

man,

why you need a bbq to talk to them? then all your mates will be over them worse than a dog on a bad smell and chances are they'll be more interested in your mates than you.

just go up and introduce yourself the next time you see them because they've just moved in next door. I talk to my neighbours when I see them, why would it be any different just because they're hot?

 

[Not-That-Bright]

Post ur address, maybe they're on Bos.

 

[ElGronko]

man,

why you need a bbq to talk to them? then all your mates will be over them worse than a dog on a bad smell and chances are they'll be more interested in your mates than you.

So I can impress them with my culinary skills.

If you have ever tried any of my bbq'd chops, you would know.

 

[Not-That-Bright]

Ask them if they want a sausage, then put ur dick in a roll, and serve it to them.
It's romantic.

 

[ElGronko]

It's OK, I have reached a resolution!

It's OK, I have reached a resolution!

I have decided I am way to cool to worry about such petty things, and I will wait for them to come to me.

Yeah, they'll come over, they always do...

 

[Enoch]

"howdy neighbour" *tips cowboy hat*

 

[loquasagacious]

They probably go to school with you or somesuch...

Also they will likely get a job at a local supermarket so keep ur eyes peeled.

Coerce a female friend (assuming you have one) into befriending them and then you can be all "hey nice to meet you new friends of a friend. Omg you live next to me. Lets secs".

 

[Jiga]

How do you know dat they dont go onto this forum!? They would see this and wander, hmmm 'I just moved into a new place, a got a syster, and theres a guy my age next door', that could prove quite embaressing!

 

[#23]

Post ur address, maybe they're on Bos.

Haha, I was going to say that. Since one is your age, chances are shes probably doing her HSC and probably visits this board. haha.

Just get a football or soccer ball, play around at the back then when they go to the backyard, 'accidently' kick the ball over the fence, have a quick perve on them and then ask for the ball back, and yeah, I conversation could start, something liek so where'd yous come from blah blah

 

[Lhyviathan]

Haha, I was going to say that. Since one is your age, chances are shes probably doing her HSC and probably visits this board. haha.

Just get a football or soccer ball, play around at the back then when they go to the backyard, 'accidently' kick the ball over the fence, have a quick perve on them and then ask for the ball back, and yeah, I conversion could start, something liek so where'd yous come from blah blah

Yes, and add:

"If you give me my ball back, I'll give you two to make up for it. "

 

[datAsianGuy]

be manly. Mow the lawn in stubbies and a singlet. Get out into your car and clean it.... Make yourself look usefull.

 

[UGFighter]

It's OK, I have reached a resolution!

I have decided I am way to cool to worry about such petty things, and I will wait for them to come to me.

Yeah, they'll come over, they always do...

You're such a fucking pussy, what's the worse that can happen?

Why don't you invite them over for a BBQ, tell them to bring the drinks and you'll supply the food. Ask them if they like chicken or steak.

If they like steak, you're so in if you don't fuck it up it's not funny.. get a nice cut from your local butcher, sirloin or scotch fillet. Bang it out so it's nice & thin... smear it in olive oil - a good kind, not generic bullshit. Sprinkle salt & pepper on both sides as well.

This is probably the hardest part... cooking the steak - ask how they like it done, if they say medium.. put in on the BBQ, as soon as the blood starts to come out the top, turn it over and cook for rougly the same amount of time - a bit less. and make sure you ONLY turn it once

If they like it more well-done, put it on and once the blood starts coming out at the top, leave it for a few mins, then turn it.. ocne again, make sure you only turn it once.

Get some turkish bread, cut it in half.. toast that on the BBQ.

A simple sauce which tastes great - 2 parts mayonaise, 1 part sweet chili sauce, 1 part mustard.. mix it all up, spread that on the toasted turkish bread, put some hot rocket on it, put the steak on it.

 

[thorrnydevil]

be manly. Mow the lawn in stubbies and a singlet. Get out into your car and clean it.... Make yourself look usefull.

Agreed. Then spray yourself with water to show off your manly physique.

 

[thorrnydevil]

Ever seen 'The Girl Next Door'?

Maybe the girls are porn stars and when they see you perving on them they'll come over and tag-team you.

 

[#23]

Ever seen 'The Girl Next Door'?

Maybe the girls are porn stars and when they see you perving on them they'll come over and tag-team you.

Haha, I love that movie.

 

[#23]

You're such a fucking pussy, what's the worse that can happen?

Why don't you invite them over for a BBQ, tell them to bring the drinks and you'll supply the food. Ask them if they like chicken or steak.

If they like steak, you're so in if you don't fuck it up it's not funny.. get a nice cut from your local butcher, sirloin or scotch fillet. Bang it out so it's nice & thin... smear it in olive oil - a good kind, not generic bullshit. Sprinkle salt & pepper on both sides as well.

This is probably the hardest part... cooking the steak - ask how they like it done, if they say medium.. put in on the BBQ, as soon as the blood starts to come out the top, turn it over and cook for rougly the same amount of time - a bit less. and make sure you ONLY turn it once

If they like it more well-done, put it on and once the blood starts coming out at the top, leave it for a few mins, then turn it.. ocne again, make sure you only turn it once.

Get some turkish bread, cut it in half.. toast that on the BBQ.

A simple sauce which tastes great - 2 parts mayonaise, 1 part sweet chili sauce, 1 part mustard.. mix it all up, spread that on the toasted turkish bread, put some hot rocket on it, put the steak on it.

Egronk, you make a move yet or you chicken out? Anyways, UGFighter, sounds great. Haha, you can be MY Chef!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[thorrnydevil]

Haha, I love that movie.

Yeah, so do I!